FabSwingers.com forum: ego boost

By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

Just an ego boost for me as I really need it post has zero reason other than to inform you ........#eatingarollandsausage

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just an ego boost for me as I really need it post has zero reason other than to inform you ........#eatingarollandsausage

Put a pic on your profile to prove it

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

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cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Just an ego boost for me as I really need it post has zero reason other than to inform you ........#eatingarollandsausage

Put a pic on your profile to prove it

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sorry couldnt possibly I steal my pics from catalogues and theres none of a buff blonde god munching a roll and steak slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Couldn't possibly share what I've just made my way through

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

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makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Couldn't possibly share what I've just made my way through

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go on ya know ya wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

I'm breathing now! All on my own.

#lookatmeeveryone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

Makes you just normal like everyone else.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"

But I am big boned

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

I'm breathing now! All on my own.

#lookatmeeveryone!"

That's some "jobbie" face you've got btw.

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

I'm breathing now! All on my own.

#lookatmeeveryone!"
super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? ....."
#sherlocksaysyes

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I am on a bus

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congrats on a super achievement

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"

But I am big boned

John

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thats the spirit #triplechoclateetonmessparfeitmousserumbabanight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't possibly share what I've just made my way through

That's just down right greedy of you...

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"

But I am big boned

John

thats the spirit #triplechoclateetonmessparfeitmousserumbabanight

I've also got a Terry's chocolate orange so I'm really going for it

might burn some of it off with my cardo of playing the Xbox

John

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"

But I am big boned

John

thats the spirit #triplechoclateetonmessparfeitmousserumbabanight

I've also got a Terry's chocolate orange so I'm really going for it

might burn some of it off with my cardo of playing the Xbox

John

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#runningarounderangalmapwhosaysmycardioslackingitsa10ksandbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

I'm breathing now! All on my own.

#lookatmeeveryone!super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement

Sometimes I worry what will happen if I forget though, would anyone notice I wasn't on the forum?

#maybeishouldstartathreadaboutforgettingtobreath!

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

I'm breathing now! All on my own.

#lookatmeeveryone!super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement

Sometimes I worry what will happen if I forget though, would anyone notice I wasn't on the forum?

#maybeishouldstartathreadaboutforgettingtobreath!

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of course folk would notice #youarethecentreofeveryonesexistance

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Im lying in bed bored.

Problem is , i wasnt bored till i read this thread .

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Im lying in bed bored.

Problem is , i wasnt bored till i read this thread .

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#thisthreadwillbehelpingyoumovetoahappierplacebyavoidingitthen your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to walk and talk at the a same time... I'm fully qualified to be a supermodel now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a dump!

#thoughteveryoneshouldknow

makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it

I'm breathing now! All on my own.

#lookatmeeveryone!super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement

Sometimes I worry what will happen if I forget though, would anyone notice I wasn't on the forum?

#maybeishouldstartathreadaboutforgettingtobreath!

of course folk would notice #youarethecentreofeveryonesexistance

Thanks, that's what I needed to hear!

#mustnotforgettobreathimattertopeople

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im lying in bed bored.

Problem is , i wasnt bored till i read this thread .

#thisthreadwillbehelpingyoumovetoahappierplacebyavoidingitthen your welcome"

He's right, this thread will heal you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads to do but lying on the sofa flicking between here and porn whilst eating twiglets.

Lovinlife.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Living the high life......,,,,

Picking up dog poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? ....."

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nothing to add to this thread but just want to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors

John

I read that as "I've had 2 nipples" ffs I need my eyes tested.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

All kinds of #livingmybestlife in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? .....

Did you?

I had 2....digging out the Bridget Jones knacks for the Xmas do on Friday now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? .....

Did you?

I had 2....digging out the Bridget Jones knacks for the Xmas do on Friday now

Pair them. Up with the "Nora Batty". Stockings and you will pull for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? .....

Did you?

I had 2....digging out the Bridget Jones knacks for the Xmas do on Friday now

Go knickerless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sorted my wedgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

See above post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

See above post

You will end up with double boob with those Bridget Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I'm ambidextrous... I can walk with both feet.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"I'm ambidextrous... I can walk with both feet."

Bipedal, you mean?

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By *ola cubes OP Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

"I'm ambidextrous... I can walk with both feet."
congrats.......#bringthearmsinconjuctionthenyourtwiceasgood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wants to buy my knacks.

#fuckingyaaaasthatsxmassortedthen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wants to buy my knacks.

#fuckingyaaaasthatsxmassortedthen."

Tell them it's two for the price of three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

Your not selling yourself here Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

Your not selling yourself here Jack

Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

Your not selling yourself here Jack

Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...

Don't sell yourself short tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

Your not selling yourself here Jack

Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...

Don't sell yourself short tho

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

Your not selling yourself here Jack

Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...

Don't sell yourself short tho

He’s trying to give himself away .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sorted my wedgie

And you never asked for help...

A quick flick and it was sorted

If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..

Your not selling yourself here Jack

Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...

Don't sell yourself short tho

He’s trying to give himself away .

BOGOFF is the usual deal..

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

You all smell nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence

It wasnt me !!

Is that innocent enough ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence

Read that as incontinence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence

Read that as incontinence

That wouldn't be me then.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence

Read that as incontinence

That wouldn't be me then.

An I thought you always took the piss ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all smell nice.

Is that the smell of fear you like.

Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence

Read that as incontinence

That wouldn't be me then.

An I thought you always took the piss ?

I think that topic is being discussed on a different thread.

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