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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the remote control

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control "

Piss off. It's mine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine.. "

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now "

Sit down and put your bra back on. Now run along to your little friends and report the bad people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

Sit down and put your bra back on. Now run along to your little friends and report the bad people. "

slaps him down with the remote control, oh hold on, I nearly missed cause he is such a weeeeee man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now "

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

Sit down and put your bra back on. Now run along to your little friends and report the bad people.

slaps him down with the remote control, oh hold on, I nearly missed cause he is such a weeeeee man "

Argos!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch.. "

I've got spares

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

I've got spares "

*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*STEALS* FFS. typos in my own backyard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch.. "

fuck never thought of that, im out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

fuck never thought of that, im out "

Get your ass back in here.. It's not the royal rumble or an I quit match.. It's last fucker standing.. (how that works in an empty room, I'll be fucked if I know. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

I've got spares

*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *"

Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

I've got spares

*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *

Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry"

I'm Santa.. So I'll empty my sack and drown. The hulk.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Go. "

I’ll drive there. You drive back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

I've got spares

*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *

Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry

I'm Santa.. So I'll empty my sack and drown. The hulk. "

Why is it always Santa emptying his sack joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now

I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..

I've got spares

*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *

Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry

I'm Santa.. So I'll empty my sack and drown. The hulk.

Why is it always Santa emptying his sack joke"

Because.. It's Christmas..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine.. "

No one can control this tv !

Maybe just by a friendly lady .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the remote control

Piss off. It's mine..

No one can control this tv !

Maybe just by a friendly lady . "

How egotistical are you? It was for the remote control monster truck...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Fuck the lot of yeez. Id win

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?

V x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Is this a mud fight or a pillow fight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?

V x"

You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a mud fight or a pillow fight?"

For you I'd make it a jelly and whipped cream fight. . I'd throw in some custard and sponge fingers but that might be considered a "trifle" much.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?

V x

You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote. "

I've seen your friends pics...

So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?

V x

You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.

I've seen your friends pics...

So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?

V x"

Lego remote

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?

V x

You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.

I've seen your friends pics...

So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?

V x

Lego remote "

Those little lego hands are always poised to grab it too

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?

V x

You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.

I've seen your friends pics...

So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?

V x"

I was gonna say whichever is smaller but Doggy is a bit closer to the truth, except the Lego remote might still be a tad optimistic for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x"

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x"

I usually stand behind the ladies to hide and blend into the background .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx"

My thoughts exactly my dear Santa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

I usually stand behind the ladies to hide and blend into the background . "

Don't even think about doing that! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

My thoughts exactly my dear Santa x"

The offer to sit and look at you, (and chat of course, I'm not a creepy perve ). Is always there for you.. You know that. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

My thoughts exactly my dear Santa x

The offer to sit and look at you, (and chat of course, I'm not a creepy perve ). Is always there for you.. You know that. x"

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

My thoughts exactly my dear Santa x

The offer to sit and look at you, (and chat of course, I'm not a creepy perve ). Is always there for you.. You know that. x

x"

It's my Christmas wish. But the leprechaun I made the wish with was a devious bastard so...

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*"

*Raises hand*. Me first Miss.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*

*Raises hand*. Me first Miss. "

To quote Outlander "only girls are whipped wi' their skirts doon, men must take it bare arsed"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*

*Raises hand*. Me first Miss.

To quote Outlander "only girls are whipped wi' their skirts doon, men must take it bare arsed" "

As long as that's all I'm expected to take there. x. And you will kiss it better afterwards.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx"

There is no TV

There is no remote

There are no ladies

There are no men

It is an empty room

There is no fight

Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

There is no TV

There is no remote

There are no ladies

There are no men

It is an empty room

There is no fight

Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).

"

It's no longer empty when you walked in.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

There is no TV

There is no remote

There are no ladies

There are no men

It is an empty room

There is no fight

Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).

It's no longer empty when you walked in. "

I'm not in the room. I'm in the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

There is no TV

There is no remote

There are no ladies

There are no men

It is an empty room

There is no fight

Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).

It's no longer empty when you walked in.

I'm not in the room. I'm in the pub "

Get the round in then ya tight bastard..

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

It's already on the bar waiting for you.

Huuummmmmm

There is no TV

There is no remote

There are no ladies

There are no men

It is an empty room

There is no fight

Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).

It's no longer empty when you walked in.

I'm not in the room. I'm in the pub

Get the round in then ya tight bastard.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x

If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx

There is no TV

There is no remote

There are no ladies

There are no men

It is an empty room

There is no fight

Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).

"

If this is so did anyone hear the lights go out

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.

Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.

Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ??? "

Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu...

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.

Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???

Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu... "

My blackbelt at Judo will see me through ok.

Feckin typos

Should read Ludo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.

Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???

Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu...

My blackbelt at Judo will see me through ok.

Feckin typos

Should read Ludo. "

We should get together.. I have a brown belt in origami...

Fekin typos..

Should read brown belt.. And do origami..

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.

Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???

Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu... "

Good shout on the War and Peace but The Art of War is actually quite a slim volume.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.

Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???

Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu...

Good shout on the War and Peace but The Art of War is actually quite a slim volume. "

Exactly.. It's lighter... I'll be knackered after clobbering him with the heavy one.

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And i will zap u with my Harry Potter wand who knows who u will be turned into

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And i will zap u with my Harry Potter wand who knows who u will be turned into "

Hopefully someone better than my current form..

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