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By *ade and Vanessa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

After recent threads I'm wondering, what constitutes a milf? Just a hot woman with a child or is there an age range? Does a milf need to be old enough to be your mum?

Thoughts?

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A milf is a woman old enough to have a wean at school leaving age going by the original milf in American pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A milf is a woman old enough to have a wean at school leaving age going by the original milf in American pie "

I'll be in my 50's then and could mibbes still be one? Assuming anyone still wants to pump me.....yaaaaaas! Get in!

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By *ade and Vanessa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

That's always been more my thought - your kids need to be old enough for their friends to fancy you at least.

So I'd be mid 40s but plenty would only be my age now...

V x

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Id say a milf or dilf is someone old enough to be your mother or father

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By *easer pleaser 69Man
over a year ago

banchory


"A milf is a woman old enough to have a wean at school leaving age going by the original milf in American pie

I'll be in my 50's then and could mibbes still be one? Assuming anyone still wants to pump me.....yaaaaaas! Get in! "

Hahahahaha pump you god that was funny

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

You're a MILF until your weans drop one, then you're a GILF!

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By *ade and Vanessa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"You're a MILF until your weans drop one, then you're a GILF! "

That's a horrifying thought right there. But then mine are wee. Wonder if we'll still be at this when I'm a gilf...

V x

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"You're a MILF until your weans drop one, then you're a GILF!

That's a horrifying thought right there. But then mine are wee. Wonder if we'll still be at this when I'm a gilf...

V x"

You're 32, if you were in Liverpool you might have already been a GILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say milf is If you have a child?

But what do I know? Lol

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By *ade and Vanessa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"You're a MILF until your weans drop one, then you're a GILF!

That's a horrifying thought right there. But then mine are wee. Wonder if we'll still be at this when I'm a gilf...

V x

You're 32, if you were in Liverpool you might have already been a GILF "

This is a horrifying truth feck, just from where I'm from that's a possibility!

V x

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I bet theres a few Ggilfs on here too.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I always just thought a Milf was a female with any age child that is still hot and can be categorised as a milf.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Does having no kids mean those ladies are wilf’s ?

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By *udlikMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother I'd Like to Fuck"

Even if she's 84?

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven


"I always just thought a Milf was a female with any age child that is still hot and can be categorised as a milf."

Yup...me too

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Even if she's 84?"

That’s a MIWLF

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

what the feck is that

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

MIWLF i mean what does it mean and nae cheeky feckin remarks directed at me

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thought that would have been more OAPiLF

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"MIWLF i mean what does it mean and nae cheeky feckin remarks directed at me"

The W is for wouldn’t

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By *auradCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Generations are weird things we have contemporaries that are still in search of the one and others that are grandparents.

We are just glad we have each other*

*and occasionally other people

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks Mr Costa

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Does having no kids mean those ladies are wilf’s ? "

Well I'm not a mother or a grandmother nor a wife so what does that make me?

Be nice please!!

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By *ade and Vanessa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Does having no kids mean those ladies are wilf’s ?

Well I'm not a mother or a grandmother nor a wife so what does that make me?

Be nice please!!"

I believe 'cougar' would be the term if you like younger men

V x

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By *eterjamesmcMan
over a year ago

glasgow

A wee hottie! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wee hottie! X"

Smooth

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Does having no kids mean those ladies are wilf’s ?

Well I'm not a mother or a grandmother nor a wife so what does that make me?

Be nice please!!"

A woman , maybe ??

Just throwing that out there. Its only my opinion, hope this wont upset any of the people that dont like labels.

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By *he Dark Knight09Man
over a year ago

London


"Does having no kids mean those ladies are wilf’s ?

Well I'm not a mother or a grandmother nor a wife so what does that make me?

Be nice please!!

I believe 'cougar' would be the term if you like younger men

V x"

Yes agreed, cougar is certainly the term for you Mrs Robinson. Read your profile and understand you're looking for a graduate (Yes I've seen the film and truly loved it). Not able to message you so perhaps send a message my way to get the ball rolling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to urban dictionary...

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

I need to update my profile ...

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By *ade and Vanessa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"According to urban dictionary...

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

I need to update my profile ... "

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