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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Marshmallows in hand, looking forward to more tall tales. It brings back memories of Jackanory on a daily basis now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marshmallows in hand, looking forward to more tall tales. It brings back memories of Jackanory on a daily basis now. "

Any particular tall tale spring to mind?

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Know a few who needs there nuts roasting on a fire ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Know a few who needs there nuts roasting on a fire , "

If it's a couples profile it could be chest nuts roasting on the open fire.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’ve got my guitar. Key of G fine?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Campfire isn't big enough to throw certain people into it

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got my guitar. Key of G fine?"

Whatever key you want.. As with most songs sung by a rowdy group of Scots it will be sung in whatever key the loudest group sings.

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By *ebimimosaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

I will bring the hot mulled wine

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’ve got my guitar. Key of G fine?

Whatever key you want.. As with most songs sung by a rowdy group of Scots it will be sung in whatever key the loudest group sings. "

Accurate. I won’t bother tuning then

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Marshmallows in hand, looking forward to more tall tales. It brings back memories of Jackanory on a daily basis now.

Any particular tall tale spring to mind? "

Im more a listener, cant beat a good camp fire among friends. Slab of beer there folks , dig in . Tell ya what the hooror stories ive heard on Fab forums would be a great place to start for scaring us all. Well almost us all.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I’ve got my guitar. Key of G fine?"

If it was a banjo it would fit with three quarters of Fabs clientelle. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marshmallows in hand, looking forward to more tall tales. It brings back memories of Jackanory on a daily basis now.

Any particular tall tale spring to mind?

Im more a listener, cant beat a good camp fire among friends. Slab of beer there folks , dig in . Tell ya what the hooror stories ive heard on Fab forums would be a great place to start for scaring us all. Well almost us all. "

Maybe that's one for the summer.. Of we find a piece of waste land near a "posh" estate we can nick the milk off their sorrsteps in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives.. "

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire "

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic . "

Spit-roasting is always a good idea. Seconded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic . "

Would you piss on her if she was on fire though?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Would you piss on her if she was on fire though? "

Of course, we like a hot dog not a burnt doggy.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I do like sumores or is that just ‘some more’.

Hot chocolate and toasted marshmallows mmmm. Smelling of smoke isn’t so nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like sumores or is that just ‘some more’.

Hot chocolate and toasted marshmallows mmmm. Smelling of smoke isn’t so nice. "

I'll make it with "smokeless" logs for you next time.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I will bring the hot mulled wine"

Buckie isn't mulled wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will bring the hot mulled wine

Buckie isn't mulled wine "

If is if you shove some orange, lemonand spices in it... Probably tastes better that way too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic . "

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it "

Was it a hog ,it my fantasy to spit roast a hog over an open fire ,(I pray to God my spit roast a hog is not the sexual connotation and I haven't got my words mixed up )

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it

Was it a hog ,it my fantasy to spit roast a hog over an open fire ,(I pray to God my spit roast a hog is not the sexual connotation and I haven't got my words mixed up ) "

Are you David Cameron in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got my guitar. Key of G fine?

Whatever key you want.. As with most songs sung by a rowdy group of Scots it will be sung in whatever key the loudest group sings. "

Finger in one ear (*Billy Connolly stylee)

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it "

Did I, did I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it

Did I, did I "

You always feature in mine... Alongside freddy krueger... Ffs I need help.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

1, 2 Freddys coming for you ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1, 2 Freddys cumming for you .... "

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire "

Aye, plenty of roasters on here

V x

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it "

Im gutted misses. After me saying i would piss on you if you were on fire too. !! Thought that would get me a brownie point or 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Builds a campfire* Can anyone play kumbaya... I have marshmallows and plain and milk chocolate digestives..

Give you until 3pm before some cnut gets chucked on the campfire

Have to say , be nice to see you spit-roasted or is that off topic .

Strangely enough I had a naughty dream last night that involved spit roasting.....you didn't feature in it

Im gutted misses. After me saying i would piss on you if you were on fire too. !! Thought that would get me a brownie point or 2. "

I lied...you were in the corner having a chug

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