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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forum.

You're luck has just run out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the forum.

You're luck has just run out. "

???? cheers

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??"

Did you just change your profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??"

Aye, we're a friendly bunch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?"

yes i did lol. something more appropriate????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?"

I thought it was Prince Harry until I had a closer look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?

I thought it was Prince Harry until I had a closer look!"

You WISHED...

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic? yes i did lol. something more appropriate????"

You did the right thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?

I thought it was Prince Harry until I had a closer look!"

I wish I had his money and his bird????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?

I thought it was Prince Harry until I had a closer look!

I wish I had his money and his bird????"

You're better looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?

I thought it was Prince Harry until I had a closer look!

You WISHED..."

Nah, he does bugger all for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Did you just change your profile pic?

I thought it was Prince Harry until I had a closer look!

I wish I had his money and his bird????

You're better looking "

thanks very much??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??"

Joined two weeks ago and already had a meet. Fuck off.

Disclaimer. Joking(but not really.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Joined two weeks ago and already had a meet. Fuck off.

Disclaimer. Joking(but not really.) "

(And REALLY jealous)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Joined two weeks ago and already had a meet. Fuck off. actually

Disclaimer. Joking(but not really.) "

actually I've had two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Joined two weeks ago and already had a meet. Fuck off. actually

Disclaimer. Joking(but not really.)

actually I've had two "

FFS, Jacko will be sitting in his bath ready to drop the toaster in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Joined two weeks ago and already had a meet. Fuck off. actually

Disclaimer. Joking(but not really.)

actually I've had two "

Boasting bastard.

As DD says now you've joined the forum your fucked... And not in the good way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey people??

just recently joined??

and just wanted to say hello to everyone, hopefully make some new friends??

Joined two weeks ago and already had a meet. Fuck off. actually

Disclaimer. Joking(but not really.)

actually I've had two

FFS, Jacko will be sitting in his bath ready to drop the toaster in!"

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. "
only the three muzzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. only the three muzzles"

Only three... Unless she puts her teeth in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. only the three muzzles

Only three... Unless she puts her teeth in.... "

Better left out for some activities..."soooooooooook"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. only the three muzzles

Only three... Unless she puts her teeth in....

Better left out for some activities..."soooooooooook""

Promises promises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. only the three muzzles

Only three... Unless she puts her teeth in....

Better left out for some activities..."soooooooooook""

She means kissing. I bet Mr D has teeth marks on his todger.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. only the three muzzles

Only three... Unless she puts her teeth in....

Better left out for some activities..."soooooooooook"

She means kissing. I bet Mr D has teeth marks on his todger. "

Some people might be in to that

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn you, our Doggy does bite, and has gnawed her way through three muzzles. only the three muzzles

Only three... Unless she puts her teeth in....

Better left out for some activities..."soooooooooook"

She means kissing. I bet Mr D has teeth marks on his todger.

Some people might be in to that

V x"

Well, either Mr Doggy is, or he can't escape the manacles that keep him in the cellar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x"

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet! "

Tested for what? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x"

Sanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity."

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x"

B*stard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard. "

Now now lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x"

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko! "

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x"

Here's hoping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping! "

Ahem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem.... "

Ha I knew it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!! "

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!!

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning. "

Clearing your throat were you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!!

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning.

Clearing your throat were you? "

Yes of course I was. I do still have the cold. Been told by my boss to take the next three days off to get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!!

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning.

Clearing your throat were you?

Yes of course I was. I do still have the cold. Been told by my boss to take the next three days off to get better. "

Lots of water and up your intake of fruit and salad. Paracetamol to get you through the day. Sorted! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!!

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning.

Clearing your throat were you?

Yes of course I was. I do still have the cold. Been told by my boss to take the next three days off to get better.

Lots of water and up your intake of fruit and salad. Paracetamol to get you through the day. Sorted! x"

That's all I've been doing since Thursday, along with a hot toddy or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!!

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning.

Clearing your throat were you?

Yes of course I was. I do still have the cold. Been told by my boss to take the next three days off to get better.

Lots of water and up your intake of fruit and salad. Paracetamol to get you through the day. Sorted! x

That's all I've been doing since Thursday, along with a hot toddy or two. "

Six. I told you six hot toddies. It might even cure your typos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to crazy nuthouse OP x

Hey! Hey! Hey! He's not been tested yet!

Tested for what? x

Sanity.

Well he must be ok as he's already got a veri x

B*stard.

Now now lol

x

I suppose. At least it wasn't Wacko Jacko!

Lol. Careful he's probably watching x

Here's hoping!

Ahem....

Ha I knew it!!

I just woke up when I posted that. Guess my ears were burning.

Clearing your throat were you?

Yes of course I was. I do still have the cold. Been told by my boss to take the next three days off to get better.

Lots of water and up your intake of fruit and salad. Paracetamol to get you through the day. Sorted! x

That's all I've been doing since Thursday, along with a hot toddy or two.

Six. I told you six hot toddies. It might even cure your typos."

For that there is no cure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is Jack's Kryptonite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone else think the OP was going to boast about his penis transplant when they read the title of this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone else think the OP was going to boast about his penis transplant when they read the title of this thread? "

No, just you. Willies on the brain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone else think the OP was going to boast about his penis transplant when they read the title of this thread?

No, just you. Willies on the brain... "

So that's what the message meant when they called me a dick head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone else think the OP was going to boast about his penis transplant when they read the title of this thread?

No, just you. Willies on the brain...

So that's what the message meant when they called me a dick head. "

Amongst other things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone else think the OP was going to boast about his penis transplant when they read the title of this thread?

No, just you. Willies on the brain...

So that's what the message meant when they called me a dick head.

Amongst other things! "

You're too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone else think the OP was going to boast about his penis transplant when they read the title of this thread?

No, just you. Willies on the brain...

So that's what the message meant when they called me a dick head.

Amongst other things!

You're too kind. "

Shit. Am I mellowing in old age?

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