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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Random thread but I've managed to crack a rib (non-sex injury ). I know I will be in pain for a good few weeks but will it put me out of bedroom olympics?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I personally wouldn't risk it, been there before and had cracked ribs for months due to being rough, only takes a slightly wrong position and it's back to day one of healing, mine ended up that bad they'd crack again when I sneased

John

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I personally wouldn't risk it, been there before and had cracked ribs for months due to being rough, only takes a slightly wrong position and it's back to day one of healing, mine ended up that bad they'd crack again when I sneased

John "

Doesn't sound good, its sore just now just laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truthful answer seek medical advice as certain things you do even non sex related will hinder your recovery . The other reason for medical advice is he can give you stronger painkillers as you will need especially whilst sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're _uperboaby...action heroes don't let cracked ribs stop them

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You're _uperboaby...action heroes don't let cracked ribs stop them "

My powers are from the waist down lol

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Random thread but I've managed to crack a rib (non-sex injury ). I know I will be in pain for a good few weeks but will it put me out of bedroom olympics?"

Its the same as any injury is it not, if it hurts more doing it then dont do it .

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Wear a corset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man has had cracked ribs numerous times, very painful but just make sure one does not break then puncture your lung.

He's been there done that

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Yes, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 months. No cracking one off either, the exertion can cause irreparable damage!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Not out the Olympics but definitely out of the next few competitions until it's healed.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cracked a rib a while ago and was in agony for about 2-3 months i think. Every breath & every movement caused severe pain. I couldnt move my left arm at all without searing agony which prevented me from driving too. I couldnt even pretend to want sex never mind actually have it, i was just tooooo sore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random thread but I've managed to crack a rib (non-sex injury ). I know I will be in pain for a good few weeks but will it put me out of bedroom olympics?"

Random indeed, have you seen a doctor?

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yes, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 months. No cracking one off either, the exertion can cause irreparable damage!!! "

Jesus wept I will need a wheel barrow for my nuts

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Random thread but I've managed to crack a rib (non-sex injury ). I know I will be in pain for a good few weeks but will it put me out of bedroom olympics?

Random indeed, have you seen a doctor?"

Phoned on Monday, just said take painkillers unless the symptoms get worse

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Yes, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 months. No cracking one off either, the exertion can cause irreparable damage!!!

Jesus wept I will need a wheel barrow for my nuts "

You have to cut them off with rusty garden shears...

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

I also highly recommend upping your daily dose of Vitamin C.

If you break a bone it can significantly speed up the bone healing time.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I also highly recommend upping your daily dose of Vitamin C.

If you break a bone it can significantly speed up the bone healing time. "

Actually i watched a program about vitamin b and c tablets etc. Its all a con . If you have normal intake of these , you cant actually add to it. Ie popping 10 vitamin c tabs wont give your body the ability to have extra vitamin c intake. They are only good if you have not had enough vit c intake in the first place. If that makes sense.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Yes, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 months. No cracking one off either, the exertion can cause irreparable damage!!!

Jesus wept I will need a wheel barrow for my nuts "

Go see a better doctor. As to the other side, experiment with complete body restraint with someone who has had significant experience in it, it might sound weird but it's worth a go

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"I personally wouldn't risk it, been there before and had cracked ribs for months due to being rough, only takes a slightly wrong position and it's back to day one of healing, mine ended up that bad they'd crack again when I sneased

John "

One of the things you don't realise, but yeah, sneezing will hurt like hell when you cracked your rib!! And I think it will do more damage than sex OP, but guess you'll just have to try (carefully!!!) and see for yourself. Maybe a gentle wank first and see what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 months. No cracking one off either, the exertion can cause irreparable damage!!!

Jesus wept I will need a wheel barrow for my nuts "

You'll need a hand to lift the wheel barrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get painkilling patches that are used off label for this type of pain.

They are designed for shingles. Speak to your doc.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I personally wouldn't risk it, been there before and had cracked ribs for months due to being rough, only takes a slightly wrong position and it's back to day one of healing, mine ended up that bad they'd crack again when I sneased

John

One of the things you don't realise, but yeah, sneezing will hurt like hell when you cracked your rib!! And I think it will do more damage than sex OP, but guess you'll just have to try (carefully!!!) and see for yourself. Maybe a gentle wank first and see what happens? "

Whatever you do don't snart

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't want to be coughing and I'd seriously urge caution when "letting one rip"

I've had bruised ribs from contact sports and broken ribs/punctured lung from bike accident.

Just take the time required and don't push it too soon...

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yes, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 months. No cracking one off either, the exertion can cause irreparable damage!!!

Jesus wept I will need a wheel barrow for my nuts

You'll need a hand to lift the wheel barrow "

I forgot about that, I'm going to resemble Buster Gonads from the Viz

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You can get painkilling patches that are used off label for this type of pain.

They are designed for shingles. Speak to your doc."

Thanks mate, I'll look into that.

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

when I broke my ribs the xray didn't show them as broken until a few weeks later... but … the best bit of advice I got was from a locum GP when I went for painkillers - he was a retired orthopaedic consultant - he realised that they were broken at the front though the impact was at the back.

His advice was that to sleep with the side of the break ON the mattress - although it's counter intuitive it really was better.

Hopes this helps … how's the constipation going though?

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness


"I also highly recommend upping your daily dose of Vitamin C.

If you break a bone it can significantly speed up the bone healing time.

Actually i watched a program about vitamin b and c tablets etc. Its all a con . If you have normal intake of these , you cant actually add to it. Ie popping 10 vitamin c tabs wont give your body the ability to have extra vitamin c intake. They are only good if you have not had enough vit c intake in the first place. If that makes sense."

While I agree that day to day taking in more vitamins than your body can use is a waste of time, studies specifically when you have broken a bone have shown at that particular time can improve healing. Orthopedic surgeon colleague always recommends it to people.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/26161758/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also highly recommend upping your daily dose of Vitamin C.

If you break a bone it can significantly speed up the bone healing time.

Actually i watched a program about vitamin b and c tablets etc. Its all a con . If you have normal intake of these , you cant actually add to it. Ie popping 10 vitamin c tabs wont give your body the ability to have extra vitamin c intake. They are only good if you have not had enough vit c intake in the first place. If that makes sense.

While I agree that day to day taking in more vitamins than your body can use is a waste of time, studies specifically when you have broken a bone have shown at that particular time can improve healing. Orthopedic surgeon colleague always recommends it to people.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/26161758/"

That's very interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what its like to have broken ribs. If the pain is the same u may have to wait a few weeks

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Came off my bike a few years back and thought nothing of it at the time, felt fine.

Couple of days later it felt like every time I moved I felt restricted. Felt sore when coughing, but when I sneezed. Feck me, that was like a a knife twisting between my ribs, so off to the docs to be told I had a cracked rib.

Need to learn to fall better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Came off my bike a few years back and thought nothing of it at the time, felt fine.

Couple of days later it felt like every time I moved I felt restricted. Felt sore when coughing, but when I sneezed. Feck me, that was like a a knife twisting between my ribs, so off to the docs to be told I had a cracked rib.

Need to learn to fall better "

Or put the stabilizers back on

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By *uperboaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"when I broke my ribs the xray didn't show them as broken until a few weeks later... but … the best bit of advice I got was from a locum GP when I went for painkillers - he was a retired orthopaedic consultant - he realised that they were broken at the front though the impact was at the back.

His advice was that to sleep with the side of the break ON the mattress - although it's counter intuitive it really was better.

Hopes this helps … how's the constipation going though?"

It does help & lets say the constipation is like squeezing malteasers out...

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Came off my bike a few years back and thought nothing of it at the time, felt fine.

Couple of days later it felt like every time I moved I felt restricted. Felt sore when coughing, but when I sneezed. Feck me, that was like a a knife twisting between my ribs, so off to the docs to be told I had a cracked rib.

Need to learn to fall better

Or put the stabilizers back on "

You got me, shouldn't be on bigger boys bikes.

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