FabSwingers.com forum: Aw ffs

By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Apart from posts on here, what's made you say 'aw ffs' recently?

I've realised I have a long list today

Kidlets all waking up and realising it's only 5am

Stripping all the beds and getting all 5 of them made up and looking pretty again then trying to get through all the washing

Getting more messages at 2am from horny couples nearby wanting to meet then and there than serious possibilities at any other time of day

better still when they're north of England because they've picked up on W on 'who's nearby' when he's at work

I feel better after a moan. Anyone else?

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The noise I heard in my kitchen last night was indeed a glass falling off the over packed draining board.

My kitchen floor is made of slate tiles, nothing survives a fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from posts on here, what's made you say 'aw ffs' recently?

I've realised I have a long list today

Kidlets all waking up and realising it's only 5am

Stripping all the beds and getting all 5 of them made up and looking pretty again then trying to get through all the washing

Getting more messages at 2am from horny couples nearby wanting to meet then and there than serious possibilities at any other time of day

better still when they're north of England because they've picked up on W on 'who's nearby' when he's at work

I feel better after a moan. Anyone else?

V x"

5 kids !!! Wow I’ve got my hands full with 3 and everything is making me say aw ffs these days

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"The noise I heard in my kitchen last night was indeed a glass falling off the over packed draining board.

My kitchen floor is made of slate tiles, nothing survives a fall.

Oh no

easier to clean up though on tiles

hope it wasn't a favourite one!

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Apart from posts on here, what's made you say 'aw ffs' recently?

I've realised I have a long list today

Kidlets all waking up and realising it's only 5am

Stripping all the beds and getting all 5 of them made up and looking pretty again then trying to get through all the washing

Getting more messages at 2am from horny couples nearby wanting to meet then and there than serious possibilities at any other time of day

better still when they're north of England because they've picked up on W on 'who's nearby' when he's at work

I feel better after a moan. Anyone else?

V x

5 kids !!! Wow I’ve got my hands full with 3 and everything is making me say aw ffs these days "

3 kids here too but there's our bed too and the eldest has bunk beds and insists on sleeping on both beds

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Finding out that my ex has planned a holiday with her bf and is taking my daughter too!

Neither daughter or me happy. Angry face.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Nothing lately to be honest.

Lg springs to mind.

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Realising my supermarket had no bottles of original cola or tubs of twiglets or cheeslets in stock,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a homer today and the house I'm working in they keep open tins of dog food in their fridge...dirty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The price of a pie at Almondvale yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to get the size I needed in a pair of trainers I saw in the sale!

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Just had a aw ffs double whammy.

It was roasting in here last night and I couldn't sleep so I got up and watched a film.

Going by my fitbit I fell asleep at 8.40 this morning and not long woke up to find its 13.40 and I've missed half the day.

Second aw ffs moment came few min ago. I wrote out this post in a lot more detail and accidentally pressed post instead of preview. I tried to quickly press preview but by the time my thumb made contact with the screen it had posted and I then accidentally pressed delete so I had to redo the post again.

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Glad it's not just me today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Realising you have left your brand new reading glasses in Glasgow when you look for them in nairn on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there. "

Waa this back in the 70s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?"

No.. About an hour ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.. Just people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up today and wishing it was yesterday with a better result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?

No.. About an hour ago."

It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?

No.. About an hour ago.

It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids"

People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving from Falkirk to Linlithgow with a female from FAB following me. She flashed me and turned off. Aww FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing ..in a surprisingly good mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?

No.. About an hour ago.

It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids

People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason. "

Some awfully nice folks around

Most would usually just walk on by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing ..in a surprisingly good mood."

I can soon change that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing ..in a surprisingly good mood.

I can soon change that.

Not another cock pic....please!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?

No.. About an hour ago.

It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids

People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.

Some awfully nice folks around

Most would usually just walk on by"

Collecting for later use perhaps?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?

No.. About an hour ago.

It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids

People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.

Some awfully nice folks around

Most would usually just walk on by"

Clitter louts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing ..in a surprisingly good mood.

I can soon change that.

Oohh another cock pic....please!!!!!"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

When you go to organise all your upcoming appointments for the next 3 months then realise you bought a 2018 diary!!! Fkn twunt!!

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"When you go to organise all your upcoming appointments for the next 3 months then realise you bought a 2018 diary!!! Fkn twunt!!

Hope it was at least at a good discount

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.

Waa this back in the 70s?

No.. About an hour ago.

It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids

People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.

Some awfully nice folks around

Most would usually just walk on by

Clitter louts "

Oh dear

glad you all cleared it up.

Was it a 70s porn mag though? I'd think that would be worth something these days

novelty factor of a full bush if nothing else!

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

My newest aw ffs of the day is at how like W our youngest is - all tears and troubles disappear at the sight of my boobs

it does mean I've spent the past hour with my boobs out though

Really need to do that soon for their secondary purpose... It's been too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen the 'Aw ffs' and thought you burnt the toast.

I'm never like that on here, I just shake my head sometimes.

I did do that today though, was invited to a youth game but was too tired so I missed it

, my first in a long time

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I seen the 'Aw ffs' and thought you burnt the toast.

I'm never like that on here, I just shake my head sometimes.

I did do that today though, was invited to a youth game but was too tired so I missed it

, my first in a long time"

Burnt toast would do it too!

Everyone needs a day off sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!"

Send the wee barsteward up to mine. My eldest has turned into Lewis Hamilton and I'm like Miss Daisy...."practice makes perfect Mummy!"

Aye, very good ya wee diddy. How come you still can't tie your fucking laces then!!!!??

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over a year ago

"Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!

Send the wee barsteward up to mine. My eldest has turned into Lewis Hamilton and I'm like Miss Daisy...."practice makes perfect Mummy!"

Aye, very good ya wee diddy. How come you still can't tie your fucking laces then!!!!??"

Lmfao....Aye ah no, cause they think there weans they should get a chance.....Hey feck that there's trophies & bling to be won!!!

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting all cosy and warm in bed and then suddenly needing to pee. Ffs

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By *ade and Vanessa OP Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!

Send the wee barsteward up to mine. My eldest has turned into Lewis Hamilton and I'm like Miss Daisy...."practice makes perfect Mummy!"

Aye, very good ya wee diddy. How come you still can't tie your fucking laces then!!!!??"

Pmsl

looking forward to when one of the kidlets beats W at a game!!!

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