FabSwingers.com forum: Urban myths ( or how they should’ve turned out )

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We’ve all heard the local tales large and small that have developed into “gospel” a supposedly true one happened not far from me in the South side of Glasgow , where a guy I loosely knew , with his wife ,put up an ex army friend who’d fallen on hard times , after a night on the booze his wife went to bed and the two friends drank into the early hours where the host crashed out on the couch. An unbeknown time later he wakes up to the sensation of his cock being sucked , in his slumber he imagines its his wife , on putting his hand down he felt short haired head at his groin, , seeing it’s his pal he screamed in anger ...........

“ see the second I cum,your getting your cunt kicked in “

Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not ,makes you smile

Anyone got a better one

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve all heard the local tales large and small that have developed into “gospel” a supposedly true one happened not far from me in the South side of Glasgow , where a guy I loosely knew , with his wife ,put up an ex army friend who’d fallen on hard times , after a night on the booze his wife went to bed and the two friends drank into the early hours where the host crashed out on the couch. An unbeknown time later he wakes up to the sensation of his cock being sucked , in his slumber he imagines its his wife , on putting his hand down he felt short haired head at his groin, , seeing it’s his pal he screamed in anger ...........

“ see the second I cum,your getting your cunt kicked in “

Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not ,makes you smile

Anyone got a better one

So did you kick his cnut in then?