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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it? "Bulk buy some coriander and make soup? | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it? "Wave it about see if it attracts any bunnies then start a giant cauldron of rabbit stew .  | |||
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"What in the hell am I supposed to do with it? , Jump it  "I've been sitting on it | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it? "Yes mate the one that’s been dangling in front of me the last year thought I’d chucked but you have found it soz | |||
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 not that I have the smaller ones of course, big one is the only one I didn't get because like you say, what the hell are you meant to do with a stuffed carrot that's nearly same height as myself!  xx | |||
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"Sell it and buy yourself a sexy present? people would actually pay really good money for it... not that I have the smaller ones of course, big one is the only one I didn't get because like you say, what the hell are you meant to do with a stuffed carrot that's nearly same height as myself! xx"It isn't technically mine so I can't, but Fooking hell they take up a lot of room. Serving as an interim beanbag atm. | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it? "Is this a real carrot? | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?"No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow. | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow. "I had to Google Plushie! | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow. "Thank you for that. I was wondering if you had amazing gardening skills  | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it? "Messy short blond wig and take it along road to faslane say Mr Trump sent his lookalike for them . | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow.
I had to Google Plushie! "Now go google plushie porn for an eye opener..  | |||
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"Ah you have a giant Kevin. My daughter was ranting about one of these before christmas." Yup, not by choice i might add lol, I need a spare bedroom just for it. | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow.
I had to Google Plushie!
Now go google plushie porn for an eye opener.. "Don't.. I beg you don't... There are somethings you can't unsee... I'd poke my own eyes out now but I'd be left with the image still... Ffs.. Off to search for fluffy kitten videos... | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow.
I had to Google Plushie!
Now go google plushie porn for an eye opener..
Don't.. I beg you don't... There are somethings you can't unsee... I'd poke my own eyes out now but I'd be left with the image still... Ffs.. Off to search for fluffy kitten videos... "Don't goggle fluffy kitten porn either lmao. | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow.
I had to Google Plushie!
Now go google plushie porn for an eye opener..
Don't.. I beg you don't... There are somethings you can't unsee... I'd poke my own eyes out now but I'd be left with the image still... Ffs.. Off to search for fluffy kitten videos...
Don't goggle fluffy kitten porn either lmao."That's like saying don't eat the left over Christmas chocolate.. Damn you.  | |||
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"Did you know carrots were originally purple ??? A wee useless fact for you "I actually did know that, purple broccoli is also very tasty. | |||
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"Has anyone else got a 5 foot odd carrot in their house? What in the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Is this a real carrot?
No, it's a giant plushie that everyone apparently went mad for at christmas. I can literally use the bloody thing as a body pillow.
I had to Google Plushie!
Now go google plushie porn for an eye opener.. "Plushie porn was fine! Not my cup of tea but not awful. | |||
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