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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after. "I'm sure there will be plenty other suitors along to fill the void. And your arse!  | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it." We all know that was Nekked Jack! | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it. We all know that was Nekked Jack!" He's slave no2....coming round to cook dinner soon. | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
I'm sure there will be plenty other suitors along to fill the void.
And your arse! "Twas his arse he wanted filled dear... | |||
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"If I had the house to myself it would be spotless with the offers from sissy maids. Instead I have my kids. Can I swap them?
The art of conversation seems to have died! "You can only communicate with kids via snapchat, instagram or whatsapp. You need to get with the times! I think I'll launch Instagran. | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it. We all know that was Nekked Jack! He's slave no2....coming round to cook dinner soon." Chloroform is a condiment... Right?   | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it. We all know that was Nekked Jack! He's slave no2....coming round to cook dinner soon. Chloroform is a condiment... Right? "I takr it that's for the Doggy Family, apart from the matriarch? | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it. We all know that was Nekked Jack! He's slave no2....coming round to cook dinner soon. Chloroform is a condiment... Right? "Of course it is, lovely on chips! | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it. We all know that was Nekked Jack! He's slave no2....coming round to cook dinner soon. Chloroform is a condiment... Right?
Of course it is, lovely on chips!"Would that be a meal of duc(t tape) chips and chloroform. | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after. "Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking. Dunno hungry whores? | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?"Stewart!!! | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?"Pmsl
Did joke with Wade that I could have a man at the door faster than a pizza with a 'horny and alone' status but I suppose it doesn't work the other way around. Not without a decent cash transaction anyway...
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?
Pmsl
Did joke with Wade that I could have a man at the door faster than a pizza with a 'horny and alone' status but I suppose it doesn't work the other way around. Not without a decent cash transaction anyway...
V x"Lol can confirm it wouldn’t work with a guy. Dominos do have delivery instructions could add “fuck the homeowners” see what they do. | |||
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"I was offered a slave this morning. Not usually my cup of tea but can't be arsed ironing today so considering it. We all know that was Nekked Jack! He's slave no2....coming round to cook dinner soon. Chloroform is a condiment... Right? " | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?
Pmsl
Did joke with Wade that I could have a man at the door faster than a pizza with a 'horny and alone' status but I suppose it doesn't work the other way around. Not without a decent cash transaction anyway...
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Lol can confirm it wouldn’t work with a guy. Dominos do have delivery instructions could add “fuck the homeowners” see what they do."Hahahaha that would be priceless. | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?
Pmsl
Did joke with Wade that I could have a man at the door faster than a pizza with a 'horny and alone' status but I suppose it doesn't work the other way around. Not without a decent cash transaction anyway...
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Lol can confirm it wouldn’t work with a guy. Dominos do have delivery instructions could add “fuck the homeowners” see what they do.
Hahahaha that would be priceless. "Having been a delivery driver for dominoes, there would be fights over that one I'm sure
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?
Pmsl
Did joke with Wade that I could have a man at the door faster than a pizza with a 'horny and alone' status but I suppose it doesn't work the other way around. Not without a decent cash transaction anyway...
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Lol can confirm it wouldn’t work with a guy. Dominos do have delivery instructions could add “fuck the homeowners” see what they do.
Hahahaha that would be priceless.
Having been a delivery driver for dominoes, there would be fights over that one I'm sure
V x"But a lot of homeowners would still be disappointed.. Everyone knows guys don't read instructions. | |||
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after.
Really all they want is like a just eat, hungry house thing for fucking.
Dunno hungry whores?
Pmsl
Did joke with Wade that I could have a man at the door faster than a pizza with a 'horny and alone' status but I suppose it doesn't work the other way around. Not without a decent cash transaction anyway...
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Lol can confirm it wouldn’t work with a guy. Dominos do have delivery instructions could add “fuck the homeowners” see what they do.
Hahahaha that would be priceless.
Having been a delivery driver for dominoes, there would be fights over that one I'm sure
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But a lot of homeowners would still be disappointed.. Everyone knows guys don't read instructions. "
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"Got clumsy messages from a young chap. The culmination was not a polite request but an order to..."shag me in the arse" I responded with "that's really not going to help you get meets" And I was then delighted by the "f off timewaster" response. His charms are many. I'm not sure I can hold myself back such is the passion he aroused in me, luckily he blocked me soon after. "Definitely an #ssh#l#!! lol lol | |||
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