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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started. ![]() FFS, are you still milking this cold? ![]() | |||
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"Thanks for the invite. Cheeky craft beer for starters perhaps some nibbles. Thanks for the seat but I'll stand for now and have a good look around ![]() Oh no! Craft beer is the devil's work ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thanks for the invite. Cheeky craft beer for starters perhaps some nibbles. Thanks for the seat but I'll stand for now and have a good look around ![]() Welcome. Just help yourself to whatever. Looks. Like you are a gynaecologist... Am I right? ![]() | |||
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"Thanks for the invite. Cheeky craft beer for starters perhaps some nibbles. Thanks for the seat but I'll stand for now and have a good look around ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You look like you could. Do with a large gin... And hold the tonic. ![]() | |||
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started. ![]() ![]() It's amazing the inspiration you get from hot toddiea and fab. ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a large Pinot Grigio. I want a dashing, dirty doctor to examine me fully, a naughty nurse to check he’s doing it right and a sexy surgeon to ensure nothing is missed. Might raise my BP and increase my heart rate! Can I have a bed bath too! " . You can have it all falcon. Just take your pick up of whoever comes in. ![]() | |||
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"I have been known to do the nurse thing once or twice and the alcohol thing three or four ![]() Well tonight you can add to your numbers. What's your poison. | |||
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started. ![]() ![]() ![]() Aye, and naughty nurse uniforms... ![]() | |||
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"I have been known to do the nurse thing once or twice and the alcohol thing three or four ![]() well im sitting with a few beers and some voddie..... so I'll take a red wine ![]() | |||
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you disapprove? | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you beat me there tonight ![]() | |||
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"I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully. Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS. ![]() Absolutely. And also to your wee ones recovery. May it be speedy and the treatment a success. ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have one of those electric wheelchairs. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You might be able to keep up with me now ![]() | |||
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"I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully. Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS. ![]() ![]() Thanks, mate, the surgeon says the op was successful, and very straight forward. She'll be back on her feet soon, I'm sure. In the mean time, she has got three servants running round at her beck and call. So no change there! ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not a souped up one. Ffs. ![]() | |||
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"I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully. Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS. ![]() ![]() ![]() Well all the best to you all. ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . *puts the "benny Hill" theme tune on* | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Might make the last 10 hours of my shift a bit more fun! ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We will try. Now who wants to dance? | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll need a couple more bailey’s first | |||
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Take the bottle. ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() Mind if I dip? | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() You most certainly can DD ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() If you guys need anything just holler. ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Give me the bottle of vodka if you please ![]() | |||
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"May I join you? *Puts down my stethoscope after a long day at work." Of. Course. You like you've done a hard 36hour tour... I'm guessing emergency department.? What's your pleasure. | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have two. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"May I join you? *Puts down my stethoscope after a long day at work. Of. Course. You like you've done a hard 36hour tour... I'm guessing emergency department.? What's your pleasure. " Diet , I might be needed sober! | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Woo hoo!! Hope you have plenty lemonade to go with ![]() | |||
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"May I join you? *Puts down my stethoscope after a long day at work. Of. Course. You like you've done a hard 36hour tour... I'm guessing emergency department.? What's your pleasure. Diet , I might be needed sober!" This is a magic bar. Get as pissed as you want. As soon as you walk out the door you are sober. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As much as you can drink.. And then some. ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will have to be shared then | |||
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not if you don't want to... | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() I thought he was ermmm... Never mind. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() I was taking dook. | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() There you are! Did you fall into the dip? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() I'vewft the bottle for you DD. Enjoy. | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's disgusting ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor. ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aaaw less to eat now ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread. | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plenty more where that came from. | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stalker! Lol ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No. It was on the cctv. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah attached to your eyes! | |||
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"I'm a bit late. Time for a quick one before closing? Could do with it after a few of the posts on here tonight! ![]() This bar only closes when. The last punter leaves. So Wade can maybe grap a few after work.. If he is working tonight. X | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You have such a low opinion of me... It's not wrong just low. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol you're easy to wind up! I can go very low ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your partly. Right. I'm. Easy.. Easy like. Sunday morning. ![]() | |||
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"Is there a nice glass of Rosy wine for this nurse needing relax after long day" There is indeed. Put your feet up. | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not in my cupboard. ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plenty in my cupboard ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't drive over though,Jack's been feeding me doubles all night! | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll give you triples but of a different kind ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anyone need a drink?? " I'm still waiting on my double ![]() | |||
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"Anyone need a drink?? I'm still waiting on my double ![]() Sorry didn't see you sneaking in there. A double and what will the misses have? | |||
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"Anyone need a drink?? I'm still waiting on my double ![]() I am the Mrs ![]() | |||
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"I must admit that it can be a touch tricky to imbibe alcohol, or any drink for that matter, through a surgical mask! ![]() That's what straws are for x | |||
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"Anyone need a drink?? I'm still waiting on my double ![]() ![]() Sorry. About the. Mix up... Have two. ![]() | |||
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"DD you've gone quiet lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The mind boggles! ![]() | |||
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