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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Friday night fab bar is now open for service... Whether you want a quiet drink to prepare for the Glasgow Christmas social tomorrow night or drown your sorrows that you couldn't get a ticket. Maybe you are on your way home from work and need to unwind.. Grab a chair and a drink and.... Well it's up to you.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Vodka Soda and Lime please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of absinthe please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there."

Have a pint...and some peanuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe please...."

Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.

Have a pint...and some peanuts."

They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!"

Would. You.ike ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there."

Who said that? Only kidding grab a double DD..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys, plenty ice... I’ll be over in the corner waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys, plenty ice... I’ll be over in the corner waiting

You've no need to wait. Your drink is already waiting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone put some music on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thank you

My pleasure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.

Have a pint...and some peanuts.

They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs. "

Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.

Have a pint...and some peanuts.

They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.

Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!"

Was that a typo did you. Mean lucky underpants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.

Have a pint...and some peanuts.

They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.

Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!

Was that a typo did you. Mean lucky underpants.

Tacky... you are OYPTNMA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.

Have a pint...and some peanuts.

They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.

Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!

Was that a typo did you. Mean lucky underpants.

Tacky... you are OYPTNMA."

Jokes on you... I'm. Going commando. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate please, working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm. Off to the corner with another baileys and ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please, working tomorrow

Coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe please....

Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..

Blind now...FAF??

Only kidding shagger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please, working tomorrow

Coming right up. "

Thank you kindly

Tomorrow night will be a different story...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm. Off to the corner with another baileys and ice.

Keep them coming, maybe cure me, and we are celebrating after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe please....

Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..

Blind now...FAF??

Only kidding shagger..."

Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm. Off to the corner with another baileys and ice.

Keep them coming, maybe cure me, and we are celebrating after all

That we are.. That we are..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe please....

Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..

Blind now...FAF??

Only kidding shagger...

Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast..

But you'll give Mrs D a BK Whopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard day today.

Just a pint glass of iced water will be perfect for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe please....

Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..

Blind now...FAF??

Only kidding shagger...

Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast..

But you'll give Mrs D a BK Whopper.

You. A vwfi burger with cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard day today.

Just a pint glass of iced water will be perfect for me

There you go Peter.. The barman is a good listener if you need one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*vegi* ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wondering why the bar is open on a school night.

It's Friday, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe please....

Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..

Blind now...FAF??

Only kidding shagger...

Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast..

But you'll give Mrs D a BK Whopper.

You. A vwfi burger with cheese.

A Royale with Cheese...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been wondering why the bar is open on a school night.

It's Friday, isn't it?

Only til. Midnight. Then it's not Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha"

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

The next person through the bar doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

The next person through the bar doors.

Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

The next person through the bar doors.

Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds."

Nothing sloppy about me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn star martini please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

The next person through the bar doors.

Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.

Nothing sloppy about me...

Well, I ain't stirring your porrage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Porn star martini please!!!

Coming right up Ruby... Nice to see you.. How has your week been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

The next person through the bar doors.

Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.

Nothing sloppy about me...

Well, I ain't stirring your porrage.

Think you've had too much to drink already.. Gimee your car keys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn star martini please!!!

Coming right up Ruby... Nice to see you.. How has your week been?

Busy and stressy...having a couple of rose wines before bed but really want a porn star martini now. Hows your week been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.

Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha

Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?

The next person through the bar doors.

Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.

Nothing sloppy about me...

Well, I ain't stirring your porrage.

Think you've had too much to drink already.. Gimee your car keys. "

Bugger off, you just want a better car! Or to drive past speed cameras at 70!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Porn star martini please!!!

Coming right up Ruby... Nice to see you.. How has your week been?

Busy and stressy...having a couple of rose wines before bed but really want a porn star martini now. Hows your week been? "

It's been mixed.. I was ill and off work.. Took a break from the forum for 48 hours.. But made a fantastic new friend. Had some. Good chat and now I'm. Drinking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers

John

Chicken or proper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers

John

Chicken or mystery meats. "

FIFY.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers

John

Chicken or mystery meats.

FIFY."

That could be a new topic.

Are you chicken. Or up for mystery meets? I'll work on tbat for tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers

John

Chicken or mystery meats.

FIFY.

That could be a new topic.

Are you chicken. Or up for mystery meets? I'll work on tbat for tomorrow.

Is tbat one of your mystery meats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone need a top up.??

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!"

Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

I will have a double mulberry gin & rose lemonade

I'm not greedy honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!

Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?

What you having little. Miss. I'm not gonna ask if you want ice in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a double mulberry gin & rose lemonade

I'm not greedy honest

Coming right up... Here you go.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please

V x

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!

Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?

What you having little. Miss. I'm not gonna ask if you want ice in it.

Oh that question was most definitely for Janet. Lol.

And I do like ice in my gin thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please

V x"

I'm right here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!

Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?

What you having little. Miss. I'm not gonna ask if you want ice in it.

Oh that question was most definitely for Janet. Lol.

And I do like ice in my gin thank you.

Sorry I'm still relatively new to this game... I'll get it right eventually.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please

V x

I'm right here.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please

V x

I'm right here.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!

Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?

That’s a plan! I can’t manage this last wee bit! It’s soooo hurty!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka Soda and Lime please!

Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?

That’s a plan! I can’t manage this last wee bit! It’s soooo hurty!!!!"

I have no idea what you are in about.. But stay in the bar as long as you need.. Here a wee freshen up of your drink too

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please

V x

I'm right here.

Worked a treat! Was out for the count in under a minute!

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please

V x

I'm right here.

Worked a treat! Was out for the count in under a minute!

V x"

So we did it twice then.

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