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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi

Now, I'm one of the weird people who like to understand things and when it come to the man, women communication on this site, I don't understand.

What is it the ideal first message would be for you? And before anyone says it I do understand everyone is different and want different things.

And I assure you all none of this will make it into my upcoming book, working title men's are cocks and women are cunts.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

So you understand everyones diffrent amd want diffrent things........ok so this is just a please converse with me females post got it cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you understand everyones diffrent amd want diffrent things........ok so this is just a please converse with me females post got it cheers "

Pmsl.. Welcome to another wacky week on fab. kola.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm would be happy with everyone's point of view to be honest. To get an acurate picture of what going on I would need to know both sides. So my initial post was incorrect. Thanks for pointing that out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Now, I'm one of the weird people who like to understand things and when it come to the man, women communication on this site, I don't understand.

What is it the ideal first message would be for you? And before anyone says it I do understand everyone is different and want different things.

And I assure you all none of this will make it into my upcoming book, working title men's are cocks and women are cunts. "

The above should be ammended to include what do men think that the ideally message should say

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to try and use humour but as has been said one person's humour can be another person's "your an arse, where is the block button."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips""

And has he bought you a bag of chips? And did he push the boat out and get you a pickled onion aswell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips""

I'd have given you my sausage supper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips"

And has he bought you a bag of chips? And did he push the boat out and get you a pickled onion aswell? "

Or did he offer you his gherkin.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

I don't have an ideal first message, I like to lurk, watch peoples conversation and then message the ones I would like to talk to.

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife


"Hi

Now, I'm one of the weird people who like to understand things and when it come to the man, women communication on this site, I don't understand.

What is it the ideal first message would be for you? And before anyone says it I do understand everyone is different and want different things.

And I assure you all none of this will make it into my upcoming book, working title men's are cocks and women are cunts. "

It was a strange weekend on here for me as messages that I sent were getting lovely reply’s of mainly not me/us but thanks for your message and followed up by myself thanking them for a lovely response !!! ?? normally no reply and message deleted and can be difficult to take on the chin again lol

Just keep trying and apologise if you maybe mist something after carefully reading profile before a message is sent like not looking to meet anyone under 6ft , I was an inch to short for that one my bad ?? for my message again

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips"

And has he bought you a bag of chips? And did he push the boat out and get you a pickled onion aswell?

Told him i did not eat chips so he offered to make me lentil soup. We exchanged a few messages and he made me laugh which is always good on here.

Or did he offer you his gherkin. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have an ideal first message, I like to lurk, watch peoples conversation and then message the ones I would like to talk to."

Creepy! I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour...

And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humour...

And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it "

I'd barely get the "A" in account on mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes me laugh then it will guarantee a reply.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"So you understand everyones diffrent amd want diffrent things........ok so this is just a please converse with me females post got it cheers "

Just read the profile of the person/couple you're messaging and actually talk to them, not a generic copy and paste about me.

V x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Humour...

And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it "

Ffs doggy, not paying the man! Card number, expiry date and cvc

V x

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife


"Humour...

And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it "

Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Humour...

And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it

Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on "

Never mind the remote, it was the barbie dolls that really got me Why? whywhywhy? Is that even remotely (see what i did there) sexy for anyone??

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife


"Humour...

And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it

Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on

Never mind the remote, it was the barbie dolls that really got me Why? whywhywhy? Is that even remotely (see what i did there) sexy for anyone??"

Barby dolls wow I must have been trying that normal life thing I think it’s called and missed that but would only have had an action man for size hmmmm I wonder who would be taller ? BRB at some point haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this has taken an odd turn. But I like odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on "

We were going to start our own business,making miniture sky remotes, just for guys to take their pictures with

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."

It's the only room with a lock on the door so that their wife doesn't know what they up to

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."

The water magnifies it.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."
at a guess the same reason fems hook the ass of their pants on their shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."

I've seen a lot of womens pics when they are in the bath. I don't get why? Is it to prove that they have had a wash?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just had a great message simply saying

Snog,marry,fuck,social or avoid. Now that to me is funny although he would probably shit himself if i said marry.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Just had a great message simply saying

Snog,marry,fuck,social or avoid. Now that to me is funny although he would probably shit himself if i said marry."

Go on do it, would be funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a great message simply saying

Snog,marry,fuck,social or avoid. Now that to me is funny although he would probably shit himself if i said marry."

I dare you!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here..

I've seen a lot of womens pics when they are in the bath. I don't get why? Is it to prove that they have had a wash? "

Just like the reply above. It's the only room in the house that has a lock on it, so that their husbands won't find out what their up to.

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