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By *oachmanb13r OP   Man
over a year ago

Holbeach

Are there any coffee shops in Glasgow or Edinburgh sympathetic to swingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any coffee shops in Glasgow or Edinburgh sympathetic to swingers?"

Starfucks (sorry - not sorry)

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Your a customer they dont care why your there unless you think its apt to fuck on a coffee table

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Your a customer they dont care why your there unless you think its apt to fuck on a coffee table "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a customer they dont care why your there unless you think its apt to fuck on a coffee table "

This Be discrete and don't stick your knob in a cinnamon swirl. No one will be any the wiser

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Why would you let the coffee shop know you're a swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this gonna be like the bag on a shopping trolley thing where if you order a certain coffee combination you are advertising your a swinger lol

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire


"Is this gonna be like the bag on a shopping trolley thing where if you order a certain coffee combination you are advertising your a swinger lol"

Key's in the sugar bowl?

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

‘Sympathetic to swingers’?? What like you’ve not had a meet in a while so the barista gives you a blowie behind the counter?

Going to a coffee shop as a swinger is no different from a vanilla person going

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering what you get if you ask for a latte with extras sprinkles.. .

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Make sure to ask for whipped cream on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not like your going to be shagging in the toilets or over the tables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure to ask for whipped cream on top."

With the all important marshmallow x

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Do see what they mean to an extant tho - a big chain like Costa/Starbucks etc the staff don't care what you're talking about as long as you're not shouting loudly about sex etc, no-one will bat an eyelid...some places tho, you feel like you have to talk really quietly cos all the old dears and staff in the place are listening in...

Of course, that's fun too.

Once met up with a friend off here for a coffee and a chat (we're IRL friends, no swinging there lol), and was talking about this place, and could see an old posh looking lady listening in...so rude...so we started talking about fisting and my friend getting a spit roasted in her car when dogging....

When she said "So I've got the boyfriend taking me from behind and a complete strangers cock filling my mouth with cum" I swear the old woman nearly had a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do see what they mean to an extant tho - a big chain like Costa/Starbucks etc the staff don't care what you're talking about as long as you're not shouting loudly about sex etc, no-one will bat an eyelid...some places tho, you feel like you have to talk really quietly cos all the old dears and staff in the place are listening in...

Of course, that's fun too.

Once met up with a friend off here for a coffee and a chat (we're IRL friends, no swinging there lol), and was talking about this place, and could see an old posh looking lady listening in...so rude...so we started talking about fisting and my friend getting a spit roasted in her car when dogging....

When she said "So I've got the boyfriend taking me from behind and a complete strangers cock filling my mouth with cum" I swear the old woman nearly had a heart attack "

You should maybe have kept your voices down a bit.

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Are there any coffee shops in Glasgow or Edinburgh sympathetic to swingers?"

Sympathetic in what way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any coffee shops in Glasgow or Edinburgh sympathetic to swingers?

Sympathetic in what way?"

They listen when they're greetin about not getting any meets

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Are there any coffee shops in Glasgow or Edinburgh sympathetic to swingers?

Sympathetic in what way?

They listen when they're greetin about not getting any meets "

Perhaps a swingers section next to the overpriced crap sandwich counter where everyone buys a different type of overpriced shit coffee and everyone gets to sip everyone else's coffee.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Do see what they mean to an extant tho - a big chain like Costa/Starbucks etc the staff don't care what you're talking about as long as you're not shouting loudly about sex etc, no-one will bat an eyelid...some places tho, you feel like you have to talk really quietly cos all the old dears and staff in the place are listening in...

Of course, that's fun too.

Once met up with a friend off here for a coffee and a chat (we're IRL friends, no swinging there lol), and was talking about this place, and could see an old posh looking lady listening in...so rude...so we started talking about fisting and my friend getting a spit roasted in her car when dogging....

When she said "So I've got the boyfriend taking me from behind and a complete strangers cock filling my mouth with cum" I swear the old woman nearly had a heart attack "

Imagine if their other halfs were there, trying to cover up the tent poles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loyalty card for Fabbers? Half price coffee on your next social if your last one didnt result in you getting your hole/the boaby.

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"

You should maybe have kept your voices down a bit."

Ah, see we were a the start, and we could see the old woman was trying to listen in...we were discussing entirely vanilla internet dating, not in any way inappropriate, and she was blatantly listening and being rude...

My friend later said it was because the old yin had made a face at her after my friend had (quietly, we weren't being loud at all) said to me she was hoping the guy she was talking to on a dating site went well as she'd not had a bf for months and was feeling a bit lonely...

I'll admit the way she said it was a tiny bit suggestive (she meant she needed some cock, but was being discrete!)...old woman wanted to be nosy and disapproving of younger people having a sex life, well fine, brace yersel Effie..

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"

You should maybe have kept your voices down a bit.

Ah, see we were a the start, and we could see the old woman was trying to listen in...we were discussing entirely vanilla internet dating, not in any way inappropriate, and she was blatantly listening and being rude...

My friend later said it was because the old yin had made a face at her after my friend had (quietly, we weren't being loud at all) said to me she was hoping the guy she was talking to on a dating site went well as she'd not had a bf for months and was feeling a bit lonely...

I'll admit the way she said it was a tiny bit suggestive (she meant she needed some cock, but was being discrete!)...old woman wanted to be nosy and disapproving of younger people having a sex life, well fine, brace yersel Effie.."

I find that a bit disrespectful if I’m honest! Not sure she would be disapproving of younger people having sex probably more questioning the need to be discussing it in a coffee shop for all to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Sympathetic to swingers’?? What like you’ve not had a meet in a while so the barista gives you a blowie behind the counter?

Going to a coffee shop as a swinger is no different from a vanilla person going

Mrs"

made me giggle also

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"A loyalty card for Fabbers? Half price coffee on your next social if your last one didnt result in you getting your hole/the boaby. "

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"

You should maybe have kept your voices down a bit.

Ah, see we were a the start, and we could see the old woman was trying to listen in...we were discussing entirely vanilla internet dating, not in any way inappropriate, and she was blatantly listening and being rude...

My friend later said it was because the old yin had made a face at her after my friend had (quietly, we weren't being loud at all) said to me she was hoping the guy she was talking to on a dating site went well as she'd not had a bf for months and was feeling a bit lonely...

I'll admit the way she said it was a tiny bit suggestive (she meant she needed some cock, but was being discrete!)...old woman wanted to be nosy and disapproving of younger people having a sex life, well fine, brace yersel Effie..

I find that a bit disrespectful if I’m honest! Not sure she would be disapproving of younger people having sex probably more questioning the need to be discussing it in a coffee shop for all to hear."

I agree with _cotsbicouple - I’ve had so many people listen in blatantly.

We’re in the quietest corner, there’s plenty of other seats, but they sit next seats to the tranny!

The evil stares I got, maybe I deserved, but by eck they’re more educated in there vanilla life now!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"

You should maybe have kept your voices down a bit.

Ah, see we were a the start, and we could see the old woman was trying to listen in...we were discussing entirely vanilla internet dating, not in any way inappropriate, and she was blatantly listening and being rude...

My friend later said it was because the old yin had made a face at her after my friend had (quietly, we weren't being loud at all) said to me she was hoping the guy she was talking to on a dating site went well as she'd not had a bf for months and was feeling a bit lonely...

I'll admit the way she said it was a tiny bit suggestive (she meant she needed some cock, but was being discrete!)...old woman wanted to be nosy and disapproving of younger people having a sex life, well fine, brace yersel Effie..

I find that a bit disrespectful if I’m honest! Not sure she would be disapproving of younger people having sex probably more questioning the need to be discussing it in a coffee shop for all to hear.

I agree with _cotsbicouple - I’ve had so many people listen in blatantly.

We’re in the quietest corner, there’s plenty of other seats, but they sit next seats to the tranny!

The evil stares I got, maybe I deserved, but by eck they’re more educated in there vanilla life now!"

People who have ever met the male half of Scotsbi would know that he’s never purposely disrespectful, always chooses quiet corners away from others specifically because we don’t want to hear their conversations.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Does being sympathetic mean they bring you a bit if cake if your social doesn't show or it goes badly? Or were you thinking more cosy corners and bad acoustics?

V x

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Maybe the dirty bastard has been scolded in Cafe Nero for rocking back and forward in his chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't give a feck where I am. we're all human It's in our nature to be different if vanillas want to listen in let them. Me and a couple of friends where in the chip a few weeks ago they where talking about torture garden I missed most of the conversation as I was d*unk but I didn't m8ss the couple sitting nxt to us listening avidly to what was being said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone was talking pretty loud about shagging and I sat next to them with my kids I'd be raging. Same as if someone was effing and blinding and not taking into consideration that kids are around.

If I'm in Costa or wherever else on my own, I've usually got my headphones on so couldn't give 2 hoots what folk are talking about. Most people's conversations are painfully boring anyway.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is this gonna be like the bag on a shopping trolley thing where if you order a certain coffee combination you are advertising your a swinger lol

Key's in the sugar bowl? "

Spat ma tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone was talking pretty loud about shagging and I sat next to them with my kids I'd be raging. Same as if someone was effing and blinding and not taking into consideration that kids are around.

If I'm in Costa or wherever else on my own, I've usually got my headphones on so couldn't give 2 hoots what folk are talking about. Most people's conversations are painfully boring anyway."

Obviously if kids are around 5hats different I was referring to when your having a chat in general and folk decide to listen in.x

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