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"Naw I’m away to see the Xmas lights " Well be here when you get back. Grab me one of they burgers and some candyfloss while yer there.  | |||
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"I'm off it.  "Off what... Your rocker... The hook...  | |||
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"I'm off it.
Off what... Your rocker... The hook... "My trolley. | |||
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"I'm off it.
Off what... Your rocker... The hook...
My trolley."Looks like you and me are the only sad bastards tonight. Lol | |||
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"I was just gonna go in chat and talk nonsense as usual though with a wine since it's a Saturday. Rock n roll! " Aww.. Come and talk nonsense with me..  | |||
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"I'm off it.
Off what... Your rocker... The hook...
My trolley.
Looks like you and me are the only sad bastards tonight. Lol"There are plenty sad bastards around tonight, just a different kind of sad bastard. | |||
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"I'm off it.
Off what... Your rocker... The hook...
My trolley.
Looks like you and me are the only sad bastards tonight. Lol
There are plenty sad bastards around tonight, just a different kind of sad bastard."Same shit different day then.. | |||
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"I'm off it.
Off what... Your rocker... The hook...
My trolley.
Looks like you and me are the only sad bastards tonight. Lol"Fellow saddo here  | |||
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"I'm off it.
Off what... Your rocker... The hook...
My trolley.
Looks like you and me are the only sad bastards tonight. Lol
Fellow saddo here "Pull up a pew then... | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels "It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".  | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight  "All the mad shaggers are at the social. Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire "Aye it is.. Don't lie to us. | |||
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"I suppose I’ll join seen as I didn’t make it to the social but I’m sure you’ll keep me entertained "I'll do my best... But I'm a boring old fart... Was gonna old fucker... But I like to make sure the names I give myself are at least accurate. | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up". "Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire
Aye it is.. Don't lie to us. "...and you chugged to it | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".
Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found " . Come into my Web.. Said the spider to the fly.... | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire
Aye it is.. Don't lie to us.
...and you chugged to it "I'm a man... I'll chug to almost anything....  | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire "Mrs is away to a girls day out and I'm on the couch with a book and an irn bru...living the dream here
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".
Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found
. Come into my Web.. Said the spider to the fly.... "Mmmm whos the spider...and whos the fly?? | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".
Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found
. Come into my Web.. Said the spider to the fly....
Mmmm whos the spider...and whos the fly?? "I guess by the end of the night we will have found out.  | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".
Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found
. Come into my Web.. Said the spider to the fly....
Mmmm whos the spider...and whos the fly??
I guess by the end of the night we will have found out. "Last one standing | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire
Mrs is away to a girls day out and I'm on the couch with a book and an irn bru...living the dream here
Hope your wee yin is ok "What book? | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".
Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found
. Come into my Web.. Said the spider to the fly....
Mmmm whos the spider...and whos the fly??
I guess by the end of the night we will have found out.
Last one standing "Does kneeling count?  | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire
Mrs is away to a girls day out and I'm on the couch with a book and an irn bru...living the dream here
Hope your wee yin is ok "Manky wee bastard! Should see the fucking Xmas list too. Apparently Santa doesn't have a budget. Wee wideo | |||
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"Yup lonely here too, sipping on a jack daniels
It is quiet... I misread that as "sitting on Jack's Daniels". I thought, "I don't know what my Daniels are but heck... Don't get up".
Hee hee name the place if we cant find daniels im sure something else would be found
. Come into my Web.. Said the spider to the fly....
Mmmm whos the spider...and whos the fly??
I guess by the end of the night we will have found out.
Last one standing
Does kneeling count? "Aslong as u can get up and not have to crawl away.... | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away...." Fixed it for you. | |||
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"Awfy quiet in here tonight
All the mad shaggers are at the social.
Rock n Roll here...possible case of impetigo in a small person, so I'm kitted out with my infection control gear and a goldfish bowl on my napper. Not my usual Saturday evening attire
Mrs is away to a girls day out and I'm on the couch with a book and an irn bru...living the dream here
Hope your wee yin is ok
Manky wee bastard! Should see the fucking Xmas list too. Apparently Santa doesn't have a budget. Wee wideo "Haha.. I know.. Santa is a fucking millionaire that will make any toy.. So how could the bastard not make one of those things that none of the shops had left | |||
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"Peaceful. Yip... I have a nice cuppa tea.. Mmmm" I already have one. And a fresh home made scone. And some people think impetigo is the new rock n' roll. | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. " Takes alot to break me.... | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me...." I'm sure there's a few men in this forum willing to take that challenge me included | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me...." Sounds like you're setting me a challenge. | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge. "Does it......said the spider to the fly | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly "Touché | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché "Aww tapping out already.... | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché
Aww tapping out already...."I'm hoping to "tap" something | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché
Aww tapping out already....
I'm hoping to "tap" something "Oh and hes back in...... Only tap...thought id be broken | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché
Aww tapping out already....
I'm hoping to "tap" something
Oh and hes back in......
Only tap...thought id be broken "That's just the start... | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché
Aww tapping out already....
I'm hoping to "tap" something
Oh and hes back in......
Only tap...thought id be broken
That's just the start... "Oh yeah, well i dont do gentle... | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché
Aww tapping out already....
I'm hoping to "tap" something
Oh and hes back in......
Only tap...thought id be broken
That's just the start...
Oh yeah, well i dont do gentle..."Hard Co.. Rock Cafe. | |||
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"Aslong as I can get up and not have to crawl away.... Fixed it for you. Takes alot to break me.... Sounds like you're setting me a challenge.
Does it......said the spider to the fly
Touché
Aww tapping out already....
I'm hoping to "tap" something
Oh and hes back in......
Only tap...thought id be broken
That's just the start...
Oh yeah, well i dont do gentle...
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" Isn't everyone... Nah its harmless fun.. Maybe. "I want a vagi burger. | |||
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" Isn't everyone... Nah its harmless fun.. Maybe.
I would like a vagi burger. "FIFY.. My dear old mum used to say, "I want doesn't get" | |||
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"I would like doesn't get me either. "A cannae help you there mate.. | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x"Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee) | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee) "I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x"I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it. | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it. "With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x""Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny." | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny." "2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x"I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too. | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too. "Punny, very punny | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny "Yip send me to the punitentiory | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny
Yip send me to the punitentiory"I think that's where you're messaging from already
Cold medicine stopped addling your brain at least? Feeling better?
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny
Yip send me to the punitentiory
I think that's where you're messaging from already
Cold medicine stopped addling your brain at least? Feeling better?
Vx"So much better. My voice is coming back too... | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny
Yip send me to the punitentiory
I think that's where you're messaging from already
Cold medicine stopped addling your brain at least? Feeling better?
Vx
So much better. My voice is coming back too... "Glad to hear it
I'm punny too
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny
Yip send me to the punitentiory
I think that's where you're messaging from already
Cold medicine stopped addling your brain at least? Feeling better?
Vx
So much better. My voice is coming back too...
Glad to hear it
I'm punny too
V x"We deserve to be punished. | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny
Yip send me to the punitentiory
I think that's where you're messaging from already
Cold medicine stopped addling your brain at least? Feeling better?
Vx
So much better. My voice is coming back too...
Glad to hear it
I'm punny too
V x
We deserve to be punished. "I'll have W spank me immediately
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"I think we might need to have photographic or video evidence of that. "There's definitely at least one in our pics might be friends only though 
V x | |||
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"I think we might need to have photographic or video evidence of that.
There's definitely at least one in our pics might be friends only though
V x"Teasing me now. That's not very ladylike. | |||
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"I think we might need to have photographic or video evidence of that.
There's definitely at least one in our pics might be friends only though
V x
Teasing me now. That's not very ladylike. "Settings can be changed briefly... V x | |||
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"I think we might need to have photographic or video evidence of that.
There's definitely at least one in our pics might be friends only though
V x
Teasing me now. That's not very ladylike.
Settings can be changed briefly...
V x"For what. | |||
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"I think we might need to have photographic or video evidence of that.
There's definitely at least one in our pics might be friends only though
V x
Teasing me now. That's not very ladylike.
Settings can be changed briefly...
V x
For what. "Made one public for a while
V x | |||
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"I think we might need to have photographic or video evidence of that.
There's definitely at least one in our pics might be friends only though
V x
Teasing me now. That's not very ladylike.
Settings can be changed briefly...
V x
For what.
Made one public for a while
V x" | |||
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"Vagi burger sounds better than kebab at least
V x
Aye but Vanessa I'm sure nothing beats meat for you. (unless they are looking at your pictures. Heehee)
I've been known to beat some meat when requested but I generally have a gentler touch
V x
I'm. Not sure I can take your word for it.
With the full stop I read that with a dramatic Sean Connery voice and pause
The name's Jack, nekked Jack
V x
"Come and shit down nexsht to me mish moneypenny."
2 martinis please, barkeep!
V x
I'm already shaken by your pics.. And they certainly stirred something in me. Too.
Punny, very punny
Yip send me to the punitentiory
I think that's where you're messaging from already
Cold medicine stopped addling your brain at least? Feeling better?
Vx
So much better. My voice is coming back too... "Does that mean yer winding up people in the real world again too? | |||
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