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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered..

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered..

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Poor child

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Worse news from the biscuit factory

There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight (not that one) by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Worse news from the biscuit factory

There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight (not that one) by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it "

*goes to put the kettle on raids the biscuit tin*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good lol

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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Worse news from the biscuit factory

There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight (not that one) by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it

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