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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As am gonna go into winter Deep freeze , I’ll share this , bear with me , it’s long but funny , and blame the “Roleplays” for reminding me .

19yrs of age and d*unk in The Cotton Club Paisley, looking at my shoes,I seen fishnets & shoes appear next to me at the bar , long story short , I pulled and as she was considerably older than I and married , nowhere to go , I lied I lived alone and took her back to my parents , after what a 19yr old thought was a porn star experience, she went to the toilet wearing only fishnets, while reclining like a young Ron Jeremy , moustache et al, I see the landing light go on as the toilet flushes, ... oh fuck , I hear ,”I hear who the Fuck are you “ and a squeal as she runs in my room , my irate mother puts her head around the door “you and that fucking whore , outa my house “ in a faux Irish accent ,

My wonderful concubine turned out to be 52 and was a clerk at the other end of the warehouse my mother worked in ,

It turned out my mother was 49 at the time , and I left home, not by my choice the following day ,

Still feels like yesterday , remind anyone of horrors of their youth?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Oh to be young again. When i was 24 i was seeing a guy who i thought was 23. He took me back to his house a few weeks later. His mum came home from Bingo early and went mental at me as her son was only 16.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having maternal issues at my brothers wedding I was 16, hit on a 23 yr old , went downstairs to the pub , chatting at a table , , my mother cane down and bolloked me in from of her and called me out . Embarrassing to say the least, ,,,,, Forum doubling up here as a psychiatrists couch , No surprise I always hated her lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh to be young again. When i was 24 i was seeing a guy who i thought was 23. He took me back to his house a few weeks later. His mum came home from Bingo early and went mental at me as her son was only 16."
date I ask , was he a fit 16yr old lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Oh to be young again. When i was 24 i was seeing a guy who i thought was 23. He took me back to his house a few weeks later. His mum came home from Bingo early and went mental at me as her son was only 16. date I ask , was he a fit 16yr old lol "

Very fit and very tall. I had no idea he was so young although looking back he always wanting to hold my car keys to make him look cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh to be young again. When i was 24 i was seeing a guy who i thought was 23. He took me back to his house a few weeks later. His mum came home from Bingo early and went mental at me as her son was only 16. date I ask , was he a fit 16yr old lol

Very fit and very tall. I had no idea he was so young although looking back he always wanting to hold my car keys to make him look cool."
ahh there lies the rub!!! A fellow 24yr old would be feeling you up publicly to look cool ......oooh errr , too much honesty there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was 17 and just passed my test. Went for a run and ended up in Blackpool. Phoned my dad to say I wasn't coming home and where I was. If you don't get your fuckin arse up the road (the rest I couldn't hear cos he was shouting so much) I said aww i can't I can't drive in the dark and hung up. I was shitting it and phoned back. My mum said your da's no in. He's coming down to Blackpool to get you. Honestly never been so feart in my whole life. Was para the whole night thinking I was going to bump into him lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was 17 and just passed my test. Went for a run and ended up in Blackpool. Phoned my dad to say I wasn't coming home and where I was. If you don't get your fuckin arse up the road (the rest I couldn't hear cos he was shouting so much) I said aww i can't I can't drive in the dark and hung up. I was shitting it and phoned back. My mum said your da's no in. He's coming down to Blackpool to get you. Honestly never been so feart in my whole life. Was para the whole night thinking I was going to bump into him lol x"
don’t leave us hanging .......what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was 17 and just passed my test. Went for a run and ended up in Blackpool. Phoned my dad to say I wasn't coming home and where I was. If you don't get your fuckin arse up the road (the rest I couldn't hear cos he was shouting so much) I said aww i can't I can't drive in the dark and hung up. I was shitting it and phoned back. My mum said your da's no in. He's coming down to Blackpool to get you. Honestly never been so feart in my whole life. Was para the whole night thinking I was going to bump into him lol x don’t leave us hanging .......what happened "

He battered fuck out of me x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Was 17 and just passed my test. Went for a run and ended up in Blackpool. Phoned my dad to say I wasn't coming home and where I was. If you don't get your fuckin arse up the road (the rest I couldn't hear cos he was shouting so much) I said aww i can't I can't drive in the dark and hung up. I was shitting it and phoned back. My mum said your da's no in. He's coming down to Blackpool to get you. Honestly never been so feart in my whole life. Was para the whole night thinking I was going to bump into him lol x don’t leave us hanging .......what happened

He battered fuck out of me x"

And now that you are older and wiser maybe you can see why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was 17 and just passed my test. Went for a run and ended up in Blackpool. Phoned my dad to say I wasn't coming home and where I was. If you don't get your fuckin arse up the road (the rest I couldn't hear cos he was shouting so much) I said aww i can't I can't drive in the dark and hung up. I was shitting it and phoned back. My mum said your da's no in. He's coming down to Blackpool to get you. Honestly never been so feart in my whole life. Was para the whole night thinking I was going to bump into him lol x don’t leave us hanging .......what happened

He battered fuck out of me x

And now that you are older and wiser maybe you can see why."

I thought it was harsh. Still do x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And we wonder why u resolved childhood issues pop into our heads at 3am , am sure my mother was a secret Irish catholic chapel going voyeur ,she caught me 3 times , can still see me at 18 in my room pitch black and the door opened quietly only the lighthouse beam of the landing light showing up a great pair of tits I’d just accessed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Sunday paper Round back in 97/98 season,back then you had late old firm kick offs on a sunday,can remember collecting all my paper money in and bumped the bill due to the shop and bought the troops fags,wine,and dope.

Went back home later miraculous to the Spanish inquisition after the boy had been at the door looking for the money.

Can't remember my mum saying where's the guys money,I was like is it no obvious.

Parents didn't take to kindly to my stunt or cheek.

What I day but we all had

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