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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Please feel free to post below if the world has annoyed you today & you want to be a moany bastart.

Best wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40 "

What speed did you want him driving in a 30 then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40

What speed did you want him driving in a 30 then ??"

The point was from the 30 to the 40 and he dropped to 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i send guys ma facepic n they argue that its fake n no me.....fine then go suck yer own willy

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"When i send guys ma facepic n they argue that its fake n no me.....fine then go suck yer own willy "

V x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Soft play was far too peopley. Also far too many big kids running riot in the small kids bits. And some wee fecker punched my eldest girl in the face because she tried to go past him.

I burned my dinner. It wasn't good. I'm not eating a selection box while hiding in the kitchen to compensate.

V x

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still in work correcting someone’s alleged work, as useless cunt would rather talk about thier fantastic family Christmas ( I know her family are benifit swindling Jeremy Kyle cannon fodder,no fucking user’s)..... if you want it done right... do it yourself . My office calls for a “chat” on Monday. Rant Over !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soft play was far too peopley. Also far too many big kids running riot in the small kids bits. And some wee fecker punched my eldest girl in the face because she tried to go past him.

I burned my dinner. It wasn't good. I'm not eating a selection box while hiding in the kitchen to compensate.

V x"

Soft Play = Fight Club....lost count of the amount of times I almost lost it and asked the scary Maw with the Taz tattoo outside for a square go. Fuck it, she only had 2 teeth to knock out anyway...

.......and breathe.....

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"When i send guys ma facepic n they argue that its fake n no me.....fine then go suck yer own willy "

Be careful what you wish for, your inbox would be empty.

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By *ottieBBWWoman
over a year ago

West of Scotland


"When i send guys ma facepic n they argue that its fake n no me.....fine then go suck yer own willy "

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

[Removed by poster at 04/01/19 18:49:01]

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Soft play was far too peopley. Also far too many big kids running riot in the small kids bits. And some wee fecker punched my eldest girl in the face because she tried to go past him.

I burned my dinner. It wasn't good. I'm not eating a selection box while hiding in the kitchen to compensate.

V x

Soft Play = Fight Club....lost count of the amount of times I almost lost it and asked the scary Maw with the Taz tattoo outside for a square go. Fuck it, she only had 2 teeth to knock out anyway...

.......and breathe....."

In that case, avoiding soft play. Playgroup is bad enough.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Soft play was far too peopley. Also far too many big kids running riot in the small kids bits. And some wee fecker punched my eldest girl in the face because she tried to go past him.

I burned my dinner. It wasn't good. I'm not eating a selection box while hiding in the kitchen to compensate.

V x

Soft Play = Fight Club....lost count of the amount of times I almost lost it and asked the scary Maw with the Taz tattoo outside for a square go. Fuck it, she only had 2 teeth to knock out anyway...

.......and breathe....."

This is a wee civilised one without the scary life size peppa pig walking about and no daft music blaring out. Usually the kids are head to toe in jojo or frugi or an obscure but expensive scandi brand. Fecking bedlam today! I drive 30 minutes so I can sit at the side and watch with a coffee, not to have to take my boots off and join in. Definitely not to have to ask 'did you hit my daughter? Where's your adult?'

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are all take then play the surprised when you say you've had enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my neighbors who hates everyone starting me out on the bus if looks could kill I'd be a pile of dust the way her eyes were burning through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my neighbors who hates everyone starting me out on the bus if looks could kill I'd be a pile of dust the way her eyes were burning through me "

Staring*

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Been speaking to a girl outwith fabs for a few months...we would speak daily and swap pics-naked and otherwise.

Was unable to meet up as either one of us was busy with work or social life. Now Christmas is all over and she has 2 weeks off. I asked if she wanted to come over-I would cook dinner for us and then see what happens.

She refused...claimed she saw me as a friend and wants to keep it that way....what the actual fuck!?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to cook it in the scud then?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Offer to cook it in the scud then? "

That was the plan....but ain't happening now.. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been speaking to a girl outwith fabs for a few months...we would speak daily and swap pics-naked and otherwise.

Was unable to meet up as either one of us was busy with work or social life. Now Christmas is all over and she has 2 weeks off. I asked if she wanted to come over-I would cook dinner for us and then see what happens.

She refused...claimed she saw me as a friend and wants to keep it that way....what the actual fuck!?!?!?!"

Oops been friendzoned is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offer to cook it in the scud then?

That was the plan....but ain't happening now.. .... "

Och....toasted boabie isnae a good look anyway.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Offer to cook it in the scud then?

That was the plan....but ain't happening now.. ....

Och....toasted boabie isnae a good look anyway."

Hahaha.....

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Been speaking to a girl outwith fabs for a few months...we would speak daily and swap pics-naked and otherwise.

Was unable to meet up as either one of us was busy with work or social life. Now Christmas is all over and she has 2 weeks off. I asked if she wanted to come over-I would cook dinner for us and then see what happens.

She refused...claimed she saw me as a friend and wants to keep it that way....what the actual fuck!?!?!?!

Oops been friendzoned is annoying "

It is.....after chatting to her every day for 6 months plus....

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40 "

Unlucky, maybe was sumone with nine points on their licence being uber cautious? Or a John Deere tractor driver feelin dizzy clickin over 30,lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been speaking to a girl outwith fabs for a few months...we would speak daily and swap pics-naked and otherwise.

Was unable to meet up as either one of us was busy with work or social life. Now Christmas is all over and she has 2 weeks off. I asked if she wanted to come over-I would cook dinner for us and then see what happens.

She refused...claimed she saw me as a friend and wants to keep it that way....what the actual fuck!?!?!?!

Oops been friendzoned is annoying

It is.....after chatting to her every day for 6 months plus...."

Well after 6 months n uv no met couod see it coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40

Unlucky, maybe was sumone with nine points on their licence being uber cautious? Or a John Deere tractor driver feelin dizzy clickin over 30,lol, "

Was just unlucky a long bendy stretch of road with fuck else on it but not safe enough to overtake. Cnut couldn’t have been any younger than 80yo I recon. Anyhoo will be some other fucker the morra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20 iTunes Bill appearing on my bank statement.

I don’t use iTunes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teenage daughter refusing to leave the house during the times my friends can visit

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Folk wanting sponsored for not drinking for four weekends in a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk wanting sponsored for not drinking for four weekends in a row."

Aye...Fuck that...only if you sponsor me for the 4 I am drinking!

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40

Unlucky, maybe was sumone with nine points on their licence being uber cautious? Or a John Deere tractor driver feelin dizzy clickin over 30,lol,

Was just unlucky a long bendy stretch of road with fuck else on it but not safe enough to overtake. Cnut couldn’t have been any younger than 80yo I recon. Anyhoo will be some other fucker the morra "

I feel yer pain, 35mph for 5miles on A71, n just wanting to get home tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who are all take then play the surprised when you say you've had enough "

Stop giving unless you're getting something too

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"£20 iTunes Bill appearing on my bank statement.

I don’t use iTunes..."

You do now, its only you that dosnt know it.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Insomnia is annoying me. Was shattered earlier but took ages to get to sleep. Woke up less than an hour later and have been wide awake ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls won’t talk to me in real life or online, I’m ugly, I’m socially awkward, I’m wasting my youth, and whatever else. It’s all shit lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cnut driving at 30 in a 30 and 20 in a 40 "

Probably me mate. New to driving and get a bit anxious when it’s dark. Especially when I daughter is in the car too. Sorry.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I have a new moan - what's with all the pegging posts in the Scottish forum?????

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a new moan - what's with all the pegging posts in the Scottish forum?????

V x"

January is the month most of us get shafted by our banks and credit card providers so we might as well get some pleasure out of it!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I have a new moan - what's with all the pegging posts in the Scottish forum?????

V x

January is the month most of us get shafted by our banks and credit card providers so we might as well get some pleasure out of it! "

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Got accused of being a racist today because I said economic migrants should not be given any benefits and then they went on to so I'm homophobic because I describe my brother as a screaming queen ,so in half of opinion I am both and in half I'm not ,my message, gfy right or wrong freedom of speech does give me the right to give an opinion if I'm asked a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a new moan - what's with all the pegging posts in the Scottish forum?????

V x

January is the month most of us get shafted by our banks and credit card providers so we might as well get some pleasure out of it! "

Good financial planning means I don't get shafted but instead abaft the credit card company because of the money they give me back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shaft" ffs.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I have a new moan - what's with all the pegging posts in the Scottish forum?????

V x"

I’ve always relied on my partner to hang out the washing .

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I have a new moan - what's with all the pegging posts in the Scottish forum?????

V x

I’ve always relied on my partner to hang out the washing . "

Mine tries but he never does it the way I like it and let's face it, that's not something you want to get wrong

V x

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