FabSwingers.com forum: Look At Me Post

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right folks, We've all had it, people saying this post and that post is only a look at me post when infact they don't really know if that was the persons intention sooooo…….. with that in mind, this is your chance to be allowed to say 'Look at me and why'

take it whatever way you want, serious reasons to look at you or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've looked...what now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lololololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to see here.....move along

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Look at me and at least your leaving others alone .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remember folks, no stalkers allowed.

Its about you, so put something down that would make it "Look at Me Post"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

Look at me because I make a perfect cup of tea and to quote someone from fab, " I have skills in the kitchen AND the bedroom" that's right folks.. I can make your bed so that it would pass a military inspection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

I don't accuse anyone on here of a look at me as I don't know them as they maybe just making a general statement or posts but others see it as a look at me post so that's why I started this post. A free to post "Look at Me" comment

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

Is my second offering acceptable then

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Heres looking at you kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

Is my second offering acceptable then

. "

lololol, up to you and only you

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

Peter you may have risen from the wrong side this morning, chill and be happy, that’s Santa your talking too

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

That's not what the new picture would suggest

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

Is my second offering acceptable then

lololol, up to you and only you

Oh.. Ffs... Well I guess it made you look at me... More than once and yeah you're not really my target audience but I'll take it anyway... Shit..now I need to apologise for derailing the post.

Look at me I can dreail a post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

That's not what the new picture would suggest

V x"

Ffs.. Now I am

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I have my bare arse in my profile picture. That's probably 'look at me' enough

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have my bare arse in my profile picture. That's probably 'look at me' enough

V x"

Believe me we all have "looked" at you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

Peter you may have risen from the wrong side this morning, chill and be happy, that’s Santa your talking too

Hey Mr Costa, I'm always happy, except on a meet, where I become very shy, insecure and insular and I'm the last person that would make you giggle.

Common you, what's your 'look at me' bit comment, you mist have one that will make people look at you, go on, just say it

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

It's a duck war

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I have my bare arse in my profile picture. That's probably 'look at me' enough

V x

Believe me we all have "looked" at you.

Probably more for my big mouth getting me in trouble it seems

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have my bare arse in my profile picture. That's probably 'look at me' enough

V x

Believe me we all have "looked" at you.

Probably more for my big mouth getting me in trouble it seems

V x"

You're right about the "big mouth" part.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have my bare arse in my profile picture. That's probably 'look at me' enough

V x

Believe me we all have "looked" at you.

Probably more for my big mouth getting me in trouble it seems

V x"

ffs it work's for me

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

I meant don't look at my profile.. Thought that was the point. But OK..

I knew what you meant but Naw fuck that shit.

People genuinely make comments on posts and statements as a 'look at me', (allegedly), and thus you will then look at their profile but the comments on the post might have no relation on the profile.

I.e. I'm in the Guinness book of records but I don't state it on my profile.

So folks, go on, knock yerself out with no backlash, (well that's the idea

Peter you may have risen from the wrong side this morning, chill and be happy, that’s Santa your talking too

Hey Mr Costa, I'm always happy, except on a meet, where I become very shy, insecure and insular and I'm the last person that would make you giggle.

Common you, what's your 'look at me' bit comment, you mist have one that will make people look at you, go on, just say it

Without even a shred of shame....

Look at me folks, huge discount voucher links available, limited time offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Mr Costa, I'm always happy, except on a meet, where I become very shy, insecure and insular and I'm the last person that would make you giggle.

Common you, what's your 'look at me' bit comment, you mist have one that will make people look at you, go on, just say it

Without even a shred of shame....

Look at me folks, huge discount voucher links available, limited time offer

If its 'Next', I've got tons

but if its sports direct or Greggs then I'm interested

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Hey Mr Costa, I'm always happy, except on a meet, where I become very shy, insecure and insular and I'm the last person that would make you giggle.

Common you, what's your 'look at me' bit comment, you mist have one that will make people look at you, go on, just say it

Without even a shred of shame....

Look at me folks, huge discount voucher links available, limited time offer

If its 'Next', I've got tons

but if its sports direct or Greggs then I'm interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the ability to make your scrotum cover your entire genitalia and make it look like a crowning baby’s head count

and no I am not proving it on pic

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

{In Hibernation} nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"{In Hibernation} nothing to see here

"
is it Grizzly Bearing Hibernation BoomBoom

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Look at me. For no reason.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Save your eyesight and look elsewhere ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

"
what for.? Being on the subs bench ? Just kidn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't look at me. Seriously.. Don't.. It's 30 seconds of your life you will never get back an 20 seconds more than a play meet with foreplay would last..

pmsl 30 seconds, what happens if the post gets bigger, ffs, it will be more than 30 seconds of your life.

ffs, I'll start it off

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

what for.? Being on the subs bench ? Just kidn "

Nope but if you only knew but no one on fab ever will

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I have my bare arse in my profile picture. That's probably 'look at me' enough

V x"

It's never enough looking at your bare arse.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

Nope, not the real reason. I have a few corkers that outshine that one

The thing is, I don't need a look at me, I get enough attention before I post.

ffs just put something about you that is a look at me. You wont be slagged for it or the pish ripped out of you, just do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me.. I caught a live fly with chopsticks.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

Nope, not the real reason. I have a few corkers that outshine that one

The thing is, I don't need a look at me, I get enough attention before I post.

ffs just put something about you that is a look at me. You wont be slagged for it or the pish ripped out of you, just do it

Ok , i can eat my dinner with my fork in my left hand and my knife in my right hand. # Inbox goes crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me."

This is fucking stupid but made me laugh...

Didnae make me look though.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me.

This is fucking stupid but made me laugh...

Didnae make me look though.

It's actually true. Happened at high school

Been living off it since!

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me.

Didnae make me look though.

You were saying?

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me.

This is fucking stupid but made me laugh...

Didnae make me look though.

It's actually true. Happened at high school

Been living off it since!"

To a wasp thats probably like being hit with a car.

Wonder if the wasps family got hounded by no win no fee phone calls for the next 5 years.

Have to say i believe your story and its impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me.

Didnae make me look though.

You were saying?

Was looking for a photie of the wasp incident.....disappointed doesn't even come close

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"I once killed a wasp throwing an M&M sweet at it from about 3m away.

Look at me.

Didnae make me look though.

You were saying?

Was looking for a photie of the wasp incident.....disappointed doesn't even come close

It's on YouTube under an old Reporting Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me my ass is white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

I’d like to thank OP for reminding me how much I fucking hated Roy Castle and the McWanker twins

Only started smoking cause it killed the boring twat

Personally I’d not admit to being in the Guinness Book of Attempting to be noteworthy when there’s fuck all noteworthy about you Volume 893

Even though I wrote to the cunts when I was 12 and they never answered ....

Nobody told me 5 consecutive wanks when recovering from chickenpox isn’t worthy of record breaking consideration arm

Breaking almost no record breaking

Bastards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

I’d like to thank OP for reminding me how much I fucking hated Roy Castle and the McWanker twins

Only started smoking cause it killed the boring twat

Personally I’d not admit to being in the Guinness Book of Attempting to be noteworthy when there’s fuck all noteworthy about you Volume 893

Even though I wrote to the cunts when I was 12 and they never answered ....

Nobody told me 5 consecutive wanks when recovering from chickenpox isn’t worthy of record breaking consideration arm

Breaking almost no record breaking

Bastards

Oi Roy Castle was a great guy and fantastic all rounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

I’d like to thank OP for reminding me how much I fucking hated Roy Castle and the McWanker twins

Only started smoking cause it killed the boring twat

Personally I’d not admit to being in the Guinness Book of Attempting to be noteworthy when there’s fuck all noteworthy about you Volume 893

Even though I wrote to the cunts when I was 12 and they never answered ....

Nobody told me 5 consecutive wanks when recovering from chickenpox isn’t worthy of record breaking consideration arm

Breaking almost no record breaking

Bastards

Lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

I’d like to thank OP for reminding me how much I fucking hated Roy Castle and the McWanker twins

Only started smoking cause it killed the boring twat

Personally I’d not admit to being in the Guinness Book of Attempting to be noteworthy when there’s fuck all noteworthy about you Volume 893

Even though I wrote to the cunts when I was 12 and they never answered ....

Nobody told me 5 consecutive wanks when recovering from chickenpox isn’t worthy of record breaking consideration arm

Breaking almost no record breaking

Bastards

Oi Roy Castle was a great guy and fantastic all rounder

Hahaha good one

Fuck your serious???

Speechless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d like to thank OP for reminding me how much I fucking hated Roy Castle and the McWanker twins

Only started smoking cause it killed the boring twat

Personally I’d not admit to being in the Guinness Book of Attempting to be noteworthy when there’s fuck all noteworthy about you Volume 893

Even though I wrote to the cunts when I was 12 and they never answered ....

Nobody told me 5 consecutive wanks when recovering from chickenpox isn’t worthy of record breaking consideration arm

Breaking almost no record breaking

Bastards

Oi Roy Castle was a great guy and fantastic all rounder

Hahaha good one

Fuck your serious???

Speechless "

Actually he could do not wrong when he became the sidekick for Doctor Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the 'Guinness Book of Records' for football and it can never be overtaken, so it's in there foreverrrrrr

And so the REAL reason for the thread is revealed.

Im with Max, fading into oblivion, no need to look at me .

Nope, not the real reason. I have a few corkers that outshine that one

The thing is, I don't need a look at me, I get enough attention before I post.

ffs just put something about you that is a look at me. You wont be slagged for it or the pish ripped out of you, just do it

Ok , i can eat my dinner with my fork in my left hand and my knife in my right hand. # Inbox goes crazy. "

I do that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to thank OP for reminding me how much I fucking hated Roy Castle and the McWanker twins

Only started smoking cause it killed the boring twat

Personally I’d not admit to being in the Guinness Book of Attempting to be noteworthy when there’s fuck all noteworthy about you Volume 893

Even though I wrote to the cunts when I was 12 and they never answered ....

Nobody told me 5 consecutive wanks when recovering from chickenpox isn’t worthy of record breaking consideration arm

Breaking almost no record breaking

Bastards

Oi Roy Castle was a great guy and fantastic all rounder

Hahaha good one

Fuck your serious???

Speechless

Actually he could do not wrong when he became the sidekick for Doctor Who

Ahhhh. You won’t be surprised....I fucking hate Doctor Who also .....and fucking Torchwood, Torch the BBfuckingC more like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Speechless

Actually he could do not wrong when he became the sidekick for Doctor Who

Ahhhh. You won’t be surprised....I fucking hate Doctor Who also .....and fucking Torchwood, Torch the BBfuckingC more like "

I'm neither surprised or not surprised. Actually everyone all have different tastes.

Dinny like torchwood either and the others right enough but it is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me... I need a hug..

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Look at me, I need some sex...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Look at me.... Now look away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me.... Now look away!! "

I can't.. It's like a car crash you know you shouldn't but you can't help it.x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Look at me... I need a hug.. "

I'd watch what you ask for or someone will offer some 'loving correction'...

Too soon?

V x

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Look at me... I need a hug..

I'd watch what you ask for or someone will offer some 'loving correction'...

Too soon?

V x"

Oooh that was below the belt. Ee all know he meant dicipline,

Im sure when that car thief steals your car and writes it off, causing you to pay the excess and higher insurance premiums for the next 5 years , your stern talking to him an explaining the errors of his ways will make it all better.

im joking v lol xx

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Look at me... I need a hug..

I'd watch what you ask for or someone will offer some 'loving correction'...

Too soon?

V x

Oooh that was below the belt. Ee all know he meant dicipline,

im joking v lol xx"

That said i gave my dishwasher a kick the other day as it wasnt do it properly, the beitch kicked me back .

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over a year ago

"Look at me... I need a hug..

I'd watch what you ask for or someone will offer some 'loving correction'...

Too soon?

V x"

Just saw this now.. It's never too soon.. *bends over* you can smack this ass anytime.. As long as you explain why and give me a kiss and a cuddle after.

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over a year ago

Sue Pollard ( hi de hi ) fame sat next to me on a return flight from London heathrow and had never Flown with BA and offered me drink thinking she was being nice but when stewardess came with trolley gave me and Sue our drinks she went to pay and the Stewardess politely told her they where free , you should have Seen Sue's face

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

" Sue Pollard ( hi de hi ) fame sat next to me on a return flight from London heathrow and had never Flown with BA and offered me drink thinking she was being nice but when stewardess came with trolley gave me and Sue our drinks she went to pay and the Stewardess politely told her they where free , you should have Seen Sue's face "

Sounds like an invitation to the mile hidehi club.

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over a year ago

Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

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over a year ago

As talented as that sounds CC , my father could do both until his late 70s , with a less attractive tongue though i hazard to guess

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over a year ago

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I'm always looking for a cracking cup of tea.. I can promise a few laughs xx

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I know females that can stick out there tongue and touch my tongue with it.

If you need practice CC let me know.

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over a year ago

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I'm always looking for a cracking cup of tea.. I can promise a few laughs xx

Something tells me that you have a hearty chuckle or should that be a hearty ho ho ho?

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over a year ago

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I know females that can stick out there tongue and touch my tongue with it.

If you need practice CC let me know.

Are you a lizard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been on over a year and unverified, look at me

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over a year ago

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I'm always looking for a cracking cup of tea.. I can promise a few laughs xx

Something tells me that you have a hearty chuckle or should that be a hearty ho ho ho?

That all depends on how good the tea is.

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over a year ago

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

Ditto! Supposedly mine is quite long and wide

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"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

Ditto! Supposedly mine is quite long and wide

My tongue is small and narrow.. And my winky is weeer.. Bit I do guarantee a laugh.

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over a year ago

I can't even

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I know females that can stick out there tongue and touch my tongue with it.

If you need practice CC let me know.

Are you a lizard?

Its the 70/30 system CC

I stick it out 30 % female goes 70% and it becomes 100% fun

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"Look at me because I can make a cracking cup of tea so I've been told! Oh and I can actually stick out my tongue and touch my nose with it

I know females that can stick out there tongue and touch my tongue with it.

If you need practice CC let me know.

Are you a lizard?

Its the 70/30 system CC

I stick it out 30 % female goes 70% and it becomes 100% fun

That's 30/70. Just saying.

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