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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No not the delicious chocolate but mutual masturbation. Do you like it standing up, kissing hands eagerly fumbling to find a way through clothes? Lying down naked? Or maybe you don't like it at all,. Over to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank material by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate all this sex stuff. That's why I never do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wank material by any chance? "

If someone writes something that a person finds worthy of that particular activity then more power to thermite wrist. (not my kind of thing but hey, I'm not gonna know or judge )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate all this sex stuff. That's why I never do it. "

As they say. Those who can't do teach, those who can't teach write about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate all this sex stuff. That's why I never do it. "

Och you poor thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think this thread might turn into another "pot of tea and feet up" moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate all this sex stuff. That's why I never do it.

As they say. Those who can't do teach, those who can't teach write about it. "

You keep writing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate all this sex stuff. That's why I never do it.

As they say. Those who can't do teach, those who can't teach write about it.

You keep writing! "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes and fingers are not co-ordinating today. That should have been a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes and fingers are not co-ordinating today. That should have been a "

Is that your excuse for touching his winkie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My eyes and fingers are not co-ordinating today. That should have been a "

We all have those moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing at opposite ends of the room using a watermelon and a banana as makeshift toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes and fingers are not co-ordinating today. That should have been a

We all have those moments. "

Two in one day. It's starting to look like senior moments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would that be kissing yerself and hands reaching yerself if its masterbation???

Maybe its just me that thinks its a confusing question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing at opposite ends of the room using a watermelon and a banana as makeshift toys"

That's a bit fruity

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