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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Since the banning of "Baby Its Cold Outside" in light of the #MeToo movement, please boycott the Christmas song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" because it exploits endangered Hippos.

While we are at it the same goes for:

"Santa Clause is Coming to Town" = Fake News

"Little Drummer Boy" = Gender Neutral

"White Christmas" = Racist and xenophobic

"O' Come all Ye Faithful" = Exclusive

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" = Anti-Feminist

"All I Want for Christmas is You" = Stalking

"Blue Christmas" = implies male/boy righteousness

"The 12 Days of Christmas" = anti-Semitic (8 days)

"Santa Baby" = Reverse #metoo and exploits handouts

"Winter Wonderland" = dismisses wonderlands that don't have winter

"Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" = exclusive against 4th of July and Summer

"Let it Snow" = Not fair to those where it does not snow

"Do You Hear What I Hear" = insensitive to hearing impaired

"All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" = offensive to Methadone users

And last but not least....

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" = promotes adultery

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean?

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean?

R "

I think it means Mrs Claus will be piiissseeeddd... Unless of course you kissed her too.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean?

R "

Oh & I did want 2 front teeth for Christmas! But only because I managed to loose half a tooth lifting wooden flooring

R

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean?

R

I think it means Mrs Claus will be piiissseeeddd... Unless of course you kissed her too. "

I probably did

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean?

R

I think it means Mrs Claus will be piiissseeeddd... Unless of course you kissed her too.

I probably did

R "

I'd be expecting a cracking present on the 25th then.. Just let him out of the bedroom long enough to deliver presents to everyone else.

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