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Units of Measurement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As we all know the blokes on fab are "very creative" when it comes to taking pics and assisting woman to guage how big a schlong they have, lynx cans, red bull and the trusted sky remote.. Come on ladies, when you are showing off your breasts, help us guys out.. A few suggestions... Snooker ball, water balloon and mitre five (yip... Showing my age with that one).. Anybother suggestions I'm sure the ladies would appreciate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're right there attached to me. Folk can see how big they are without props

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"As we all know the blokes on fab are "very creative" when it comes to taking pics and assisting woman to guage how big a schlong they have, lynx cans, red bull and the trusted sky remote.. Come on ladies, when you are showing off your breasts, help us guys out.. A few suggestions... Snooker ball, water balloon and mitre five (yip... Showing my age with that one).. Anybother suggestions I'm sure the ladies would appreciate them "

Usually someone’s hands, or bra sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measurement by hands for both suxh as girls xan you hold the full breast or just the nipple area, guys can you hold your cock with a full fist or you sitting oropping it up ei 2 fingers.....girls can tell the difference or well after so many dicks on show lol plus iv never seen a guy wi a tiny willy stick a sky remote to compare

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"As we all know the blokes on fab are "very creative" when it comes to taking pics and assisting woman to guage how big a schlong they have, lynx cans, red bull and the trusted sky remote.. Come on ladies, when you are showing off your breasts, help us guys out.. A few suggestions... Snooker ball, water balloon and mitre five (yip... Showing my age with that one).. Anybother suggestions I'm sure the ladies would appreciate them

Usually someone’s hands, or bra sizes. "

'Hands' is a measurement for horses so could be appropriate, theres a few dirty mares on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measurement by hands for both such as girls can you hold the full breast or just the nipple area, guys can you hold your cock with a full fist or you sitting propping it up wi 2 fingers.....girls can tell the difference or well after so many dicks on show lol plus iv never seen a guy wi a tiny willy stick a sky remote to compare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK... I'm offering my hands as measuring tools for the ladies... . *bracing myself for the influx of messages requesting my service. *

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"OK... I'm offering my hands as measuring tools for the ladies... . *bracing myself for the influx of messages requesting my service. *"

Like we didn’t see that one coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK... I'm offering my hands as measuring tools for the ladies... . *bracing myself for the influx of messages requesting my service. *

Like we didn’t see that one coming "

You still haven't messaged me though.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Think I’d need to hold a basketball up to compare one of mine lol

Mrs

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

My favourite unit of measurement is 'a baw hair' but that might be tricky for most boobs... Sky remote between them a bit too cheeky?

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think I’d need to hold a basketball up to compare one of mine lol

Mrs"

Having looked for "research" purposes.. I'd go with that or a beach ball.

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven


"They're right there attached to me. Folk can see how big they are without props"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I could stick mine on the scales and find out .

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