FabSwingers.com forum: Toothbrush and Toothpaste In The Car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone else have these in the car, (and a bottle of mouthwash) or is it just me.. What wierd and wonderful things do you have in the car.. Just in case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The magic mike soundtrack is the strangest thing I have in my car

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've got a knife, fork, spoon, brown sauce and sweet chilli sauce if that counts?

John

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nothing weird at the moment but for 3 days i had a bag with super high heels, stockings, basque, butt plug, lube and vibrator

Kept forgetting to bring it in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing weird at the moment but for 3 days i had a bag with super high heels, stockings, basque, butt plug, lube and vibrator

Kept forgetting to bring it in the house

What about the chloroform and duct tape?

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nothing weird at the moment but for 3 days i had a bag with super high heels, stockings, basque, butt plug, lube and vibrator

Kept forgetting to bring it in the house

What about the chloroform and duct tape?

I used it all

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nothing weird at the moment but for 3 days i had a bag with super high heels, stockings, basque, butt plug, lube and vibrator

Kept forgetting to bring it in the house

What about the chloroform and duct tape?

I used it all

Oh and the cable ties damn need to re-stock

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

lot of clutter, a bottle opener - souvenir of Morocco - chewing gum wrapper. Any of that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else have these in the car, (and a bottle of mouthwash) or is it just me.. What wierd and wonderful things do you have in the car.. Just in case?"

I wouldn't say that's overly weird. I have a full bag of toiletries. But then I spend a lot of time in hotels.

I do have ten grands worth of microwave generator for treating cancer in the boot mind you. That's probably quite weird.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Toothpaste and toothbrush in my handbag, mouthwash in the driver side door.

Toybag and condoms in the boot. Swimming stuff as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothpaste and toothbrush in my handbag, mouthwash in the driver side door.

Toybag and condoms in the boot. Swimming stuff as well. "

I couldn't blag a lift on Monday could I?

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I seem to keep building up a collection of single socks from my kids.

I dont know if there being smart and throwing one each out the window or taking one off and putting their shoes back on.

There cleaning the car out tomorrow so going to dig them up about it then.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Grab some toothytabs from Lush, basically toothpaste and mouthwash in one. I keep a comprehensive range of things in the car, from gloves, condoms, manicure implements to a pen knife. you never know when these things come in handy.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Two camping chairs and a picnic blanket. Not particularly seasonally appropriate.

All the odd things stay in my bag

V x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A fake gun

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A fake gun "

Hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The magic mike soundtrack is the strangest thing I have in my car "

Why on earth do you have that Rasta?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fake gun "

I read that as come as you are was on the radio.. Kurt is insistant that he doesn't have a gun.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A fake gun

Hahaha x"

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A fake gun

Hahaha x

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

Lol its almost as random as some of the stuff i have in my car x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The magic mike soundtrack is the strangest thing I have in my car

Why on earth do you have that Rasta?

"
well long story short once upon a time ago I thought it would make a pretty young lady laugh but I was wrong

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A fake gun

Hahaha x

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

Lol its almost as random as some of the stuff i have in my car x"

Why? What have you got? You know it’s that one I found on Halloween!!!x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

At one point I had fake boobs , several lingerie sets , corset , two wigs , wedding dress , maids dress , lots of stockings and masses of makeup .

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A fake gun

Hahaha x

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

Lol its almost as random as some of the stuff i have in my car x

Why? What have you got? You know it’s that one I found on Halloween!!!x"

Ye i know! I have a bucket full of rocks, sand castle buimding equipmemt, pair of heels, pair of trainers. Cushions, couple of kids books, razor, toothbrush and toothpaste and a clean pair of pants lol they all have a purpose at some point in the year lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga wipes

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Toothbrush toothpaste and deodorant.

All a must if your driving for hours then giving it your spiel.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"Yoga wipes"

Do they help with flexibility as well as freshness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoga wipes

Do they help with flexibility as well as freshness?"

No, they keep my yoga mat clean!!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"Yoga wipes

Do they help with flexibility as well as freshness?

No, they keep my yoga mat clean!!"

I'd never heard of them. Are they blessed by monks or something

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

2 big fleece blankets and a supply of water, working up north just now so expecting to be snowed in anytime.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

My car boot is like an extension of the utility room. There’s a load of shite that doesn’t have a place anywhere else, plus assorted stuff that I keep forgetting to take into the house. None of it useful either

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"At one point I had fake boobs , several lingerie sets , corset , two wigs , wedding dress , maids dress , lots of stockings and masses of makeup .

Bar the wedding / maids dress, same here!

Add in a few toys, a few essentials, and an umbrella.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A fake gun

Hahaha x

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

Lol its almost as random as some of the stuff i have in my car x

Why? What have you got? You know it’s that one I found on Halloween!!!x

What purpose has the rocks?

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A fake gun

Hahaha x

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

Lol its almost as random as some of the stuff i have in my car x

Why? What have you got? You know it’s that one I found on Halloween!!!x

What purpose has the rocks?

Au ok the prob dont have ibe theyve been in there since our holidays as some 4 year old insisted they were gold lol x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A fake gun

Hahaha x

I forgot it was in the door. Someone commented on it last week...wondered if I was a gangster!

Lol its almost as random as some of the stuff i have in my car x

Why? What have you got? You know it’s that one I found on Halloween!!!x

What purpose has the rocks?

Au ok the prob dont have ibe theyve been in there since our holidays as some 4 year old insisted they were gold lol x"

He would be right. Treasure that gold xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas pressies,fur coat and heels ( Xmas night oot tonight!)

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By *dmirationMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

Soft Latex Nun Mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste and brush

Dental floss harps

Hand gel

Lip gloss

Blisteze

Chewing gum

Hairbrush

Bobbles

First aid kit

Pens

Gloves

Ice scraper

Various cables and chargers

Bingo dabbers

Poo bags

Inflatable mattress and air pump

Socks

Helmet, bike jacket, bike boots

Blanket

Camping chair

Travel plug

When I was single there would also be a few pairs of knickers and several condoms and a bullet vibrator

And when I haven’t just cleaned the car you can often find jackets trainers heels costa cups empty juice bottles McDonald’s fries banana skins grapes sweet wrappers school bags letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 big fleece blankets and a supply of water, working up north just now so expecting to be snowed in anytime.

You ought to get yourself a shovel as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothpaste and brush

Dental floss harps

Hand gel

Lip gloss

Blisteze

Chewing gum

Hairbrush

Bobbles

First aid kit

Pens

Gloves

Ice scraper

Various cables and chargers

Bingo dabbers

Poo bags

Inflatable mattress and air pump

Socks

Helmet, bike jacket, bike boots

Blanket

Camping chair

Travel plug

When I was single there would also be a few pairs of knickers and several condoms and a bullet vibrator

And when I haven’t just cleaned the car you can often find jackets trainers heels costa cups empty juice bottles McDonald’s fries banana skins grapes sweet wrappers school bags letters

Ffs. Your car is like a branch of wilkos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothpaste and brush

Dental floss harps

Hand gel

Lip gloss

Blisteze

Chewing gum

Hairbrush

Bobbles

First aid kit

Pens

Gloves

Ice scraper

Various cables and chargers

Bingo dabbers

Poo bags

Inflatable mattress and air pump

Socks

Helmet, bike jacket, bike boots

Blanket

Camping chair

Travel plug

When I was single there would also be a few pairs of knickers and several condoms and a bullet vibrator

And when I haven’t just cleaned the car you can often find jackets trainers heels costa cups empty juice bottles McDonald’s fries banana skins grapes sweet wrappers school bags letters

Ffs. Your car is like a branch of wilkos.

Hahahah it’s been worse toolbox, ropes, fishing tackle, camping gear all sorts ot depends what I’m doing lately I’ve not been doing any diy for anyone so the cars been fairly empty compared to normal lol ??

I’m also forgetting I’ve always got painkillers, inhalers and baby wipes

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothpaste and brush

Dental floss harps

Hand gel

Lip gloss

Blisteze

Chewing gum

Hairbrush

Bobbles

First aid kit

Pens

Gloves

Ice scraper

Various cables and chargers

Bingo dabbers

Poo bags

Inflatable mattress and air pump

Socks

Helmet, bike jacket, bike boots

Blanket

Camping chair

Travel plug

When I was single there would also be a few pairs of knickers and several condoms and a bullet vibrator

And when I haven’t just cleaned the car you can often find jackets trainers heels costa cups empty juice bottles McDonald’s fries banana skins grapes sweet wrappers school bags letters

Ffs. Your car is like a branch of wilkos.

I’m also forgetting I’ve always got painkillers, inhalers and baby wipes "

I'm gonna Google "what can you do with bingo dabbers, charging cables and an ice scraper for sexual pleasure?".

or maybe you could just tell me.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Toothpaste and brush

Dental floss harps

Hand gel

Lip gloss

Blisteze

Chewing gum

Hairbrush

Bobbles

First aid kit

Pens

Gloves

Ice scraper

Various cables and chargers

Bingo dabbers

Poo bags

Inflatable mattress and air pump

Socks

Helmet, bike jacket, bike boots

Blanket

Camping chair

Travel plug

When I was single there would also be a few pairs of knickers and several condoms and a bullet vibrator

And when I haven’t just cleaned the car you can often find jackets trainers heels costa cups empty juice bottles McDonald’s fries banana skins grapes sweet wrappers school bags letters

Ffs. Your car is like a branch of wilkos.

I’m also forgetting I’ve always got painkillers, inhalers and baby wipes "

Are you living in your car? Can we help?

V x

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"2 big fleece blankets and a supply of water, working up north just now so expecting to be snowed in anytime.

You ought to get yourself a shovel as well "

Next thing on my to do list x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dashcam that weirdly captures nothing bad driving wise when fired up, yet the biggest clump of pish drivers nearly kill me and themselves when its disconnected, its as if they know when its off !!

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