FabSwingers.com forum: DELIVERY DRIVERS

By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

So there I was sitting on Fab thinking dirty thoughts, browsing the Forums & reading a story in the Fantasy Section when the bloody door goes. It’s a delivery driver trying to drop off at the neighbour who is out.

“Can you take in a package for your neighbour” says the gruff voice on the intercom.

“Sure” says I & opens the door to a fit fella that wouldn’t have normally been my type on my radar.

A rather handsome, chiselled featured, cropped blond haired lad from Yodel. Somehow we get chatting through an innocent remark about thinking his route would be quieter after the Christmas rush, but it’s not & he’s as busy as ever.

For that brief nano second I picture him delivering a different sort of package & wonder “how the heck do I invite him in”?

So... question for the Forumites who HAVE had fun with delivery drivers, or who might even BE a delivery driver - how did you break the ice & deliver the unexpected package?

(Maybe next time I’ll get to unwrap something fun)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"So there I was sitting on Fab thinking dirty thoughts, browsing the Forums & reading a story in the Fantasy Section when the bloody door goes. It’s a delivery driver trying to drop off at the neighbour who is out.

“Can you take in a package for your neighbour” says the gruff voice on the intercom.

“Sure” says I & opens the door to a fit fella that wouldn’t have normally been my type on my radar.

For that brief nano second I picture him delivering a different sort of package & wonder “how the heck do I invite him in”?

So... question for the Forumites who HAVE had fun with delivery drivers, or who might even BE a delivery driver - how did you break the ice & deliver the unexpected package?

(Maybe next time I’ll get to unwrap something fun)

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get back to your fantasy story ya perv is no one save from you and your dirty thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask him...you'll only end up embarrassed when he knocks you back

He's being polite and doing his job . Leave him to go about it

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"get back to your fantasy story ya perv is no one save from you and your dirty thoughts

No-one is safe if they’re fit

He seemed happy enough to chat, tell me he was from Southside, & he was over this way a lot.

Seriously can’t wait to retire early if the drivers are that hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised he even paused to speak , most of these drivers are tracked to within about an inch of their position and have a schedule so tight that the idea of being able to pause and take a wee hour out for some fun is almost impossible I would imagine !! I guess unless you are the one right before a break lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless he makes it blatantly obvious (i.e asks you for a shag) then keep it to polite conversation and a fantasy. No one should be made to feel awkward or embarrassed by sexual advances at their work place, male or female.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Next time answer in your boxers and say in your most seductive voice "ooooooohhh hello have you got a big package for me or a little package for me, either way im ready and willing to recieve".

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Next time answer in your boxers and say in your most seductive voice "ooooooohhh hello have you got a big package for me or a little package for me, either way im ready and willing to recieve". "
Im so gonna use that line

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Next time answer in your boxers and say in your most seductive voice "ooooooohhh hello have you got a big package for me or a little package for me, either way im ready and willing to recieve". "

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

Haha I had this today.. Was a heavy package so brought it in for the woman. She was very flirtatious as I was leaving said happy new year and next time you come you can get that kiss.. Needless to say I might need to put in a break next time I have her house ??????

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hmmm. Do sexual harassment laws in the workplace cover customers? I believe so!

Leave the laddie alone to his work.

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Haha I had this today.. Was a heavy package so brought it in for the woman. She was very flirtatious as I was leaving said happy new year and next time you come you can get that kiss.. Needless to say I might need to put in a break next time I have her house ??????"

Good for you fella. You brightened up someone’s day, yet still delivered a large package.

Glad the PC Brigade & the Health & Safety mob didn’t carpet you, have you ex communicated & made you give up yer shot on the swings.

For a second I thought I’d wandered onto the Sally Army Forum & we’d all found religion instead of the Fabswingers Forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked as van man, delivering a fridge freezer I did my usual speel.....sign here to say you received it, signed.....sign here to say we didn't damage anything, as quick as a flash she said yeah except my bumhole, I was that taken aback i didn't even know what to reply, we've since became good friends haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you fella. You brightened up someone’s day, yet still delivered a large package.

Glad the PC Brigade & the Health & Safety mob didn’t carpet you, have you ex communicated & made you give up yer shot on the swings.

For a second I thought I’d wandered onto the Sally Army Forum & we’d all found religion instead of the Fabswingers Forum. "

There's a whole forum for stories and fantasies

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I worked as van man, delivering a fridge freezer I did my usual speel.....sign here to say you received it, signed.....sign here to say we didn't damage anything, as quick as a flash she said yeah except my bumhole, I was that taken aback i didn't even know what to reply, we've since became good friends haha. "

Another happy ending?

Good for you dude. Especially that you’re now friends too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only ever had three delivery guys where there was an instant flash of 'I'd so fuck you'. The only one who propositioned me was a little weasel though. Made me feel horribly uncomfortable as I was in a towel at the time and he then started asking questions about who was home & when he'd be back etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another happy ending?

Can honestly say nothing other than a bit of flirting by text has happened between us, we have a banter about it but don't ever see it going further, helps she lives in Somerset though lol.

Good for you dude. Especially that you’re now friends too. "

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

My Tesco delivery man got more than he bargained for yesterday

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"My Tesco delivery man got more than he bargained for yesterday

Every little bit helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had fun wi a fair few delivery drivers its prob the only men that ever chap ma door girls gotta grab an oppertunity

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Iv had fun wi a fair few delivery drivers its prob the only men that ever chap ma door girls gotta grab an oppertunity

WB Cherry. Good on ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv had fun wi a fair few delivery drivers its prob the only men that ever chap ma door girls gotta grab an oppertunity

WB Cherry. Good on ya.

Lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answered the door to a delivery driver when I was struggling to breast feed and get the wee fella to latch on. Never a good idea when you're wearing a grey t shirt and massive milk nipple stains. Poor guy's eyes nearly popped out his head.

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Answered the door to a delivery driver when I was struggling to breast feed and get the wee fella to latch on. Never a good idea when you're wearing a grey t shirt and massive milk nipple stains. Poor guy's eyes nearly popped out his head."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having decided dating is not the way forward and fab has slim pickings. I may start on dominos delivery men. At least they always have pizza and ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely in the wrong job going by some of these replies

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Having decided dating is not the way forward and fab has slim pickings. I may start on dominos delivery men. At least they always have pizza and ice cream "

Will you deliver to Glasgow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having decided dating is not the way forward and fab has slim pickings. I may start on dominos delivery men. At least they always have pizza and ice cream

Will you deliver to Glasgow?

I'll come visit and we can share one

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Having decided dating is not the way forward and fab has slim pickings. I may start on dominos delivery men. At least they always have pizza and ice cream

Will you deliver to Glasgow?

I'll come visit and we can share one

My over active imagination just went into Warp Drive mode!

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By *enaciousGuy73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe ask him where he wants your signature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A must remember to wear some make up n sexy jammys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make sure I had time to play if offered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a delivery driver, I once had a customer open the door in her pyjamas.

I thought "that's a funny place to keep a door"

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Having decided dating is not the way forward and fab has slim pickings. I may start on dominos delivery men. At least they always have pizza and ice cream "

I'm away to get dominos decals on my car, then I'll be ready for you lol

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By *iscodavieno1Man
over a year ago

dunbar

I’m

A driver but not a delivery driver bummer in the wrong job lol .. wish I could have fun like that while at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've answered the door to a delivery driver or the postman dressed in just my dressing gown. Always fun when his eyes look down and see a hint of cleavage and I'm teasing him with a bit of a smile

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By *inky shire guyMan
over a year ago

lanark

I’ve never been propositioned when doing my deliveries. But have managed some fun once or twice on my break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS if the poor sod did deliveries for amazon he wouldn’t have time for a shite never mind a quickie

Believe me I know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a delivery driver, I once had a customer open the door in her pyjamas.

I thought "that's a funny place to keep a door"

Did Santa bring you a Chic Murray joke book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldies are still the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Postie I’ve heard it all. Some of my favs are standing at a glass door as the hand comes around the door to get the package. I could see everything through the door.

Usually men come to the door with a towel and it mysteriously falls off when I’m handing the package over. My cheek goes two ways “that’s a whopper” or “I’ve got one like that but mine is a lot bigger”

Flirting with the punters is fun. “I’ve got large package for you or you can feel my sack anytime”.

You may or may not have considered Postie’s talk about people. Did that guy at number 1 come to the door naked or what about the stunner at number 2.

Sadly the vans are tracked and RM wants to know why your parked up for a hour...lol

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"As a Postie I’ve heard it all. Some of my favs are standing at a glass door as the hand comes around the door to get the package. I could see everything through the door.

Flirting with the punters is fun. “I’ve got large package for you or you can feel my sack anytime”.

You may or may not have considered Postie’s talk about people. Did that guy at number 1 come to the door naked or what about the stunner at number 2.

Sadly the vans are tracked and RM wants to know why your parked up for a hour...lol"

I’ve been caught a few times making the dash from the shower to the door in a towel for the postie/courier. Never thought to drop it (must be where I’m going wrong lol) & usually clutching it to make sure it DOESN’T fall off.

I agree flirting is a bit of fun & a laugh about whoppers, packages etc, & I guess posties etc must share stories at work or over a pint. Though maybe not always share all the details

Hadn’t thought about vans being tracked but there’s always the chance they drop off another package after their shift finishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless he makes it blatantly obvious (i.e asks you for a shag) then keep it to polite conversation and a fantasy. No one should be made to feel awkward or embarrassed by sexual advances at their work place, male or female.

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i say what's on your mind but yes be polite and he might knock you back and say his best friend might be right up your street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've answered the door to a delivery driver or the postman dressed in just my dressing gown. Always fun when his eyes look down and see a hint of cleavage and I'm teasing him with a bit of a smile

x"
can I deliver your valentines card by hand please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh never say never.

I had a delivery driver stop off on Monday. He was on here and delivers local.

Ask him. Be polite and flirty and expect a knock back. You never know.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Can you imagine the furore if a man went up to a waitress he never met and asked her politely for fun ,some of the comments on this thread scream indiscretion bordering on sexual harassment, but that's just my point of view of course other points of view are available

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

"Can you imagine the furore if a man went up to a waitress he never met and asked her politely for fun ,some of the comments on this thread scream indiscretion bordering on sexual harassment, but that's just my point of view of course other points of view are available

Happens more than people think.. I have a few doors I don’t like delivering too because I know I’m going to get made to feel awkward.. Rule of thumb for me is that if the house smells rank imagine what the pussy will smell like. So that’s a swerve.. Today I got asked if I had any Pollen?? I must not be in with the modern lingo but I thought that gave you hayfeever

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have answered the door in my bra and pants to the Asda driver he loved it lol

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife

"I have answered the door in my bra and pants to the Asda driver he loved it lol"

??package for miss just looking!! Postcode and signature required by yourself ?????? ets 9.45 ... and please be appropriately undressed to receive ???? ?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I delivered to a posh house in Kent a few years back, the lady of the house was hustling the kids into the 4x4 for the school run and bent down to sign for her package, no bra at all, lovely sight at 08.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had a few flirty moments with delivery guys over the years but that’s about it, I’ve heard some of the stories from my guy friends and wouldn’t want to be the talk of the workplace lol

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have answered the door in my bra and pants to the Asda driver he loved it lol

??package for miss just looking!! Postcode and signature required by yourself ?????? ets 9.45 ... and please be appropriately undressed to receive ???? ?? xx"

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By *hrekfionaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

Mr shrek is a milkman, works through the night, he's had a few woman offer him in or give him a cheeky flash.

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By *itness_FornicatorsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've been hit on by a couple of them, there is a handsome one that I like. He hasn't been delivering to me for a while, shame. Beth

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

Brilliant yesterday was out left a parcel safe with a customer and put my number on just in case any problems.. Get a message asking me to go back saying they can’t find the package. Woman answers the door to say she wants the package leads me upstairs tells me hubby is watching via camera and I must fuck her arse.. Not going to lie very hard not to shoot my load straight away..This woman was filth wanted it Raw in dry ended up with a bloody hole

.. some proper freaks out there not that I’m complaining that was hot!! Sometimes I love my job ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant yesterday was out left a parcel safe with a customer and put my number on just in case any problems.. Get a message asking me to go back saying they can’t find the package. Woman answers the door to say she wants the package leads me upstairs tells me hubby is watching via camera and I must fuck her arse.. Not going to lie very hard not to shoot my load straight away..This woman was filth wanted it Raw in dry ended up with a bloody hole

.. some proper freaks out there not that I’m complaining that was hot!! Sometimes I love my job ha "

Is the pay good for being a dreamer?

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

.. some proper freaks out there not that I’m complaining that was hot!! Sometimes I love my job ha

Is the pay good for being a dreamer?

I get paid very very well to be fair.. thanks for asking

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By *irthyDickMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

I’ll be back out on my delivery round next week - hoping for at least a little bit of flashing to brighten up my day

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I’ll be back out on my delivery round next week - hoping for at least a little bit of flashing to brighten up my day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once gad an impromptu meet with a national windscreen man ...way younger and bit stupid haha

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Once gad an impromptu meet with a national windscreen man ...way younger and bit stupid haha "

Did you originally call for your windscreens, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once gad an impromptu meet with a national windscreen man ...way younger and bit stupid haha

Did you originally call for your windscreens, though?"

Yes haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delivery guy local to me had been reported to the police, he was delivering to a single mum who was home alone and asked to use the loo, he then comes out of the loo with his erect dick in his hand masturbating. The lady was quite rightly shocked, he's been sacked and the police informed.

Let's keep fantasy as just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once gad an impromptu meet with a national windscreen man ...way younger and bit stupid haha "

In a past life I worked for AutoGlass up Stirling way and ended up in a customers bed once best call out ever

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