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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What woke you up this morning, was it the alarm, needing a pee, kids or the other half either bringing you coffee or stimulating you some other way..

My internal body clock waked me up at 5:30 no matter when I go to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*wakes* grrrr..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 year old vomiting all over her bed at 4 am ...been up since !!!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"My 3 year old vomiting all over her bed at 4 am ...been up since !!!"

Oh no hope she's over it quickly x

V x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

The eldest tiny despot appeared and woke the smaller ones. I may have let them run riot until they declared it was time to wake daddy (in from nightshift and passed out on the couch). So Wade woke me up and I've not even had a sniff of coffee yet

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My 3 year old vomiting all over her bed at 4 am ...been up since !!!"

Aww..rathwr you than me.. I'd be throwing up too.. Vomit makes me vomit.. Hope she recovers quickly. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The eldest tiny despot appeared and woke the smaller ones. I may have let them run riot until they declared it was time to wake daddy (in from nightshift and passed out on the couch). So Wade woke me up and I've not even had a sniff of coffee yet

V x"

Just finished mine...with a blueberry muffin for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring.....sounds like a fucking tractor in the room sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just home from night shift, so I’m hoping to wake up around 3pm

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Snoring.....sounds like a fucking tractor in the room sometimes."

You sound like an ex tractor fan

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By *iscodavieno1Man
over a year ago

dunbar

Something else was up before me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My child telling me where he found the elf on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snoring.....sounds like a fucking tractor in the room sometimes.

You sound like an ex tractor fan "

You writing the jokes for the crackers this year?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Snoring.....sounds like a fucking tractor in the room sometimes.

You sound like an ex tractor fan

You writing the jokes for the crackers this year? "

Find me a cracker and ill give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snoring.....sounds like a fucking tractor in the room sometimes.

You sound like an ex tractor fan

You writing the jokes for the crackers this year?

Find me a cracker and ill give it a go "

Try the hot pics...sure I saw one hiding in a body cavity

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Snoring.....sounds like a fucking tractor in the room sometimes.

You sound like an ex tractor fan

You writing the jokes for the crackers this year?

Find me a cracker and ill give it a go

Try the hot pics...sure I saw one hiding in a body cavity "

Ive just seen the stilton so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wind! Our bedroom is in the loft and it sounded like the roof was coming off and the dog started growling

Lazy day ahead though

Leo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Internal body clock.

Very rarely sleep past 7.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

The insistent, gnawing, annoying bleep of an alarm.

Shortly followed by the realisation I had to leave the warm duvet for a cold bathroom and out to an early meeting for work.

I once had a partner who's fantasy was being woken up by fingers, mouth or cock. I do miss that.. Any volunteers?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

The postman trying to batter the door down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 12:20:32]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 12:20:32]"

At least you got some sleep.. Was that my "delivery" arriving.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 12:20:32]

At least you got some sleep.. Was that my "delivery" arriving. "

Aye, but do you really need 2doz bottles of chlorophorm???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 12:20:32]

At least you got some sleep.. Was that my "delivery" arriving.

Aye, but do you really need 2doz bottles of chlorophorm??? "

Well that depends on your tolerance level.

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