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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the rules. Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know the rules. Go for it. "

what are we smearing here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know the rules. Go for it.

what are we smearing here?"

Whatever part of their body you fancy. Or their whole body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t smear chocolate on hairy body’s.. so have to be selective on you guys.. and only if it’s nutella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t smear chocolate on hairy body’s.. so have to be selective on you guys.. and only if it’s nutella

Depending on where you smear it, it might become nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t smear chocolate on hairy body’s.. so have to be selective on you guys.. and only if it’s nutella

You can smear anything you like on my nutellas!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Well if there's chocolate...

V x

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

Usually the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss. Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

"
(in terms of open forum posting that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are? "

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Totally every thing

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smear in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of smearing going on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on."

Are you joining in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

Praise Jebus! A sinner repents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in ,ive got a suitcase full of German branded Nutella incase yous guys need dial a nuttela.

Smear addicts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on.

Are you joining in? "

I'm down to party Sister ,smear away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on.

Are you joining in?

I'm down to party Sister ,smear away

Remember bring your case of German Nutella then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on.

Are you joining in?

I'm down to party Sister ,smear away

Remember bring your case of German Nutella then

Don't think I'll get in without it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on.

Are you joining in?

I'm down to party Sister ,smear away

Remember bring your case of German Nutella then

Don't think I'll get in without it lol

Well that’s just for me.. you may need more for anyone else joining in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now

I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you finished googling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now

I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right. "

That’s old age for you

Anyways down to business...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling "

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol "

Kiss lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now

I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.

That’s old age for you

Anyways down to business..."

Business right. Well.... If you want to know... Nope. I won't say in an open forum. I've had my ass banned for less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on.

Are you joining in?

I'm down to party Sister ,smear away

Remember bring your case of German Nutella then

Don't think I'll get in without it lol

Well that’s just for me.. you may need more for anyone else joining in

If it's a private party ,well ,that's a game changer right there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Kiss lick and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now

I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.

That’s old age for you

Anyways down to business...

Business right. Well.... If you want to know... Nope. I won't say in an open forum. I've had my ass banned for less.

Ok ok.. I will temporarily allow you access to my inbox, make the most of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a feeling googling "German Nutella" might be risky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of smearing going on.

Are you joining in?

I'm down to party Sister ,smear away

Remember bring your case of German Nutella then

Don't think I'll get in without it lol

Well that’s just for me.. you may need more for anyone else joining in

If it's a private party ,well ,that's a game changer right there lol

Oh it is eh? And why’s that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All three.

Where will the smearing be taking place?..

I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.

Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..

Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.

So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?

To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."

I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it

Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old

Well...........

*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."

Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?

If you want to find out you will need to come join me.

Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame

Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.

Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now

I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.

That’s old age for you

Anyways down to business...

Business right. Well.... If you want to know... Nope. I won't say in an open forum. I've had my ass banned for less.

Ok ok.. I will temporarily allow you access to my inbox, make the most of it!

I'll do my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to be healthy this week

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over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

Why, will there be drooling?..

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over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

Why, will there be drooling?..

Lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a feeling googling "German Nutella" might be risky.

You get it in aldis along with wet suits and all sorts of wonderful German gold.

Here they're getting a lovley helga the inflatable lady in.

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over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

Why, will there be drooling?..

Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

Why, will there be drooling?..

Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone."

Not if there is enough people to lick it all up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

Why, will there be drooling?..

Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone."

Yeah but what a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you finished googling

Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol

Kiss lick

Now for the chocolate

Saucy ,quite the dish guys

shall I bring napkins

Why, will there be drooling?..

Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone.

Yeah but what a mess.

Up.they're with a roman orgy,swap the grapes for nuttela but .

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over a year ago

"I get a feeling googling "German Nutella" might be risky.

You get it in aldis along with wet suits and all sorts of wonderful German gold.

Here they're getting a lovley helga the inflatable lady in."

She was on the checkouts today.

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