FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing to happen on a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going by the verifications on here nobody ever has bad,awkward or crappy meets? So wanted to know if any one will be honest enough to admit they have had a less than satisfactory meet.

I have had two. One where the guy literally came within five minutes and the other where I bled all over his hotel bed

Please tell me these things happen to other folk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my hubby we went to a cpls house we had been chatting to for a cpl of days

Guy opened the door let us in and the wife is sat watching eastendèrs with no clue we were coming! Lol he had been chatting as If he was his Mrs...thankfully she was a swinger but she had no idea we were coming that night...they started to argue as he promised her a night out lol ..we left n went to the pub

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Last person that turned up smelled and pics must have been 20 years ago. ! Yuck . Actually put me off meets for now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at a ladies house to see she'd been on an all day bender and was that pissed she could hardly bite her tongue and was adamant I took her out for dinner............ eh no thank you. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last person that turned up smelled and pics must have been 20 years ago. ! Yuck . Actually put me off meets for now .

I had a guy round last week(not Fab knew him previously) and after the first round I had to say to him to go get a shower as he reeked of BO!! Granted the sex was passionate and sweaty but the smell was really putting me off!!!!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Disgusting houses, people about 4 stone and about 10yrs over their pics, someone out of there tree on sulphates, and the worst a girl who shat herself when she came and had to be suggested to get off the bed and into the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a couple at their house in my first time around on here.

She sat in her reclining chair, didn't talk, the Mr made all the convo until their kids came home

I sat and played a game with the kids then I made an excuse and left. Lo and behold it was all him, he pestered me for a meet without his wife around...swiftly blocked after all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With my hubby we went to a cpls house we had been chatting to for a cpl of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lads that are a lot shorter than what they say, ones that have turned up and just expect me to suck their dick without anything else, some who are absolutely oot their face on drugs or whatever else, some who’s dick pics have been far too complimentary, smelly fuckers and plenty that have only lasted a few minutes...

I’ve had some absolutely amazing meets tho. Defo outweigh the bad but the bad do happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo folk that fib about their weight/age/height is sadly too common on here.

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By *b12345678Man
over a year ago

Highlands

Had a few bad experiences in my time...

One girl bled, but these things happen, she however was really embarrassed, so i felt a bit bad for her

Another girl wanted to try anal, we did, and it was very very messy - again, these things happen..

The worst was when is stupidly dived into a quick meet with a lass who sent me nice boob n bum pics, i chapped her door & she looked , and im not exaggerating when i say, she looked like the predator!

Quick cuppa tea, and wiped my feet on the way out... ever since that, i wouldnt meet without a face pic... there needs to be an attraction

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Worst meet ever was when I’d met a guy from here, we’d done the social meet ages ago and finally arranged to meet.

We had dinner, couple of drinks and all was going well. Went to the room and lots of foreplay as he was a bit nervous. After he’d climaxed from a bj he just went weird. Like a switch had been turned off. He just lay there and then said he couldn’t do the Fab thing, he showered, dressed and left. He did give me the money for the room. He was gone by 10.30!

First time I'd ever experienced anything like that. He left the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice couple,(i thought at the time), hubby wanted a word with me in the kitchen, while there, wife resented being sat solo for a few mins, wife opts to try and batter hubby, i had to turn bouncer and break it up.

Still have the hole in door as a lovely reminder, put me off the whole(what should be fun/exciting)idea for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst meet ever was when I’d met a guy from here, we’d done the social meet ages ago and finally arranged to meet.

First time I'd ever experienced anything like that. He left the site. "
married prob feeling guilty?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I had arranged a coffee meet with a couple. No pics. I arrived a the hotel bar. A man sitting alone, two drinks in front of him, a handbag and womans coat beside him. He looked like he was waiting for me. I nodded to him. He nods back. I go over to him, introduce myself, he is friendly. "the wife is in the loo. She'll be back soon".We get into amiable conversation. I order a pint. Wife comes back from loo. She's nice. She says"people are so friendly here ". Yes. I think, fabbers usually are. Our conversation meanders, through the weather, the price of houses.... And how its so nice to arrive in a strange town, and a complete stranger starts a conversation. And what a friendly man I am. And they only came here to buy a horse. But the locals are so friendly... My fab date didn't show up. ALWAYS get a pic before a date.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Met a lovely couple from here had fun then got an outragous message from the fem and blocked, him & I still chat and are okay

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"Going by the verifications on here nobody ever has bad,awkward or crappy meets? So wanted to know if any one will be honest enough to admit they have had a less than satisfactory meet.

I have had two. One where the guy literally came within five minutes and the other where I bled all over his hotel bed

Please tell me these things happen to other folk!! "

Well at least you had a red dress on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a ladies flat a year or two ago.

Was absolutely disgusting. The smell was terrible too.

I said I had left the condoms in the car. When I got back to the car, I text to say I wouldn’t be coming back.

Apparently I wasn’t her type anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet in a hotel, I met the couple in the bar beforehand. To say I was disappointed was quite an understatement, she was at least 5 years older and 3 stone heavier than the pics she sent me. When we got to my hotel room, we got going, but then she started to bleed. They left very soon afterwards and I never heard from them since.

Was it something I said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy went for drinks really got on few hours later asked me up to his hotel room we get up i take my dress off im in a body stocking, i go for a pee, come out n hes getting dressed saying he can't do this n leaves me in his hotel room!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I had arranged a coffee meet with a couple. No pics. I arrived a the hotel bar. A man sitting alone, two drinks in front of him, a handbag and womans coat beside him. He looked like he was waiting for me. I nodded to him. He nods back. I go over to him, introduce myself, he is friendly. "the wife is in the loo. She'll be back soon".We get into amiable conversation. I order a pint. Wife comes back from loo. She's nice. She says"people are so friendly here ". Yes. I think, fabbers usually are. Our conversation meanders, through the weather, the price of houses.... And how its so nice to arrive in a strange town, and a complete stranger starts a conversation. And what a friendly man I am. And they only came here to buy a horse. But the locals are so friendly... My fab date didn't show up. ALWAYS get a pic before a date. "

winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First round on fab many years ago I had been chatting to a guy faithfully same time twice a day for weeks cause he was on the rigs. Eventually met in a pub and I had to call to see if he was in yet cause he apparently got there before me, ooooh was I disappointed he was halve the height, 10 years older and as rough as... that wasn’t the guy I had seen in pics or spoke to for weeks. I think he sent his dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't post mine here. I'd get a permanent naughty step.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"I can't post mine here. I'd get a permanent naughty step."

You can at least drop a few hints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god where do I start.......

I have had the pics from years ago, smelly, ‘oh I forgot condoms no you didn’t you complete chancer’, the ones that stood you up while you’re sitting there in the sexy underwear that took you half an hour to get into, Mr 3 thrusts.....I kid you not, mr ‘oh I don’t give oral but received quite happily’

But thankfully met some fabulous great people on here and the sex ain’t bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't post mine here. I'd get a permanent naughty step.

You can at least drop a few hints! "

Abdolutely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god where do I start.......

But thankfully met some fabulous great people on here and the sex ain’t bad either

You missed the disaster that was meeting Nekked Jack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an otherwise lovely girl turn up to my hotel utterly shit-faced. To the extent where I had to literally carry her into a taxi to send her home...

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Going by the verifications on here nobody ever has bad,awkward or crappy meets? So wanted to know if any one will be honest enough to admit they have had a less than satisfactory meet.

I have had two. One where the guy literally came within five minutes and the other where I bled all over his hotel bed

Please tell me these things happen to other folk!! "

Had a few bad meets on here each one a lesson.

1)geeky guy who was so ott eager that he missed the target a couple of times trying to slam in. Had to call a halt and go home bc I started bleeding. Its not a fucking basketball net. Slam dunks hurt!

2)allegedly sub guy who had a surprise visitor on our social at his (female) who kept lampost pissing. Ugh! Bye!

3)the guy who answered his phone mid coitus to try and facetime his "conquest" to his mates.

4)the guy who thought a story about a prolapsed anus he'd seen (paramedic) was acceptable sexytimes conversation.

These are the standout oh no! Cringe meets most are good tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

He was probably wearing it after you left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

He was probably wearing it after you left..."

I did suggest that, but he said it was too big for him

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By *itness_FornicatorsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hands down, this has been my favourite thread on here.

I don't have any terrible stories of fab meets as of yet. I do have a few from swinging whilst abroad.

The guy with model looks who stank. I couldn't smell him till he got naked.

The guy who lasted 1 minute, that was so annoying as he was gorgeous.

The woman who pretended to fancy me so she could have Mark. The second we went to the swinging area she disappeared with him.

Probably some really bad sex that doesn't come to mind but also some really great sex. It's all worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

He was probably wearing it after you left...

I did suggest that, but he said it was too big for him

Mmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

He was probably wearing it after you left...

I did suggest that, but he said it was too big for him

Mmmm!

Aye, well you can imagine the fun I had trying to get home, wearing a fitted dress, no bra, holding the girls up with one arm...

I'm still cringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

He was probably wearing it after you left...

I did suggest that, but he said it was too big for him

Mmmm!

Aye, well you can imagine the fun I had trying to get home, wearing a fitted dress, no bra, holding the girls up with one arm...

I'm still cringing

Oh, I'm imagining it alright...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also went to a social drink with a guy and all he did was answer his phone...seriously every 5/10 mins he was a salesman apparently.

No apologies just holding a finger up mid sentence to answer.lasted about 20 mins until I got up and left.

Had THE cheek to ask when we were meeting again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also went to a social drink with a guy and all he did was answer his phone...seriously every 5/10 mins he was a salesman apparently.

No apologies just holding a finger up mid sentence to answer.lasted about 20 mins until I got up and left.

Had THE cheek to ask when we were meeting again!"

So.... How was the second meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dog was sick all over my new dress, thankfully he washed all my clothes for me!

Or the time I couldn't find my bra and had to go home without it...

Same guy too

He was probably wearing it after you left...

I did suggest that, but he said it was too big for him

Mmmm!

Aye, well you can imagine the fun I had trying to get home, wearing a fitted dress, no bra, holding the girls up with one arm...

I'm still cringing

Oh, I'm imagining it alright...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at a house and was met by a lady with more facial and leg hair than myself.

House was bogging and a dildo appeared from behind a cushion as I sat down.

Was told a story of how her man was a lying cheating scumbag and she was getting even.

Door opened and in he appears out of his face and starts a fight with her. Knocked her clean out before he even noticed I was there.

Proceeded to argue with me and blocked my escape.

I carry a scar along my finger that required 10 stitches where he slashed me.

I left the front door ajar and dialled for an ambulance for her.

Left him sparkled with a dislocated shoulder and a very sore face.

Put me off meeting folks for a couple of years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands down, this has been my favourite thread on here.

I don't have any terrible stories of fab meets as of yet. I do have a few from swinging whilst abroad.

The guy with model looks who stank. I couldn't smell him till he got naked.

The guy who lasted 1 minute, that was so annoying as he was gorgeous.

The woman who pretended to fancy me so she could have Mark. The second we went to the swinging area she disappeared with him.

Probably some really bad sex that doesn't come to mind but also some really great sex. It's all worth it. "

1 minute??? And I thought I was hard done too with Mr 5 minutes(another mutual friend of ours!)

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By *itness_FornicatorsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hands down, this has been my favourite thread on here.

I don't have any terrible stories of fab meets as of yet. I do have a few from swinging whilst abroad.

The guy with model looks who stank. I couldn't smell him till he got naked.

The guy who lasted 1 minute, that was so annoying as he was gorgeous.

The woman who pretended to fancy me so she could have Mark. The second we went to the swinging area she disappeared with him.

Probably some really bad sex that doesn't come to mind but also some really great sex. It's all worth it.

1 minute??? And I thought I was hard done too with Mr 5 minutes(another mutual friend of ours!) "

Yes and it wasn't even a good minute.

In our mutual friend's defence, he can last longer than that. X

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Turned up at a house and was met by a lady with more facial and leg hair than myself.

House was bogging and a dildo appeared from behind a cushion as I sat down.

Was told a story of how her man was a lying cheating scumbag and she was getting even.

Door opened and in he appears out of his face and starts a fight with her. Knocked her clean out before he even noticed I was there.

Proceeded to argue with me and blocked my escape.

I carry a scar along my finger that required 10 stitches where he slashed me.

I left the front door ajar and dialled for an ambulance for her.

Left him sparkled with a dislocated shoulder and a very sore face.

Put me off meeting folks for a couple of years "

Now that does sound a bloody awful meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. A guy gave me a facial and got it into my eyes. I wear lenses so nipped to the bathroom to clean my eyes. I was in there 1 min and I heard my front door close. He had left and nicked my favourite vibrator.

2. Went to a couples house..had chatted to both on Skype. I turned up in lingerie in a long coat. He offered to take my coat, and as he did he paid me a compliment and the Mrs went mental...shouting bawling and raising her hands to him. I had to try and prise my coat from his hands to make my escape.

3. I have arthritis in my hips back and pelvis and during one meet we got over vigorous and we fell off the bed and he fell on top of me. My hip locked and I was in agony. I begged him to help me up, he instead grabbed his clothes and bolted.

4. A bloke I had chatted to on and off for 4 yrs who I wouldn't meet as he wasn't single. He had been off the radar for a while and came back with a new profile. He contacted and said he was now single and wanted to meet. We met and as he left he said...btw I'm not single. I just had to meet u and I knew u wouldn't meet if u knew I wasn't single. Tbh that one fucked my head a bit.

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Turned up at a house and was met by a lady with more facial and leg hair than myself.

House was bogging and a dildo appeared from behind a cushion as I sat down.

Was told a story of how her man was a lying cheating scumbag and she was getting even.

Door opened and in he appears out of his face and starts a fight with her. Knocked her clean out before he even noticed I was there.

Proceeded to argue with me and blocked my escape.

I carry a scar along my finger that required 10 stitches where he slashed me.

I left the front door ajar and dialled for an ambulance for her.

Left him sparkled with a dislocated shoulder and a very sore face.

Put me off meeting folks for a couple of years

Now that does sound a bloody awful meet."

That's the worst by far. Most others are just disappointing meets but that one is just dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned up at a house and was met by a lady with more facial and leg hair than myself.

House was bogging and a dildo appeared from behind a cushion as I sat down.

Was told a story of how her man was a lying cheating scumbag and she was getting even.

Door opened and in he appears out of his face and starts a fight with her. Knocked her clean out before he even noticed I was there.

Proceeded to argue with me and blocked my escape.

I carry a scar along my finger that required 10 stitches where he slashed me.

I left the front door ajar and dialled for an ambulance for her.

Left him sparkled with a dislocated shoulder and a very sore face.

Put me off meeting folks for a couple of years "

That's quite a horror story ,do you know what happened to the chick ?hopefully she escaped the scumbag also do you think her getting you up and putting you in that position was a cry for help,either way that's one messed up experience,thankfully I've not had any bad experiences to that extreme.take it you tread carefully now.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Worst meet ever was when I’d met a guy from here, we’d done the social meet ages ago and finally arranged to meet.

First time I'd ever experienced anything like that. He left the site. married prob feeling guilty?"

No he was definitely single. Had been for a while. Just wasn’t in to the lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned up at a house and was met by a lady with more facial and leg hair than myself.

House was bogging and a dildo appeared from behind a cushion as I sat down.

Was told a story of how her man was a lying cheating scumbag and she was getting even.

Door opened and in he appears out of his face and starts a fight with her. Knocked her clean out before he even noticed I was there.

Proceeded to argue with me and blocked my escape.

I carry a scar along my finger that required 10 stitches where he slashed me.

I left the front door ajar and dialled for an ambulance for her.

Left him sparkled with a dislocated shoulder and a very sore face.

Put me off meeting folks for a couple of years

As far as I know he was arrested for assaulting her and her family got her out of the relationship.

No idea what happened to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majority of meets I’ve had have been great.

That one will always stick out as a disaster as I could have potentially been killed

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

1. The reason I don't have messenger apps anymore STALKER 1. Messaged me constantly to the point that I blocked him, started following me around and being places he knew i would be. Eventually got told very firmly to bugger off after he threatened to tell everyone about me. Wasn't smart enough to realise that exposing me would expose him and panicked when it was pointed out to him.

2. Mr deformed penis. Dude needed to see a Dr, seriously, he literally came sideways, takes a lot to weird me out, but that was just weird.

3. Mr "will you meet us as a couple" who's other half turned out to be his female friend who wasn't really in to any of it, and was super awkward. Although I don't meet alone, kept badgering me to come do a threesome with her because she wanted to try "the girl thing". Got upset when i said nope..

4. Mr "if i track you down in real life it will better my chances" he knew one of my non fab friends, he messaged me on facebook to tell me he recognised me from here and knew my friend, would I hook up with him. I took a break for a few years after that.

Aside from a few though, had a great laugh with most people on here. One particular guy always has a place in my heart for taking my swing-ginity..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many scary stories - stay safe everyone.

Shorty (fab mum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many scary stories - stay safe everyone.

Shorty (fab mum) "

I'm still imagining...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't post mine here. I'd get a permanent naughty step."

oh go on be a devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some crackers here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't post mine here. I'd get a permanent naughty step.

oh go on be a devil"

No.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

1) girl turned up. Clearly not showered. Had Candida/rash under her breasts and between her legs. My hands still smelled of her bad odour for two days...

2) girl i had met a few times made an unplanned trip across the country to see me. Me being the chivalrous gentleman, i had to give her shelter for the night, but she was completely d*unk, yet very horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got invited to take part in a gangbang at a club by a lass I had been friendly with.

That was alright but seeing how the other guys treated her like meat with nobody controlling it shook me up.

She enjoyed it though.

I prefer ordered events now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just yestetday a guy iv known on here for yrs and yrs but have never met asked if we were ever gonna meet?I said ok when he said now I said nah I don't work like that so long story short arranged to meet next week for a coffee finally!

Clicked on last night and he's left the site!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many scary stories - stay safe everyone.

Shorty (fab mum)

I'm still imagining...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling left out. Never had a bad meet. Just some more memorable than others

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By *ijayMan
over a year ago

Inverness

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By *ijayMan
over a year ago

Inverness

We had two.

Both with a couple.

1st one, their misus was completely wasted by the time we arrived.

2nd time when we met we both felt like all they were looking for was meat. Never felt this bad. All they were looking for was a hole to fuck for him.

Apologies for the language but that's exactly the way we felt that night. Very primitive and unpleasant

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By *srataFMan
over a year ago

edin/aberdeen/dundee/glasgow

Got my big toe stuck in the wall at a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for an impromptu meet with a couple. Found the house at the end of a cul-de-sac, and as I went to the gate another guy appeared behind me.

He says is this the right place...

I was about to say the same too, then the woman appeared inside the garden saying you found us then...

We both followed her, I thought he was the partner and he must have thought the same....

We get inside and the hubby is waiting for us, he says this is something she really wants to try, and I want to watch....

She is more surprised than us, and we are of different ethnicity, which brought a huge smile to her face.

So in thinking what the hell, things start to progress.

She is working her way up the other guy, climbs on, and I do her. This is a first time for me and I'm loving it....

Then I spot the next guy at the window... And he leans in to see through the blinds... I said who's he...

She says wtf, how many have you invited....

The guy sees us as we continued...

And the hubby goes to the door and turns the guy away...

All in all, it was a fun nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had two.

Both with a couple.

1st one, their misus was completely wasted by the time we arrived.

2nd time when we met we both felt like all they were looking for was meat. Never felt this bad. All they were looking for was a hole to fuck for him.

Apologies for the language but that's exactly the way we felt that night. Very primitive and unpleasant

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iv had the same me n the hubby met a cpl but as the night progressed it was clear they only really wanted a mmf so obviously couldn't find 1 so opted for a cpl (us) thinking we wouldn't notice it was all me they were playing with? Nah...dosn't work like that!.after about 20 mins we left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my big toe stuck in the wall at a club

In the wall? Some random gloryhole?

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By *ijayMan
over a year ago

Inverness

"We had two.

Both with a couple.

1st one, their misus was completely wasted by the time we arrived.

2nd time when we met we both felt like all they were looking for was meat. Never felt this bad. All they were looking for was a hole to fuck for him.

Apologies for the language but that's exactly the way we felt that night. Very primitive and unpleasant

iv had the same me n the hubby met a cpl but as the night progressed it was clear they only really wanted a mmf so obviously couldn't find 1 so opted for a cpl (us) thinking we wouldn't notice it was all me they were playing with? Nah...dosn't work like that!.after about 20 mins we left."

Same here. We just left half way through. Very unpleasant. And they really seemed fine chatting. The reality was totally different thing.

That was a good lesson

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By *srataFMan
over a year ago

edin/aberdeen/dundee/glasgow

"Got my big toe stuck in the wall at a club

In the wall? Some random gloryhole?

Unfortunately not haha. Although that would also be a story for this post x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a coffee social with one guy. after our coffees arrived, had only done the polite chit chat at that point, he threw a tenner on the table and said, your not my type, and that's for the coffee, and left. I was stunned.

Had a over night with a guy who was on the text all night to work, confessed as I was leaving next day that he was married, had a fab couples profile too after spinning me a tale about being divorced and never seeing his kids as much as he liked. Turns out he was texting his wife a running commentary of the night.

Then had the couple meet. This is why I no longer meet couples. Had a nice social with couple, she was the boss, picked who they meet etc, had great verifications. We agreed to meet a few weeks later. He was a gent, attaintive, flirty, we got on great. She was silent and edgy. He suggested we all move to the bedroom. She went weird. Every time he came near me, she performed so move to claw him back to her. It became so obvious she didn't want him near me and expected me to watch them have sex. I just left.

Then there is the guy who has cum in 10 mins every time we met and says he is inexperienced, yet turned out to be a huge man whore on here. Those were my experiences as a fab newbie and I quickly learnt from them. Very weary now and takes a special person to make me want to meet them xx

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