FabSwingers.com forum: Thread of the year

By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you? Like, with the accent Welsh or heritage is Welsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you? Like, with the accent Welsh or heritage is Welsh? "

Why are you try to confuse us old people with your new name?

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome."

Welsh but lived in Scotland mostly, no accent im afraid.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Would have to be whos going to cjs just because of the sheer volume of posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some strange reason all the best threads disappear

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

"For some strange reason all the best threads disappear

Ha ha good point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you? Like, with the accent Welsh or heritage is Welsh?

Why are you try to confuse us old people with your new name?

Going incognito

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome.

Welsh but lived in Scotland mostly, no accent im afraid.

Awwww I've got such a thing for the accent just now!

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome.

Welsh but lived in Scotland mostly, no accent im afraid.

Awwww I've got such a thing for the accent just now!"

Would showing my passport and keeping my gob shut suffice , im available for all offers. Could put some Alled Jones music on in the background too if that would tip the balance .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome.

Welsh but lived in Scotland mostly, no accent im afraid.

Awwww I've got such a thing for the accent just now!

Would showing my passport and keeping my gob shut suffice , im available for all offers. Could put some Alled Jones music on in the background too if that would tip the balance .

The Snowman gave me nightmares for years so Aled is the bogieman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome.

Welsh but lived in Scotland mostly, no accent im afraid.

Awwww I've got such a thing for the accent just now!

Would showing my passport and keeping my gob shut suffice , im available for all offers. Could put some Alled Jones music on in the background too if that would tip the balance .

The Snowman gave me nightmares for years so Aled is the bogieman

Think He Devil's baws have dropped so he won't sound like Aled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a look at the welsh forum since i am welsh and read about the "lost teeth" thread . Feckin hilarious.

Needless to say that thread will probably win the welsh thread of the year . Soooo

What do we in Scotland feel would deserve to be in the running for thread of the year. ???

All nominations welcome.

Welsh but lived in Scotland mostly, no accent im afraid.

Awwww I've got such a thing for the accent just now!

Would showing my passport and keeping my gob shut suffice , im available for all offers. Could put some Alled Jones music on in the background too if that would tip the balance .

The Snowman gave me nightmares for years so Aled is the bogieman

Think He Devil's baws have dropped so he won't sound like Aled

I need proof. That was a traumatic film for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the guy who wanted to be pegged for charity must be up there.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I think the guy who wanted to be pegged for charity must be up there.

Charity pegging event gets my vote!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snog,shag or lets debate brexit"?

Only jokin,how do you judge a thread as being a top thread though? Got the biggest n quickest reaction? Got the most varied opinions? Funnest/funniest?

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

""Snog,shag or lets debate brexit"?

Only jokin,how do you judge a thread as being a top thread though? Got the biggest n quickest reaction? Got the most varied opinions? Funnest/funniest?"

Oh its up to the voters, could be the funniest , saddest, biggest meltdown, quickest 175 , best debate its entirely up to you guys. Put some options forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be period gate

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Fanny batter

That guy went unlos I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has to be period gate

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I'm with this...

Period gate was 1 il never forget

For all the wrong reasons

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it I'm nominating my thread about my mate shiting in my house. It was that good I canny mind the name of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny batter

That guy went unlos I think. "

Seconded....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny batter

That guy went unlos I think.

Seconded....

I brought it back for all our amusement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny batter

That guy went unlos I think.

Seconded....

I brought it back for all our amusement.

You're no gettin' any of mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny batter

That guy went unlos I think.

Seconded....

I brought it back for all our amusement.

You're no gettin' any of mine!"

I was gonna offer to cook for your mob too... Ffs.. That's oot the windae then.

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

I think we have 2 contenders for thread of the year .

Fanny batter and Period gate

Unfortunately, only 1 thread is still with us Fanny batter !! If you wish to read the other then speak with Doc Brown and take a ride ( behave pervs )in his Delorean.

Without further nominations i think Fanny Batter would be a worthy winner of the

2018 Scottish thread

Of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was period gate again? I don't remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?."

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"What was period gate again? I don't remember it. "

Some poor chap lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was period gate again? I don't remember it.

Some poor chap lost it "

Who? I genuinely can't remember it. Wonder why it disappeared?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was period gate again? I don't remember it.

Some poor chap lost it

Who? I genuinely can't remember it. Wonder why it disappeared? "

It was pretty vile, misogynistic and juvenile really. Something about getting huffy with a woman and suggesting she drinks her own period blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was period gate again? I don't remember it.

Some poor chap lost it

Who? I genuinely can't remember it. Wonder why it disappeared?

It was pretty vile, misogynistic and juvenile really. Something about getting huffy with a woman and suggesting she drinks her own period blood "

Ah gotcha!!

"Green arrow is your friend" man. And yet most of the threads where he makes a twat of himself disappear conveniently!

I've never got to the bottom of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol"

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a good one on sexism too...certainly highlighted a few who are a bit stuck in past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a good one on sexism too...certainly highlighted a few who are a bit stuck in past

That was mine

.....though I didn't really contribute apart from the opening post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

Nothing better than a sausage dipped in batter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

Nothing better than a sausage dipped in batter.

Told you....I'm veggie

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

Fuck I didn’t realise you were flirting with me when you mentioned that

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

Nothing better than a sausage dipped in batter.

Told you....I'm veggie

Said ever woman I ever messaged on here.

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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

Nothing better than a sausage dipped in batter.

Told you....I'm veggie

Said ever woman I ever messaged on here.

Yeah but it was typos, they actually replied im Reggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it was the girl whose fuck buddy invited her round after getting rid of another Fab meet. Remember the one who could not get in as the door was broke and would not open?.

OMG yeah I remember that one! Very random lol

Is that the one where she was stuck out on the veranda ?

Haha yeah trapped inside the first floor flat with a balcony. Can't open the door and trying to kick it open from the inside

That was a good one also , are we thinking thats better than Fanny Batter ? If thats the case happy to make it thread of the year. Can anyone remember the name. Ressurrect it for all to enjoy haha.

I think fanny batter just has the edge....We've incorporated it into our every day language...it's my mating call now

Nothing better than a sausage dipped in batter.

Told you....I'm veggie

Said ever woman I ever messaged on here.

Yeah but it was typos, they actually replied im Reggie

So they messaged you too then.. Makes me feel slightly better then.

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