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"Just saw a wee wifey in Morrisons car park slip and almost impale herself on a bollard She bounced back up and carried on quite nonchalantly. Pissing myself but also shiteing it to get out the car and try and walk myself now " Aww I watched my 25 stone neighbour glide down his drive this morning. How he never went on his arse is a mystery. I had 2nd thoughts about the bowl of boiling water to de ice the windscreen lol x | |||
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"Just saw a mum take her wean out to the taxi in her bare feet What's the most (non sexual) hard core thing you've seen Mines is a guy getting his shoulder popped back in by a bouncer in a night club x" Was I that bouncer??? Have done this and much more whilst working in that line One that still gives me shivers is a riot in the pub I was working. Old Firm approx 2006/07 around 18 thugs throwing tumblers, bottles and chairs at each other. Only 2 stewards working that night who had to break it up. Trying to tell my colleague that I wasn’t pulling the bottle out from between his shoulder blades and that he was waiting for the paramedics was mental. Also having to give CPR to one of the thugs who had his face ripped open with a glass, he had a heart attack and stopped breathing during the battle Have had two or three similar incidents but this one wast the worst | |||
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"Just saw a mum take her wean out to the taxi in her bare feet What's the most (non sexual) hard core thing you've seen Mines is a guy getting his shoulder popped back in by a bouncer in a night club x Was I that bouncer??? Have done this and much more whilst working in that line One that still gives me shivers is a riot in the pub I was working. Old Firm approx 2006/07 around 18 thugs throwing tumblers, bottles and chairs at each other. Only 2 stewards working that night who had to break it up. Trying to tell my colleague that I wasn’t pulling the bottle out from between his shoulder blades and that he was waiting for the paramedics was mental. Also having to give CPR to one of the thugs who had his face ripped open with a glass, he had a heart attack and stopped breathing during the battle Have had two or three similar incidents but this one wast the worst " Wow I thought I'd seen shit happen in my unit but that's pretty hardcore | |||
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"The most hardcore thing I've ever saw was when I worked in the city centre a woman standing at a crossing decided to try and beat a taxi the shear noise of her hitting the car and screaming after it will stay with me forever??????" Was she ok x | |||
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"Lived in New York for a bit! D*unk driver comes flying down Main Street outside my college goes to take a left at the intersection....obviously going faaaar too fast smashed in to a pylon! I run down to get the guy out and as I take the handle he opens the door steps out like nothing has happened! Hands me his wallet goes for a piss in Taco Bell comes back gets arrested honestly the most hardcore thing I’ve ever seen" I thought you were going to say he came out with a taco lol x | |||
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"Just saw a mum take her wean out to the taxi in her bare feet What's the most (non sexual) hard core thing you've seen Mines is a guy getting his shoulder popped back in by a bouncer in a night club x Was I that bouncer??? Have done this and much more whilst working in that line One that still gives me shivers is a riot in the pub I was working. Old Firm approx 2006/07 around 18 thugs throwing tumblers, bottles and chairs at each other. Only 2 stewards working that night who had to break it up. Trying to tell my colleague that I wasn’t pulling the bottle out from between his shoulder blades and that he was waiting for the paramedics was mental. Also having to give CPR to one of the thugs who had his face ripped open with a glass, he had a heart attack and stopped breathing during the battle Have had two or three similar incidents but this one wast the worst " It was the plaza ballroom bout 91/92 and oooft to your story x | |||
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"The most hardcore thing I've ever saw was when I worked in the city centre a woman standing at a crossing decided to try and beat a taxi the shear noise of her hitting the car and screaming after it will stay with me forever?????? Was she ok x" She was conscious and had a few broken bones the taxi was pretty smashed up as well so I'm guessing it hit her with quite a smack. Poor taxi driver was gutted. | |||
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"Seen a guy skip a red light once. On a bike. Was brutal. Absolute maniac." Naw ye didny | |||
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"Seen a guy skip a red light once. On a bike. Was brutal. Absolute maniac. Naw ye didny " A did. Still get flashbacks | |||
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"Seen a guy skip a red light once. On a bike. Was brutal. Absolute maniac. Naw ye didny A did. Still get flashbacks " Aye! Definitely tripping | |||
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"A mans head smashing of of a steal rail fence. To be fair he was picking on a guy half his size so it was pretty good when the wee lad landed a punch on him. But it’s a sound that I will never forget " Same idea,, big guys head crack off the ground when banged by the wee MMA fighter he was trying to bully Sickening sound | |||
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"I had my knee popped back in when it dislocated playing football almost passed out " I tore my ACL playing football in the 80’s and knee regularly pops in and out | |||
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"Some impressive stories and tales here but non more than me smashing a shark right in the puss. " 2006-09 I was the Area Co-ordinatior for a shark conservation charity here in Scotland, also used to get called out to stranded whales, dolphins and seals etc Got a call to what was described as a dolphin thrashing about just off Prestwick beach. Waded our to find a shark tangled up in discarded fishing line I held the shark as my colleague cut the fishing line before it cut its own tale off | |||
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