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the sorest thing you've done to yourself recently

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By *oma OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Made dinner today, added finely chopped up Red Chilli Pepper to the mashed potato....25 mins later, feeling snoozy i rubbed my eyes!

BLINDED with pain....glad i didnt go for a pee LOL

Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leading 2 of the horse to the field, got knocked to the ground and one of them literally ambled over my body, leaving hoof shaped bruises on my right knee, left hip, right mid ribs and left shoulder....not great for 3 or 4 days lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Recently, got kicked in the knee by a yearling colt (1year boy horse) ouch ouch! Big bruises

Feel for the above posts, sounds sore

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By *oma OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Recently, got kicked in the knee by a yearling colt (1year boy horse) ouch ouch! Big bruises

Feel for the above posts, sounds sore "

I think you ve felt enuf pain without worrrying about ours LOL....talking of feeling, wanna come feel mine?..pmsl

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Lol, happy to _oma chick. The most painful thing in my whole life was breaking in pelvis in 25 places, my hips in 32places and 7 parts of my back as a result of falling with a large horse and she decides to have a good squish of me then having to be air lifted to A.R.I very, very,very sore! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats what you get for doing too much riding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing bread knife,went to dty it,tea towel snagged on knifes teeth, my hand kept sliding along knife edge,did'nt want to look,,lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Spent a fortune on christmas that was very painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

recently .... no idea what i did but couldnt bend my hand yesterday at all , very sore , although feels fine today so a tad confusing wish i knew what did happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbed deep heat into my leg after football, then had a wank aaaaaaaahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef should always wash hands..had you been for a jobby before cooking commenced!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Rubbed deep heat into my leg after football, then had a wank aaaaaaaahhhhhh"

ouch is that what u call friction burns lol?

I was on a meet with a guy once who got just a little too carried away and ended up in A n E with a torn thigh muscle ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to hit something with a hammer at hip level, big swing..totally missed and hit myself on the shin

Painful!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While on a training course in Cork, I was rather d*unk and thought it might be a good idea to take a small leap down some steps!!!!

Went on ma arse and broke my wrist as I tried to break my fall.

Never felt pain like it

People I met on the course will remember me I guess

Malc

xxx

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Went to hit something with a hammer at hip level, big swing..totally missed and hit myself on the shin

Painful!!!"

Holey moley that would be bloody sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbed deep heat into my leg after football, then had a wank aaaaaaaahhhhhh"

An old gent where I worked years ago ( who it has to be said enjoyed a refreshement ... ) once made the mistake of confusing deep heat for a well known brand of hemaroid treatment ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to jump on my bike but squashed my nads between my thigh and the saddle,oooooooooyaaaaah!

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

Yesterday's alcohol intake. Paying fir it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well seein as i've more metal in my body than steve austin no not the wrestler lol i've suffered more pain than most that i seem to be oblivious to it now lol but my most painfull injury to date i think was when playing hockey i went in for a check when my intended target bottled in and my wrist went thru the screen as i was moving at a fair speed an was jerked back when it trapped and dislocating every joint from my wrist to my shoulder an breakin my collar bone my arm was hanging a good 2 inches lower than my other arm ..but the pain was soo much worse when the physio tried to re-locate my joints oooooouuucchhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed toe on bathroom door while going for a per during the night. Ahhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Glitter biting the tip off my index finder half off during the birth of our daughter count?? Squeaking with pain, blood everywhere the midwife told me to "man- up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does Glitter biting the tip off my index finder half off during the birth of our daughter count?? Squeaking with pain, blood everywhere the midwife told me to "man- up""

Oh for gods sake mr!! It was just a nibble xx

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Yesterday's alcohol intake. Paying fir it now. "

Self inflicted though, no sympathay

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London

On holiday in Cornwall, jumped off a zip slide, felt left calf muscle go ping..

Ripped it almost completely through... had to drive back to Scotland 2 days later.

Tramadol, ibuprophen and ice pack helped, but was in agony every time I changed gear..

I was bruised from my groin to toes for 6 weeks... spectacularly!

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I did the chilli and eye thing but in my case I was taking out my contacts.

Sorest was pulling out just a bit too far when almost reaching a peak and plunging back in a bit too keenly.... or almost back in. I missed the target and ended up bending it at right angles.

Thankfully it was not permanent but for a little while I could pee round corners.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Was playing football on weekend a few years back...

One of the team had ralgex sprayed in his y fronts for being a prat... so went commando.. In the pub, having an after match lemonade, we heard a scream from the loo...

Turned out he had pulled the trouser zip over the tip of his foreskin......

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Well im the type of person who is what you call clumsy lol, i regulary trip and what not but the most recent being 3 weeks back i was walking out a friends place and with 2 dogs in my hand at the same time i found myself on my backside for some god knows reason amazingly i still held the 2 dogs on one hand and a bag but that only caused me to fall again, next minute found a dog loose from hand and wander polite as you like onto the main busy road lol, into which i was trying to get up again and promtply fell again lol never felt so embarrassed but wasnt thinking at time and got up and ran down street only to twist ankle and grabbed said dog who had went to pavement by now lol believe me couple days later i felt every slight of pain and only brought forward a pained knee i belted hard after a car drove onto pavement into it lol 20 yrs back, so knee is killing me and stuff, with every ache on my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 years ago I put my sacroiliac joint out of alignment from to much self sucking,I was in so much pain and drugged upto the eye balls for months with visits to chiropracter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops 8 years ago wasnt recent lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Does Glitter biting the tip off my index finder half off during the birth of our daughter count?? Squeaking with pain, blood everywhere the midwife told me to "man- up"

Oh for gods sake mr!! It was just a nibble xx"

Im sure the pain of a nibble was better than giving birth Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken coller bone hurt, although the groin strain from a 100m sprint left me walking slowly for 2 weeks. Top tip dont run too fast when you hear a click.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing 5 a side some one pushed me into the wall, dislocated hand, broken wrist in 9 places and missed the pub that night! Pain wasnt too bad until they relocated my hand ... unbelievable fun with gas and air lol Greig

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ouch Greig! That does sound painful

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By *oma OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mr Roma just got his foreskin in his zipper.....the joys of going commando.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh god MrR, that's got to hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sore lower back bought a sticky back heat pad stuck it on fell asleep and now my bottom is all blisters and burnt very very sore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just been stung £200 a tyre for the car so thats HURT alot lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

severed the muscles, tendons and nerves in my right hand. In a stookie for 11 weeks, lots of physio, and possibly needing another op for carpal tunnel as a result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few bumps bashes and bruises coming off bikes over the years.....

worst ouchie was recently working on a car in the garage...

Had to squeeze out from under a vehicle... felt a pain in my chest.....started to panic......stood up..pain still there.....double panic....hear a very metallic **ting** noise..looked at floor... one of my nipple piercings on the floor... hoiseted up my t-shirt..one nipple torn in two and a lot o blood... swore rather profusely,,,,scared customers lol

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

dropped a car on my foot which was pretty sore (it's a long story).

Another time as a kid i was climbing a big wrought iron gate taking a shortcut. Had climbed it a few times before wearing shoes but this time was wearing trainers. Two wrought iron spikes through the feet. I reckon it's the closest thing i'll get to crucifiction and trust me it's pretty painful

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I think I may have brokeded last night's meet as he ended up in hospital

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh dear Fmuma!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Oh dear Fmuma!"

haha sofabed, you know what I'm like!!

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I do indeed missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fell down the stairs this morning with a glass in my hand. knocked myself out and smashed the glass.

woke up and couldnt remember why was even coming downstairs so went back to bed....ended up sleeping n for work.

had one bad headache and major sore back all day lovely carpet burns on back..ouch xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeek! hope your OK hon, and hope you saw your doctor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im ok just took pain killers and if still sore in few days will see someone. ive not broken anything just gave myself more of a fright.

thanks xxxx

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