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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

Forum game time.

Fill in the blank with your most NON PC answer.

Only first 5 or 6 answers will be considered then i will pick a winner from those 5 or 6 answers

The WINNER will then set the next question leaving a blank space for the next 5 or 6 answers. He will also be the judge and pick the winner of his question and so on.

People might be offended in here as thats why its called cards against humanity. Please avoid if easily upset.

Ok my question.

During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forum game time.

Fill in the blank with your most NON PC answer.

Only first 5 or 6 answers will be considered then i will pick a winner from those 5 or 6 answers

The WINNER will then set the next question leaving a blank space for the next 5 or 6 answers. He will also be the judge and pick the winner of his question and so on.

People might be offended in here as thats why its called cards against humanity. Please avoid if easily upset.

Ok my question.

During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his ?????

"

This is going to go down well with the tribes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill start

A picture of the double treble winners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his drawers and asked "want a go on this?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshlight off his knob and came over the queens face

Sorry I've had wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his drawers and asked "want a go on this?""

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his .... bags to reveal a big bush of bright ginger pubes..... "yep Harry's mine b*#ch!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his .... bags to reveal a big bush of bright ginger pubes..... "yep Harry's mine b*#ch!""

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression"

Kitty i pissed myself laughing when i read this your the winner.

Dropping his drawers was very clos e.

Kitty you have 10 mins to post a new question or it passes to the drawers post.

Guys please put a number at your answer from now on please ie 1 to 6 cheers. Xx

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression

Kitty i pissed myself laughing when i read this your the winner.

Dropping his drawers was very clos e.

Kitty you have 10 mins to post a new question or it passes to the drawers post.

Guys please put a number at your answer from now on please ie 1 to 6 cheers. Xx"

Worthy winner, I was laughing at that one to.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression

Kitty i pissed myself laughing when i read this your the winner.

Dropping his drawers was very clos e.

Kitty you have 10 mins to post a new question or it passes to the drawers post.

Guys please put a number at your answer from now on please ie 1 to 6 cheers. Xx

Worthy winner, I was laughing at that one to."

Dont go away you might be posing next question . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh, feeling under pressure here! Can't think of a good one!

A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were...

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

Might tweak the rules , after next question, winner has 5 minutes to pose next question, keep it flowing. Right down winners number in order of 1st 2nd 3rd etc .

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were "anyone know a Polish brickie?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might tweak the rules , after next question, winner has 5 minutes to pose next question, keep it flowing. Right down winners number in order of 1st 2nd 3rd etc . "

Is 'might tweak the rules' your answer lol? That could work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argh, feeling under pressure here! Can't think of a good one!

A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were..."

Is Angela Merkel into pegging?

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

2

seventysix million blowjobs ivana.

Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were "anyone know a Polish brickie?""

Surely you meant Mexican?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more? I'll call it in another minute...

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were "anyone know a Polish brickie?"

Surely you meant Mexican? "

No hes against them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argh, feeling under pressure here! Can't think of a good one!

A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were..."

4. Want Some Russian Hooker Piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, even though it made me a bit, TD40 gets this round

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Ok, even though it made me a bit, TD40 gets this round "

Yes good choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, even though it made me a bit, TD40 gets this round "

Too kind!

A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says....

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ok, even though it made me a bit, TD40 gets this round

Too kind!

A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says...."

Why the long face?

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

[Removed by poster at 22/11/18 19:37:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says ,"good evening sir ,looking for a friend:,? Thats the friend zoned area there. "

Another 5 mins guys, gonna take some beating!

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says ,"good evening sir ,looking for a friend:,? Thats the friend zoned area there.

Another 5 mins guys, gonna take some beating! "

Noooooo lmao.

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says ,"good evening sir ,looking for a friend:,? Thats the friend zoned area there.

Another 5 mins guys, gonna take some beating!

Noooooo lmao."

You took to long to delete it. We all saw it so still counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busted!

Back to He devil!

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

A nurse at Ross Hall private hospital has been arrested for sticking ????????? up elderly ladies and gentlemens rectums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busted!

Back to He devil!"

That means youre the winner He Devil!

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A nurse at Ross Hall private hospital has been arrested for sticking ????????? up elderly ladies and gentlemens rectums."

The last patient that pinched her ass

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

I know thats my question, is it that bad lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nurse at Ross Hall private hospital has been arrested for sticking pine scented, Magic Tree air fresheners up elderly ladies and gentlemens rectums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nurse at Ross Hall private hospital has been arrested for sticking Angela Merkels strap on up elderly ladies and gentlemens rectums.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

2 more required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4. A Nurse at Ross Hospital has been arrested for putting Ronnie Corbett shaped sex toys up elderly patients arses

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...new single - The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5. A Nurse at Ross Hospital has been arrested for putting her lunch up elderly patients arses to get a Nutella sandwich.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"A nurse at Ross Hall private hospital has been arrested for sticking pine scented, Magic Tree air fresheners up elderly ladies and gentlemens rectums."

As its something a lot of people would like to do , this wins it.

2nd

was shoving a patient that pinched her bum .

Next question please. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... "

fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles. "

Is that a personal request?

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe they actually have a chance of getting laid on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.

Is that a personal request? "

I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe they actually have a chance of getting laid on here."

Surely it would be ten out of ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.

Is that a personal request?

I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no. "

He doth protest too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.

Is that a personal request?

I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.

He doth protest too much! "

Shit.. I knew that would be the next thing. Damn.. I must be psychotic.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.

Is that a personal request?

I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.

He doth protest too much! "

Do you have an actual answer DD lol

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd

Fabs customer satisfaction survey shows that 8 / 10 perverts believe smearing whiskas on your cock deffinatly gets you more pussy than having a single guys profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" !

I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...

Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.

Is that a personal request?

I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.

He doth protest too much!

Do you have an actual answer DD lol"

Nope. I find it a pointless game.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe they actually have a chance of getting laid on here."

Lol

Im going with this one they actually do believe this lol

Take it away guys.

Next question.

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

After a meeting to discuss the brexit deal with the Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg stated.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a meeting to discuss the brexit deal with the Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg stated....."

He would rather have a threesome with Jeremy corbyn and nicola sturgeon than support the prime minister.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"After a meeting to discuss the brexit deal with the Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg stated....."
She sucks dick like a fuckin pro. Europe dosnt stand a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a meeting to discuss the brexit deal with the Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg stated.....that he realises now it was a mistake to use The former Foreign Office Secs initials in the press release - 'Strong and Stable May can't handle BJ'

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.

Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.

Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment "

Kittys to feckin good at this game.

We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I'm always last place in real life. Let me enjoy my moment of glory ha!

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.

Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment

Kittys to feckin good at this game.

We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot. "

Sounds like a great idea, If you get the right people I can see it going very wrong. Always one arsehole without a sense of humor

Mr

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.

Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment

Kittys to feckin good at this game.

We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot.

Sounds like a great idea, If you get the right people I can see it going very wrong. Always one arsehole without a sense of humor

Mr"

Na, Mrs She D dosnt have much of a sense of humour

But even she loved it . Now have the 6 extension packs too. Its so much of a laugh .

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.

Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment

Kittys to feckin good at this game.

We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot.

Sounds like a great idea, If you get the right people I can see it going very wrong. Always one arsehole without a sense of humor

Mr

Na, Mrs She D dosnt have much of a sense of humour

But even she loved it . Now have the 6 extension packs too. Its so much of a laugh . "

Kitty will definitely be on the guest list as she has definitely found her forte in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you, I'm rubbish at it in real life ! Can't beat a cards against humanity night though, it's too funny!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I’m late finding this lol

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I told you, I'm rubbish at it in real life ! Can't beat a cards against humanity night though, it's too funny!"

Kitty sounds like shes in , we have our first single fem, maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told you, I'm rubbish at it in real life ! Can't beat a cards against humanity night though, it's too funny!

Kitty sounds like shes in , we have our first single fem, maybe ?"

Put me down for the next online match , I'm not much one for socials X

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

Ok

New question lol.

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

New question lol.

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his ......."

Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Ok

New question lol.

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......

Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

New question lol.

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......

Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. "

Actually, he dresses up as Catwoman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar game to it is Evil apples it's an app get food laughs from it

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his Bat-tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his verifications

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Ok

New question lol.

Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......

Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. "

Jack gets the win i reckon

Post a new question Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fab picture modes rejected Tom hardie and Kylie Minogues picture because....

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The fab picture modes rejected Tom hardie and Kylie Minogues picture because they get about a 100 fakers a day trying their luck.

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

The fab picture modes rejected Tom hardie and Kylie Minogues picture because....one was a fully clothed fannie pic and the other was a dog.

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