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You Know It's Gonna Hurt When Your Told.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Don't worry you will only feel a little prick"

Common folks, get some funnies in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to hurt you but

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When they say nothing then you worry .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

“ Don’t worry I’ve seen it all before “ aye but ye’ve no seen mine .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you and the check's in the post, or is that too old hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm ahhhhh hmmmm I might need to keep it in the garage a few days

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""Don't worry you will only feel a little prick"

Common folks, get some funnies in "

when you see here getting out the strapon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I hear your inside bone crunch

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Next

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

*you’re.

How do you console a grammar pedant?

Give them a hug and say “their, there, they’re”.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"*you’re.

How do you console a grammar pedant?

Give them a hug and say “their, there, they’re”."

It works! I feel much better now.

V x

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Get an injection every 3 months.

Dr said one time bend over & it's just a little prick you'll feel.

I said oh is it only little,

Ended up roaring with laughter & a very embarrassed doctor

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

‘No offence, but.......’

You know it’s going to be offensive. I am guilty of using this a lot lol

Mrs

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"come in, sit down, just relax, open your lips apart, close your eyes, take a deep breath, as gently insert, it won't be too sore..."

.... Said the dentist

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You don't have a big dick, it's just that you've got a small body

John

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By *ayS2Man
over a year ago

glasgow

He’s a nice dog, he doesn’t bite

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

This'll hurt me, more than it hurts you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you it's me x

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