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FUNNY THINGS THATS HAPPENEND TO U DURING MEET FROM FAB ?????????

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By *heesy2232 OP   Man
over a year ago

In a castle in the sky

WELL JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAS ANY FUNNY STORYS THATS HAPPENED DURING A MEET FROM FAB ????? WELL WEEBOOS PROBABLY KILL ME FOR PUTTING THIS UP BUT DURNING OUR MEET LAST NIGHT WE BROKE HER BED LOL IN THE MIDDLE OF CHANGING POSITION SNAP HER BED GOES LOL I SHIT MYSELF THEN STARTED LAUGHING IT WAS FUNNY AS FOOK....

SO IS ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO TELL THERE STORY .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol funny enuff yeah i am gonna kill ye ...lol only kiddin dont care least we had fun breakin it lol !!!!!!!

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By *nTCouple
over a year ago

funland

we were playing with this guy in our sitting room and the dvd stopped working, the guy went behind the tv as it was the scat lead had come out, all you could see was a bare arse sticking out from behind our tv, it was so funny. think you had to be there to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At one of my parties I was in the room as a couple were going at it on the bed when my mobile started to ring. Unfortuntely my ring tone was the Benny Hill theme tune, the man's arse was bobbing up and down at a fair rate of noughts and he was shouting at me to hurry up and answer the phone before he collapsed. Think she was loving it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hopefully that was a scaRt lead.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we were playing with this guy in our sitting room and the dvd stopped working, the guy went behind the tv as it was the scat lead had come out, all you could see was a bare arse sticking out from behind our tv, it was so funny. think you had to be there to see it."

you sure it was the "scat" lead and not the SCART lead pmsl

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

At a recent meet I was half way back home when I realised I wasn't wearing my specs, a quick turn around was required. I wondered why the road signs were blurry. I did the same with an expensive watch at another meet. I shouldn't be allowed out alone.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"we were playing with this guy in our sitting room and the dvd stopped working, the guy went behind the tv as it was the scat lead had come out, all you could see was a bare arse sticking out from behind our tv, it was so funny. think you had to be there to see it."

SCAT lead?.....bit messy LOL

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A wee party at ours had 3 couples, a single str8 fem and a couple of guys....the str8 fem decided a go with a double ended dildo with Mrs Roma mught be fun.... It was all a giggle especially when one of the single guys told her she was now considered a lesbian and should go buy herself Dungarees and Doc Marten boots!...The whole place fell about in stitches.

Thanks Phantom Lover for having us holding our ribs that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ditto the breaking the bed during a first meet with a guy, he saw the funny side of it too

the best one however was my first social meet with arty, we went and met at a restaurant for a nice wee bit to eat while we were waiting for our food to arrive the manager came up and asked if either of us own a silver car parked near the door, well that would be me, turns out my handbrake failed on the car and it had rolled down the carpark !! argh nightmare but it didnt just roll down the carark it also hit a parked car causeing a fair wee bit of rear end damage, turned out the owner of the other car was my meet, well we had a bit of fun afterwards and saw him a few times since probably just wanted to make sure the insurance was going to pay out lol

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"ditto the breaking the bed during a first meet with a guy, he saw the funny side of it too

the best one however was my first social meet with arty, we went and met at a restaurant for a nice wee bit to eat while we were waiting for our food to arrive the manager came up and asked if either of us own a silver car parked near the door, well that would be me, turns out my handbrake failed on the car and it had rolled down the carpark !! argh nightmare but it didnt just roll down the carark it also hit a parked car causeing a fair wee bit of rear end damage, turned out the owner of the other car was my meet, well we had a bit of fun afterwards and saw him a few times since probably just wanted to make sure the insurance was going to pay out lol"

LOL - I can just see the call to the insurance co now - Now tell me Miss Complicated - what was the purpose of your visit to the cafe - business or pleasure.

Well ...erm ..... well.....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

and thanks to Roma for reminding me of that night ..I will never swop my heels for doc matens boots...never...

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"and thanks to Roma for reminding me of that night ..I will never swop my heels for doc matens boots...never..."

You'll always be our secret rug muncher!

Luv you to bits xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always giggle when i remember the night a cpl of good friends came to ours to have some fun,,,wee while after it myself and the fem go downstairs to get some more drinks ,go back upstairs to find 2 very manly men either end of the bed,,,bollock naked talking about,,,FOOTBALL!!! lol

now theres a sight you dont see everyday ehe lol

auds

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

One of our first, it went from bad to worse period blood on lingerie and dressing gown. Then had a pillow push down on my face/head and could barely breath. We legged it out of there ASAP! Met a couple and the man came within secs of a blowjob then fell asleep in a chair saying he had IBS and said just finish her off!?Since not had any weird one's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol well mines has to be during a ,eet i happened to start singing the jim'll fix it theme tune whilst on top ...gotta be one of the funniest although _heesy2232 did seem to love it lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught by the police late at night while having some outdoor fun with a couple x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having fantastic sex with a lovely lady from this site, when her husband walked into the room. He did not know she was a swinger, very akward.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Was having a little fun a few weeks back four in a bed when the little one said roll over well she did and landed on the floor with an almighty THUD not me thank god lol she was ok altho a little embarassed and trust me was so difficult not to laugh about it lol you know who you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was having fantastic sex with a lovely lady from this site, when her husband walked into the room. He did not know she was a swinger, very akward. "
forgive me jim but,,,,can you call a lady thats having sex without her husband knowledge a swinger???

just askn like? lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was having fantastic sex with a lovely lady from this site, when her husband walked into the room. He did not know she was a swinger, very akward. forgive me jim but,,,,can you call a lady thats having sex without her husband knowledge a swinger???

just askn like? lol

auds xx "

Auds, you may have a point there. I am not sure about the technicalities there, however she calls herself a swinger. Either way it was akward and her profile is still on the site. Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could add another broken bed but this is another.

Well you can call this funny or lucky.

The bedroom was filled with those tea candle lights to set an atmosphere including one on the chair next to the bed. After some passion we fell asleep in a post coital cuddle. Sometimr later we were awoke by an explosion and the bed burning. I jumps up bollock naked and puts the flames out with the duvet. After the lights get put on and an investigation we found that the candle had burned the foam on chair and this caused her lighter to explode and my mobile phone thrown to the other side of room partly melted. After an oh that was lucky she bursts out laughing and points out my eyebrows and chest hair both singed.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

At a gangbang a gys said to the woman he was fucking "You've got great tits" to which I replied "Thanks, yours aren't so bad either!"

The whole room laughing REALLY put him off his stroke!

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

was indulging in a foursome not too long when one of our party decided to some when getting out of bed.not as nimble as they thought.luckily they landed on their head.lol.thankfully didn't put me off my stride.lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"was indulging in a foursome not too long when one of our party decided to some when getting out of bed.not as nimble as they thought.luckily they landed on their head.lol.thankfully didn't put me off my stride.lol "

huh ? lol

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.


"was indulging in a foursome not too long when one of our party decided to do some acrobatics when getting out of bed.not as nimble as they thought.luckily they landed on their head.lol.thankfully didn't put me off my stride.lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ditto the breaking the bed during a first meet with a guy, he saw the funny side of it too

the best one however was my first social meet with arty, we went and met at a restaurant for a nice wee bit to eat while we were waiting for our food to arrive the manager came up and asked if either of us own a silver car parked near the door, well that would be me, turns out my handbrake failed on the car and it had rolled down the carpark !! argh nightmare but it didnt just roll down the carark it also hit a parked car causeing a fair wee bit of rear end damage, turned out the owner of the other car was my meet, well we had a bit of fun afterwards and saw him a few times since probably just wanted to make sure the insurance was going to pay out lol

LOL - I can just see the call to the insurance co now - Now tell me Miss Complicated - what was the purpose of your visit to the cafe - business or pleasure.

Well ...erm ..... well..... "

haha more like so what was the other drivers name ? eh well he said it was but im not sure it was kinda a first date er ive got the licence plate number from my pics on my phone and ive got a mobile number for him lol they thought it was hilarious obviously couldnt mention how id met him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a gangbang a gys said to the woman he was fucking "You've got great tits" to which I replied "Thanks, yours aren't so bad either!"

The whole room laughing REALLY put him off his stroke!"

this made me pmsl out loud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thing that ever happened ta me is I'm ending up marrying her lol xx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

broken bed scenario .Was at a party and 6 of us 3fems 3 guys were in the bed having lots of fun.Well another guy whose first party it was and was a bit shy came into the romm usual comment come and join us well the poor guy sat on the bed and just at that the wooden spars under the bed broke.ive never seen anyone get off a bed so quick.Bed quickly sorted and he joined in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a meet once last yr , i wont say who but she sounded great on the phone

when i got there she was as pissed as a fart , not good

so made a very very fast exit before anything happend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell asleep pissed lol on the couch lol whit fanny ah felt when ah woke up lol and ah dont mean a wumins fanny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok had a meet now a female no less

shake my hand hahaha shake my hand

i said am i hear for the job lol , she looked a wee bit puzzled but then seen the funny side

thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok had a meet now a female no less

shake my hand hahaha shake my hand

i said am i hear for the job lol , she looked a wee bit puzzled but then seen the funny side

thank god "

But you were there for the job...the blowjob

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