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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time to have a good old rant.. It's cathartic for you and amusing for others.. I was waiting for a delivery. The time slot was between 11:55 and 12:55 I arrived home at 11:51 and the bastard had been, left a message and gone... AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH.

Rant away folks.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Time to have a good old rant.. It's cathartic for you and amusing for others.. I was waiting for a delivery. The time slot was between 11:55 and 12:55 I arrived home at 11:51 and the bastard had been, left a message and gone... AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH.

Rant away folks. "

He's prob pumping a fabber in the next street right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came up to Dundee to tile a house and there's no even a bath fitted yet. Need to go back home now ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arseholes on the school run who would rather block roads than park their cars, get out and walk their kids into school.

Move you lazy fucks!

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Arseholes on the school run who would rather block roads than park their cars, get out and walk their kids into school.

Move you lazy fucks!"

Drives me crazy as well. Wish I had some kinda monster truck with a cow catcher at points, then you remember society and shit.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Arseholes on the school run who would rather block roads than park their cars, get out and walk their kids into school.

Move you lazy fucks!"

Drives me crazy as well. Wish I had some kinda monster truck with a cow catcher at points, then you remember society and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please "

Absolute radio 90s hasn't played any yet that I have heard.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please "

Nope even kerrang has Christmas rock tunes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please

Absolute radio 90s hasn't played any yet that I have heard. "

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please "

Itunes

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

I think we could write a blues song out of this thread..

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't have a specific rant but today, people are rippin' ma knittin' home time can't come soon enough.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. "

And breathe.... Don't you feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. "

Amazing!!! thought I was the only one did this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. "

Still not as bad as standing barefoot on a plastic stegofuckingsaurus!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please

Absolute radio 90s hasn't played any yet that I have heard. "

Absolute has the best stations by far. Songs keep coming with very little inane chatter from the dj's.

Clyde's got to be the worst.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please "

Not heard any on union Jack radio so far ..if I do I'll retract lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please

Not heard any on union Jack radio so far ..if I do I'll retract lol "

Scrub union Jack radio ffs...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over "

Sorry I thought you were chasing me

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over

Sorry I thought you were chasing me "

Haha! Stay put next time

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over "

Is that not what your doing too max , accelerating

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Came up to Dundee to tile a house and there's no even a bath fitted yet. Need to go back home now ffs "

2 options .

1 Tile it to below bath level then they can silicone bath in once fitted.

2 Charge them for your time as its their fuck up but also refer them back to option # 1

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you.

Still not as bad as standing barefoot on a plastic stegofuckingsaurus! "

I will grant you that stegofuckingsauruses are worse than Lego, in the Not painful but bad side are sophie the fucking giraffes, especially when you stand on them in the pitch dark at 3 in the morning while trying to quietly get to the loo without waking the house.

Quietly.....quietly...

*SQUEEHOOOOO* “

“Jesusfckingchrist”

*narrowly avoid falling down stairs*

I’m stil to find out exactly HOW Sophie got to the top of the stairs in the middle of the night, but in the meantime fuck squeaky fucking toys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you.

Still not as bad as standing barefoot on a plastic stegofuckingsaurus!

I will grant you that stegofuckingsauruses are worse than Lego, in the Not painful but bad side are sophie the fucking giraffes, especially when you stand on them in the pitch dark at 3 in the morning while trying to quietly get to the loo without waking the house.

Quietly.....quietly...

*SQUEEHOOOOO* “

“Jesusfckingchrist”

*narrowly avoid falling down stairs*

I’m stil to find out exactly HOW Sophie got to the top of the stairs in the middle of the night, but in the meantime fuck squeaky fucking toys!

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rush hour traffic when you have forgotten an appointment... Bastards why can't why just let me through.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*why can't they* ffs.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over

Sorry I thought you were chasing me

Haha! Stay put next time "

I was playing hard to get

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over

Is that not what your doing too max , accelerating "

Haha! Yes but before that I was cruising

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over

Sorry I thought you were chasing me

Haha! Stay put next time

I was playing hard to get "

Hehe

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Ranting entirely at my own stupidity as today I've broken my car key (thank jeebus for spare keys and superglue) and broken the washing machine because I overloaded the fecker trying to catch up with the overflowing wash basket and now it won't spin.

Any one free to fix a washing machine tomorrow? Preferably for free because it's this sodding time of year and the little despots who create all the washing have also seen to the end of all the cash?

V x

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona


"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them

Seems to be a fashion these days

Rant over

Is that not what your doing too max , accelerating

Haha! Yes but before that I was cruising "

Didn't know 2CVs could overtake

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