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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you do say you're in.. Then sit back and watch the offers flooding in. I'm sure we will all get lucky tomorrow through this.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This threads a bit of a FAFF.

See what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This threads a bit of a FAFF.

See what I did there?"

Sometimes "you swing and miss". See what I did there.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

I'll throw my hat in the ring, but not really bothered if it's Friday. Any day would be fine.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Best of luck there, Santa

Would love to say I'm in but it's not going to happen this weekend

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best of luck there, Santa

Would love to say I'm in but it's not going to happen this weekend

V x"

Aww. Well.. I'll take a "raincheck" then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say I’m in.. but I’ll be at the Christmas markets all day! which to be fair may be more fun than some of the offers I receive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d say I’m in.. but I’ll be at the Christmas markets all day! which to be fair may be more fun than some of the offers I receive "

Well you do tend to attract arseholes don't you?.. hope enjoy the markets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit "

You getting the ten o'clock train?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

You getting the ten o'clock train? "

Well I am on holiday.. so 10am I’d say is an acceptable time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

You getting the ten o'clock train?

Well I am on holiday.. so 10am I’d say is an acceptable time "

True. And so nice of you to rub it in that you are on holiday and so many of us still have to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

You getting the ten o'clock train?

Well I am on holiday.. so 10am I’d say is an acceptable time

True. And so nice of you to rub it in that you are on holiday and so many of us still have to work. "

Well I need adequate time to come to terms with being another year older and it involves a lot of baileys, and a lot of shopping, can’t do that while working nightshift

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

You getting the ten o'clock train?

Well I am on holiday.. so 10am I’d say is an acceptable time

True. And so nice of you to rub it in that you are on holiday and so many of us still have to work.

Well I need adequate time to come to terms with being another year older and it involves a lot of baileys, and a lot of shopping, can’t do that while working nightshift "

You're too logical for me.. I'm away to the corner with my cup of tea, maybe I'll play with my jingle bells while I'm there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

You getting the ten o'clock train?

Well I am on holiday.. so 10am I’d say is an acceptable time

True. And so nice of you to rub it in that you are on holiday and so many of us still have to work.

Well I need adequate time to come to terms with being another year older and it involves a lot of baileys, and a lot of shopping, can’t do that while working nightshift

You're too logical for me.. I'm away to the corner with my cup of tea, maybe I'll play with my jingle bells while I'm there. "

It’s just a good excuse to be off work for 2 weeks! Lol and drink

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

After work yea.

No reason why not.(expecting an invitation from nekked Santa now)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After work yea.

No reason why not.(expecting an invitation from nekked Santa now)"

You have reached the answer machine of Nekked Santa. He is not available right now bit would like to inform all callers that he isn't "fab straight". Please don't leave a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in but you must supply refreshments good music and be fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I have been known to attract a few arseholes.. and I’m sure I will, I’ll have a couple of baileys before hand, get me in the spirit

You getting the ten o'clock train?

Well I am on holiday.. so 10am I’d say is an acceptable time

True. And so nice of you to rub it in that you are on holiday and so many of us still have to work.

Well I need adequate time to come to terms with being another year older and it involves a lot of baileys, and a lot of shopping, can’t do that while working nightshift

You're too logical for me.. I'm away to the corner with my cup of tea, maybe I'll play with my jingle bells while I'm there.

It’s just a good excuse to be off work for 2 weeks! Lol and drink "

Sorry.. I didn't hear you all the way in the corner.

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Flings his hat in the ring

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By *lanMDMan
over a year ago

Ellon

I would be in if I wasn’t offshore

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I can see the women have flooded this thread so spoilt for choice!

Nice idea though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I'm in cause I just seen the queue and thought you wur selling something that we all want.

Thank feck it's Friday, fuck or no fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game if I can get an hour away later!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I said I'm in cause I just seen the queue and thought you wur selling something that we all want.

Thank feck it's Friday, fuck or no fuck "

I am selling snake oil... And the suckers are buying.

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I’d say I’m in.. but I’ll be at the Christmas markets all day! which to be fair may be more fun than some of the offers I receive "

Hah fellow market-worker here. Well, I’m doing a few shifts now and then to help out a mate in the Glasgow one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely, but the weather is pretty terrible...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely, but the weather is pretty terrible...

"

It is but perfect for the song by blue pearl.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Definitely, but the weather is pretty terrible...

It is but perfect for the song by blue pearl. "

So did you score Santa? I might try this if it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely, but the weather is pretty terrible...

It is but perfect for the song by blue pearl.

So did you score Santa? I might try this if it works "

Are you kidding.. It was a beta test.. Maybe you would have more luck.. I'm a bore at socials, not blessed in the trouser department and didn't just hit the ugly stick but two ugly sticks fucked and I'm the product.. So it was always a long shot.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Definitely, but the weather is pretty terrible...

It is but perfect for the song by blue pearl.

So did you score Santa? I might try this if it works

Are you kidding.. It was a beta test.. Maybe you would have more luck.. I'm a bore at socials, not blessed in the trouser department and didn't just hit the ugly stick but two ugly sticks fucked and I'm the product.. So it was always a long shot. "

Well they say Santa does only cum on Xmas eve night, maybe you were too early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely, but the weather is pretty terrible...

It is but perfect for the song by blue pearl.

So did you score Santa? I might try this if it works

Are you kidding.. It was a beta test.. Maybe you would have more luck.. I'm a bore at socials, not blessed in the trouser department and didn't just hit the ugly stick but two ugly sticks fucked and I'm the product.. So it was always a long shot.

Well they say Santa does only cum on Xmas eve night, maybe you were too early "

Aye but if you look at a different thread he can fuck longer than that guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d say I’m in.. but I’ll be at the Christmas markets all day! which to be fair may be more fun than some of the offers I receive

Hah fellow market-worker here. Well, I’m doing a few shifts now and then to help out a mate in the Glasgow one..."

Happy to come and say hello on my xmas shopping!

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