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By *earded blossom OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Real or fake?

About to buy a new one the now and can't decide

Real tree is less storage issues but what a mess (saying that we've got a cleaner so not a great issue but still)

Fake tree more expensive and means you e got the same tree for the next few years plus it's that hassle of in n out the loft

Or do I just wait for the January sales and buy one for next year

Bah humbug!

John

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Cant beat a real one.

Unfortunately my dog pisses against the real ones so it's.fake this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a fake one and really considering wrapping the fucker in cling film...tinsle, baubles and all, when it's time to put it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant beat a real one.

Unfortunately my dog pisses against the real ones so it's.fake this year!"

I find that strangely cute

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian


"Cant beat a real one.

Unfortunately my dog pisses against the real ones so it's.fake this year!

I find that strangely cute "

Do you guys piss on yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant beat a real one.

Unfortunately my dog pisses against the real ones so it's.fake this year!

I find that strangely cute

Do you guys piss on yours? "

It's a family tradition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant beat a real one.

Unfortunately my dog pisses against the real ones so it's.fake this year!

I find that strangely cute

Do you guys piss on yours?

It's a family tradition."

So from an earlier post. You want to put clingfilm on your toilet. Is that not a bit childish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a fake one and really considering wrapping the fucker in cling film...tinsle, baubles and all, when it's time to put it away."

That's what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a trendy looking fake one, which I'm sure I'll be bored of by next year

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Can't beat the smell of a real tree (before it gets pissed on anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tree has been up for 3 years, cant be arsed taking the big thing down !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tree has been up for 3 years, cant be arsed taking the big thing down !!!"

Maybe I could just shift mine into a corner?!!

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I keep sayingim going to get a real one but the fake one is already up and decorated so maybe next year x

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Real as it smells great and can just chip it after.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I've got a fake one and really considering wrapping the fucker in cling film...tinsle, baubles and all, when it's time to put it away."

Do it! doitdoitdoit! sounds like so much fun :D

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Plastic one in a basket inside, real one outside. Don't forget to add your spider folks!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I’ve never had a fake tree, I always get a real one! Love the smell of a real tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never had a fake tree, I always get a real one! Love the smell of a real tree "

I don't think I've ever had a fake tree... Of course it may just have been very good at acting.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Dont like the mess so its fake for us. Not to much hassle bringing from loft, just 1 more thing among the other hundreds of decorations that come down every year. 3 sprogs and 3 grandsprogs we go ott on christmas and halloween house decor.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

IKEA has locally sourced real trees for £25 and getting a £20 IKEA voucher for January.

If we didn't have a very small child who would pick any stray bits of tree off the floor and try to eat it then I'd go real

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IKEA has locally sourced real trees for £25 and getting a £20 IKEA voucher for January.

If we didn't have a very small child who would pick any stray bits of tree off the floor and try to eat it then I'd go real

V x"

I'm sure pine needles are technically a vegetable

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By *auradCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Definitely real. We’ve gone real for the past few years and, so long as you keep the water topped up, they don’t really lose many needles any more.

Christmas trees are a bit like boobs - real is best!!

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"My tree has been up for 3 years, cant be arsed taking the big thing down !!!"
ol lol liked this

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Keep the leaves for composting, or making a veg sandwich .....

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Keep the wood for staying warm in the January winter...

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can't beat the smell of a real tree (before it gets pissed on anyway) "

This! Plus the extra fun of choosing the perfect one. We've been to Buchlyvie the last few years where they have you cut whichever one you want down yourself (see previous years Facebook photos).

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Thinly vieled "we have a cleaner post"

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By *earded blossom OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Thinly vieled "we have a cleaner post" "

That’s cause he’s a lazy fucker with the housework n I got sick of doing it myself

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake so that there's no needles to hoover up. Some of the fake trees are just as nice as the real ones. In saying that I don't have a tree. I don't see the point when I live by myself x

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By *earded blossom OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We went with fake with snow lol

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went with fake with snow lol

K x"

My mum has a tree like that. I find it hypnotising especially with the lights on it. You're making me think I should buy one now x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"We went with fake with snow lol

K x"

And the cleaner says thank feck for that

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By *lasgowSocialButterfliesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *earded blossom OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"We went with fake with snow lol

K x

And the cleaner says thank feck for that "

Hahahaha yep

K x

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

i wont let a tree in my house unless its verified

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

My brother put his up on Sunday.

Got stung by a wasp hiding inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wont let a tree in my house unless its verified "

Meet or cam?

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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago

Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow

We’re getting a real one at the weekend but we just nip into the woods and take one. It’s a bit of a laugh with our mates and mulled wine.

Little x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I get a small real one! Love the smell

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I would have a real 1 every year ..but the wee boss (temptress) won't let me lol so artificial tree it is for us

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By *reehugger16Man
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Can't beat a real one!! Better for the environment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just went and got ours earlier.

It's sitting in a basin of water until I go up into the loft to get the stand etc down tomorrow.

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a real tree. There’s just something about having a real tree

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