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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

So I met a lassie. After the dirty deed, we were lying there engaged in social intercourse enjoying the afterglow when she parps (ok she farted. She was mortified but I assured her there was no need to apologise. After all its wholly natural to expel wind. What say we on this subject? And does the whiff content make any difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she fart or queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as she dinae follow through no probs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG,,,,

id have been mortified if a guy done that after sex,,,manners??? surley she could have went to the bathroom?

auds

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

lol - the poor lass was so mortified I didnae want to suggest it may have been a queef!

as for passing wind in the loo, both our legs were like jelly - would have been a major operation to crawl nevermind walk

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Bless her, i would have been mortified aswell :o but maybe she could'nt help it it's not a massive deal just smile

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

whats a fart beetween friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the price of energy bills these days I would have bottled it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No big deal tbh...anyone who thinks it is then seriously wtf!! It happens and it's perfectly normal. Yes very embarassing but not the end of the world. If I guy farted I would laugh...Poor fooker would be embarassed and I wouln't make hime feel bad. Omg sometimes what people are shocked at is laughable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i would be,,its all about manners,would you feel the same if he picked his nose or arse in front of you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i would be,,its all about manners,would you feel the same if he picked his nose or arse in front of you too? "

i dont pick my nose..but i do pick my tagnuts..sometimes in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i would be,,its all about manners,would you feel the same if he picked his nose or arse in front of you too? "

i do think the held in laugh that results in a blocked nose unblocking all doon yer face is a fart beater for embarassing moments,,

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"No big deal tbh...anyone who thinks it is then seriously wtf!! It happens and it's perfectly normal. Yes very embarassing but not the end of the world. If I guy farted I would laugh...Poor fooker would be embarassed and I wouln't make hime feel bad. Omg sometimes what people are shocked at is laughable. "

just remembered a time as a teen (pre sex-ed etc) my mate and I had been out buildings snowmen or whatever. came in and leaned against radiator for a heat - both of us farted in perfect unison and of course the radiator amplified the noise.

we nearly pissed wi laughter but mother was mortified - was her turn to host the knitting circle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes no matter how hard you try you cant keep it in or it creeps up on you , part of nature , everyone does it , cas you should have laughed then held her head under the quilt lmao

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"No big deal tbh...anyone who thinks it is then seriously wtf!! It happens and it's perfectly normal. Yes very embarassing but not the end of the world. If I guy farted I would laugh...Poor fooker would be embarassed and I wouln't make hime feel bad. Omg sometimes what people are shocked at is laughable. "

have it one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fs it was just a fart

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