FabSwingers.com forum: Most embaressing moments!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine happened after a vasectomy. Got an infection and ended up in hospital with an abcess in the old scrotum. Needless to say my sac ended up very large and swollen. First day in hospital was told to go for a shower and to help was given a chair to sit, to relieve the strain. Washed and showered but didn't realise that the soap had made my nuts very slippery and they had sipped between my legs. It wasn't till tried to stand that realise that because chair had armrests on couldn't move as couldn't get my nuts from between my legs. It took two nurse, (both female) 20 minutes to eventually release me. Might have been my first mff but believe me only I was naked and no wasn't much fun either.

Totally true tale

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine happened after a vasectomy. Got an infection and ended up in hospital with an abcess in the old scrotum. Needless to say my sac ended up very large and swollen. First day in hospital was told to go for a shower and to help was given a chair to sit, to relieve the strain. Washed and showered but didn't realise that the soap had made my nuts very slippery and they had sipped between my legs. It wasn't till tried to stand that realise that because chair had armrests on couldn't move as couldn't get my nuts from between my legs. It took two nurse, (both female) 20 minutes to eventually release me. Might have been my first mff but believe me only I was naked and no wasn't much fun either.

Totally true tale

Very rude pic sent in error to a close relative. Still shudder when I think about it.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very rude pic sent to my sister!!

She's still not recovered

By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Watching a band playing in a crowded venue and slipped my hand inside my ex husbands back pocket and squeezed his ass - yes, you guessed, it wasn’t him!

Btw that was nothing to do with him becoming an ex lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in a club with an ex & friends put my hand behind me to stroke my ex down below as she was wearing leggings,, then heard a voice saying excuse,,, turned out to be her cousin who shares same name.

Both named after their Granny...