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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets have the funniest one liners or sentences you've came across in messages, flirty responses, statements ect

One of mine are

Men "im no here to fuck the whole site"

Gets me everytime lol

The unrealistic expectations of fab are fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.

"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this message once, "can I charm my way into your knickers?". I nearly spat out my coffee and couldn't stop laughing! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got this message once, "can I charm my way into your knickers?". I nearly spat out my coffee and couldn't stop laughing! x"

Well did he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you facec is our charity work linked in any way)?

Tend do alot of charity work guys

I'm a giver it's my cross to bare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw someone refer to their fanny as their "altar of Venus" yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got this message once, "can I charm my way into your knickers?". I nearly spat out my coffee and couldn't stop laughing! x

Well did he? "

I said no as I wasn't wearing any then I blocked him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got this message once, "can I charm my way into your knickers?". I nearly spat out my coffee and couldn't stop laughing! x

Well did he?

I said no as I wasn't wearing any then I blocked him x"

Brilliant.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

One of the funniest I've had was...

'I have a big chocolate cock waiting for you here'

'Not' something to say to a chocoholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told someone he reminded me of Fred West recently. This obviously counts as flirting in some parts as he didn't seem too perturbed.

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

It’s the ones who write massive flowery posts with some blatant lies. Makes me think it’s a cut and paste job.

Naw mate, I’m here to have some fun, not find a husband thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the ones who write massive flowery posts with some blatant lies. Makes me think it’s a cut and paste job.

Naw mate, I’m here to have some fun, not find a husband thanks "

I guess you are the unicorn that likes "fancy a fuck" messages then. Short and to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.

"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."

"

That must have been a tough rejection letter to read...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.

"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."

"

She sounds like a right pain in the hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.

"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."

She sounds like a right pain in the hole! "

She had her moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.

"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."

That must have been a tough rejection letter to read... "

Nah. It was one of the nicest things I've had said about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm only out for laughs and banter on fab'

No one believes me, even when I say it to the girl that I'm sliding my full shaft, slowly deep inside her as I look into her eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM just here for laughs and banter. I won't meet anyone, and I think that will be a collective decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to do a mass delete, please message again

Only here for the social side of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Would you like to be my handy humper?” Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to do a mass delete, please message again

Only here for the social side of fab

"

I don't mind people similar to you stating your only on fab for sex and not interested on the social side at least your honest about it and usually stated as such on their profiles. It must be a pain, or a giggle, when you see a message like that "Only here for the social side of fab" and you know they are at full o it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.

"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to do a mass delete, please message again

Only here for the social side of fab

I don't mind people similar to you stating your only on fab for sex and not interested on the social side at least your honest about it and usually stated as such on their profiles. It must be a pain, or a giggle, when you see a message like that "Only here for the social side of fab" and you know they are at full o it "

I dont believe any guy would join a sex/swinging site with socialising being his main intention. Over time his priorities might change but at the outset well it's bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to do a mass delete, please message again

Only here for the social side of fab

I don't mind people similar to you stating your only on fab for sex and not interested on the social side at least your honest about it and usually stated as such on their profiles. It must be a pain, or a giggle, when you see a message like that "Only here for the social side of fab" and you know they are at full o it

I dont believe any guy would join a sex/swinging site with socialising being his main intention. Over time his priorities might change but at the outset well it's bullshit "

but that's your view and good for you but you are wrong. If I wanted a fuck, I can easily get it on a night out etc... but I enjoying the swinging scene, the socialising, always have done and good or bad I am known for it.

I am not blinkered to say 'why you on the swinging site and don't socialise but only meet for sex'. That's definitely not for me but I understand that's your thing and you both enjoy it but I don't call it bullshit.

We all enjoy fab in different ways and if we are honest why were are on here then we can full enjoy it. I know I certainty do and I'm sure you two do as well

Don't see the point in calling people out on it when there's a chance I maybe wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.

"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you" "

Has she seen your winky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.

"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"

Has she seen your winky? "

Nope and she aint gonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.

"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"

Has she seen your winky?

Nope and she aint gonna "

Blindfolded then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.

"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"

Has she seen your winky?

Nope and she aint gonna

Blindfolded then? "

Only if she arrive's at my door that way.

But the female in question, nope, wont be meeting lolol

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I read a profile from a female where she stated quite forceably that no one was to send her a cock pic.

She had 6 photos on her profile and all were of her nether regions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a profile from a female where she stated quite forceably that no one was to send her a cock pic.

She had 6 photos on her profile and all were of her nether regions. "

At least you could see what you wouldn't be shagging.

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok "

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics "

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx "

I was thinking that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too "

Ffs, you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well "

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. * "

Everyone thought it pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

Everyone thought it pmsl x"

I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know

Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

Everyone thought it pmsl x

I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know

Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking "

Shit. I didn't realise I thought that out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

Everyone thought it pmsl x

I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know

Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking

Shit. I didn't realise I thought that out loud. "

Fab Straight?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics "

I was wondering how closely you'd looked to differentiate 4 different cocks. That could be listed as a special skill I think

V x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

Everyone thought it pmsl x

I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know

Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking "

Thought that was the aim of most on this site? Apart from the ones who point out 'I'm no here tae shag the whole site' of course

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

Everyone thought it pmsl x

I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know

Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking

Thought that was the aim of most on this site? Apart from the ones who point out 'I'm no here tae shag the whole site' of course

V x"

"Here for a good time no a long time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"

Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks

Aye Ok

Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics

pmsl, is that what you take from that

your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll

xx

I was thinking that too

Ffs, you as well

*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *

Everyone thought it pmsl x

I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know

Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking

Thought that was the aim of most on this site? Apart from the ones who point out 'I'm no here tae shag the whole site' of course

V x

"Here for a good time no a long time "

"

And they joined four year ago.

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain


"

I guess you are the unicorn that likes "fancy a fuck" messages then. Short and to the point. "

Ahaha no not at all. I like a proper message but hate the ones that are all oooh you’re gorgeous I want to explore you sensually etc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile, From. My mum's hole.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"can I cum in your bum?"

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


""can I cum in your bum?" "

I asked really nicely and everything...

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


""can I cum in your bum?"

I asked really nicely and everything..."

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I had abusive msg from a guy so i told him the only way his dick would get wet is when he has a sad cry wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had abusive msg from a guy so i told him the only way his dick would get wet is when he has a sad cry wank "

He probably was turned on by that.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I had abusive msg from a guy so i told him the only way his dick would get wet is when he has a sad cry wank

He probably was turned on by that. "

He said it made him smile, i took it further and threw in his mum he got a little irrate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had abusive msg from a guy so i told him the only way his dick would get wet is when he has a sad cry wank

He probably was turned on by that.

He said it made him smile, i took it further and threw in his mum he got a little irrate... "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 'nice tits but sound like a right cunt' , my profile wasn't even cheeky at the time!

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