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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An American put his campervan onto cruise control then when in the back to make himself a burger, What a tit

So real or imagined what are other stupid ways to die

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

iPad in the bath while its on charge

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicking the handbrake of while having sex in the car and it rolling into the grand canyon.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Cant get more stupid than Mr Hands

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Drowning while trying to kiss the moons reflection in a lake (Chinese legend)

I read somewhere that on average 17 people in France die in freak baguette accidents.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Drowning while trying to kiss the moons reflection in a lake (Chinese legend)

I read somewhere that on average 17 people in France die in freak baguette accidents."

*17 per year

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

True story

A man in America died after firing his revolver when it jammed and therefore failed to shoot out the bullet. The man then proceeded to check his revolver by looking down the barrel.

The mechanism then unjammed

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Is a pimped out tech-camper? Adaptable Cruise control with traffic assist and active lane assist (or whatever the manufacturer calls it) is tested to be safer than human driving.... Will keep the vehicle at constant speed, in lane and slow down if vehicle in front slows down

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I personally wouldn't leave the wheel to flip a burger though...i just don't trust tech that much yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True story

A man in America died after firing his revolver when it jammed and therefore failed to shoot out the bullet. The man then proceeded to check his revolver by looking down the barrel.

The mechanism then unjammed "

A woman I worked with done that with a nail gun. She didn't die tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin died from abusing nitrous oxide (laughing gas).

Couldn't make it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cousin died from abusing nitrous oxide (laughing gas).

Couldn't make it up. "

That's no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google the Darwin Awards. I got thrown out of Glasgow Uni library for laughing so much at them, back in the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American put his campervan onto cruise control then when in the back to make himself a burger, What a tit

So real or imagined what are other stupid ways to die "
you watching that 1000 ways to die?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Google the Darwin Awards. I got thrown out of Glasgow Uni library for laughing so much at them, back in the day!"

I really thought the broom was going to end up up his ass x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mousse Siphon

She was a YouTuber. The siphon malfunctioned, the top hit her hard in the chest because of the pressure and this gave her a massive heart attack from which she died

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I read about a guy in a office block was trying to prove the windows were unbreakable.

He jumped into it using his body weight and knocked the whole window pain out of its fittings and dropped to his death.

Also Carl Wilhelm Scheele the inventor of several acids used to like to drink his new creations. Eventually they buggered his kidneys and he died as a result.

Mr

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Surprised no one has mentioned Steve Iwin yet.

"Im not going to hurt ya"

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cinese doctor , Shanghai I think it was, took a heart attack and died in a sperm bank , turned out it was his 5th visit of the week ....literally wanked himself to death

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Cinese doctor , Shanghai I think it was, took a heart attack and died in a sperm bank , turned out it was his 5th visit of the week ....literally wanked himself to death "

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant get more stupid than Mr Hands "

That's a reference I never thought I'd see on here

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Death by "selfie".

"Two young men died in the Ural Mountains after they pulled the pin from a live hand grenade to take a selfie. The phone with the picture remained as evidence of the circumstance of their deaths."

"A man was gored to death in the annual bull-running festival in the town of Villaseca de la Sagra while trying to take a selfie with a bull."

Lovely list on Wiki, worth a read

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Youve also got all the bodies left frozen and somewhat preserved up on everest .. a testament to man vs nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Cinese doctor , Shanghai I think it was, took a heart attack and died in a sperm bank , turned out it was his 5th visit of the week ....literally wanked himself to death

We have a winner "

First time for everything, think I recall that from the book of lists , it’s one of those laugh out loud in the days you read it on the bus , I had hair then and went thru trying to look clever and interesting, failed miserably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cousin died from abusing nitrous oxide (laughing gas).

Couldn't make it up.

That's no laughing matter "

Indeed... Sadly his brother 'fell' under a train a few years previous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow The Darwin Awards on Twitter

Absolutely hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I follow The Darwin Awards on Twitter

Absolutely hilarious "

It's brilliant

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