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By *ickygirl41 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A young lady from Leith,

who pulled foreskins back with her teeth.

It wasn't for money or anything funny,

but just for the cheese underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from arden

Who liked to have sex in the garden

An old man from pollock

Showed her his bollock

And fed her his 2 inch hard on.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

There was a young maid from Madras

Who had a magnificent ass;

Not rounded and pink,

As you probably think –

It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from arden

Who liked to have sex in the garden

An old man from pollock

Showed her his bollock

And fed her his 2 inch hard on. "

Now we know where Jack lives...

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By *ASA1Man
over a year ago

Banterville

There was a young man from the square

Who’s burd was a fucking nightmare

He shot her and missed her

And got sucked off by her sister

Till he came on her face and her hair

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

There was a young gaucho called Bruno

Who said there is one thing I do know

A woman is fine

A young boy is divine

but a Llama is numero uno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from arden

Who liked to have sex in the garden

An old man from pollock

Showed her his bollock

And fed her his 2 inch hard on.

Now we know where Jack lives...

You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Little Miss Muffat sat on her tuffet

Her cloths all tattered and torn

It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her

But Little Boy blue and his horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daisy Daisy

Show us yer Fanny do

I’ve got £10 ,

How’s about me and you

I’ve only a 6 inch Dicky

But you should see it when I’ve got a Bricky

And you’d look sweet

Going down the street

With a fanny that’s built for two

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By *ASA1Man
over a year ago

Banterville

There once was a sub at mass

Who liked to be pegged up the ass

He likes to be rimmed

His pubes needed trimmed

His next sexual session was sinned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man from nantucket

Who took a big dump in his bucket

A silly old mare

Had a look what was there.

While the old man jumped on just to fuckit

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

There was a young girl named Sapphire,

who succumbed to her lover’s desire,

she said “It’s a sin,

but now that it’s in,

could you shove it a few inches higher?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from arden

Who liked to have sex in the garden

An old man from pollock

Showed her his bollock

And fed her his 2 inch hard on.

Now we know where Jack lives...

You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..

I'm sure you will, after the surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from arden

Who liked to have sex in the garden

An old man from pollock

Showed her his bollock

And fed her his 2 inch hard on.

Now we know where Jack lives...

You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..

I'm sure you will, after the surgery.

Only if they don't charge by the inch.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

There was a young man from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

A tuft of grass grew out his ass

And couldn't shite for s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Jill forgot to take the pill

And now they have a daughter.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There was a young lady from Bude

Who went for a swim in the river

A man in a punt

Stuck his pole in the water

And said “ You can’t swim here, it’s private”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from arden

Who liked to have sex in the garden

An old man from pollock

Showed her his bollock

And fed her his 2 inch hard on.

Now we know where Jack lives...

You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..

I'm sure you will, after the surgery.

Only if they don't charge by the inch.

I hope you don't have an overdraft.

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To get her poor doggy a bone

But when she bent over

Rover took over

And gave her a bone of his own

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