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"A big vodka n red bull and a cheeky shot for moi "was changing a barrel , here you go  | |||
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"I'll take a pint as its a boring Saturday here as well" back on tap no Sir and cheers for waiting here you go | |||
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta "it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade with some fresh strawbs in it please. Been one of those days, just pass me the bottle!! "sorry for the wait bar a little busy but here you go Madame hope you enjoy now I hope you available someone picking you up later once the bottle is dead as no b&b here sorry to say | |||
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"Hurry up bar tender fucking choking here  "this is always one who canny wait ( biting my tongue ) here you go Sir | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade with some fresh strawbs in it please. Been one of those days, just pass me the bottle!! sorry for the wait bar a little busy but here you go Madame hope you enjoy now I hope you available someone picking you up later once the bottle is dead as no b&b here sorry to say "Just have another bottle ready. My wheelchair has its own homing device... anyone want a lift? | |||
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"Espresso martini please "can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry | |||
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"Vodka and orange with lots of ice please xx" doing a special tonight a extra shot £1 more how does that grab you coming right up , here you go with icev | |||
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do "Harsh but fair.  | |||
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry "Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x | |||
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do
Harsh but fair. "I've got morphine, will that help? x | |||
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"Needing a hand here any volunteers or I will never get a day break "Excuse me, already served for you!! pfft, cannae get the bar staff these days!! | |||
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
"she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long | |||
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"Vodka and orange with lots of ice please xxdoing a special tonight a extra shot £1 more how does that grab you coming right up , here you go with icev "
I can't handle shot but the vodka is perfect thanks! | |||
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"Needing a hand here any volunteers or I will never get a day break
Excuse me, already served for you!! pfft, cannae get the bar staff these days!!"so your back noo and never even telt me fly fooker | |||
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long "I just bloody made it!!! And don't you dare call me lazy again!! | |||
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long
I just bloody made it!!! And don't you dare call me lazy again!! "you carry on cause I'm away for mee break noo | |||
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do
Harsh but fair.
I've got morphine, will that help? x "Does it come in 35ml or 25ml measures ?  | |||
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long
I just bloody made it!!! And don't you dare call me lazy again!! you carry on cause I'm away for mee break noo"A break?? You've only served half a dozen people!! Have you even sorted the chairs and popcorn for the rest of the night?? | |||
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do
Harsh but fair.
I've got morphine, will that help? x
Does it come in 35ml or 25ml measures ? "50ml bottles and 50mg tabs woohoo x | |||
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"Needing a hand here any volunteers or I will never get a day break "Welcome to the life of a bartender, done it for 15 years | |||
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