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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guy invited a lassie over for dinner. She was bursting for the toilet. He took that long to clean the bathroom she shat herself. When she got out the toilet after having a shower he was wanking with her shitty knickers. He had spiked her dinner cos he has a shit fetish

What unusual story made you laugh x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.

A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.

A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked. "

How did they get it to buzz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.

A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked.

How did they get it to buzz x"

I think the flies took care of that for them

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Ever click on the thread and wish you hadn't?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Ever wonder why people post this shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever click on the thread and wish you hadn't?

Not until now

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Ever wonder why people post this shit? "

Very punny

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever click on the thread and wish you hadn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever click on the thread and wish you hadn't?

I'd hate to have seen the look on your faeces when you clicked on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever click on the thread and wish you hadn't?

I'd hate to have seen the look on your faeces when you clicked on this.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

What a crap thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some shit content in it very crappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe how long I spent reading about this shit

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.

A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked. "
that's called an alaskan hot pocket.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.

A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked. that's called an alaskan hot pocket.

I thought it was Alaskan Pipeline...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's called an Alaskan pipeline ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak. Thats horrendous. Whats wrong with some people?!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Looks like somebody has been reading unban dictionary

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