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By *ann900 OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na the wife used to squirt when we first met but doesn't anymore would love to find out how to make it happen again

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Squirt master Daniel son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mention it then x

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Squirt master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes total turn off for me.its up their with

I can make you orgasm 10 times within 5 mins

Aye...ok son

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can be off putting esp if its one of the first things you get asked. Ifs like being a performing monkey sometimes x

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A master of all Squirting.

A CV heading in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 years old and describing himself as a squirt master. I despair for some folk

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Does a squirt master wear a snorkel and mask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a woman's perspective... I used to squirt and don't anymore so any tips? ?

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

bathgate

Maybe it's the poor grammar and spelling?

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By *raigStarrMan
over a year ago

St. Helens

Maybe you’re turning them off by referring to yourself as “the squirt master” rather than talking about the act itself...just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you may have more joy if you refer to yourself as The Squirt Master General?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Its just childish and does not impress me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who doesn't squirt and has no interest in squirting I'd be completely put off by someone referring to themselves as the "squirt master".

Men who refer to themselves this way tend to be stuck on making women squirt, hung up on trying and ignorant to what the woman actually wants or needs.

Unfortunately there have been several men who have done themselves out of a meet by asking if I squirt and then insisting that they could make me, even after I tell them I've no interest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax on

Wax off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mention it then. Totally cringeworthy and a big turn off when I see guys saying this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt is he not a cartoon character somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt is he not a cartoon character somewhere"

Finding nemo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringe!

Why not get your meet 1st then try?

Some gals just cant aswell.

And tbh alot of the time it smells of pish lol

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By *cotsHwCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

As some one that can squirt I do find that some guys that message and say about it can be very keen, almost forceful about how much they say they can make people squirt. It does feel a bit cringe worthy but I can admit I kind opened my self up to messages like that as soon as I posted pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt is he not a cartoon character somewhere"

I think squirtle is a pokemon. (don't know if there is any correlation )

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Do men squirt? going by your verification summary it's been all men you have met

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Yes total turn off for me.its up their with

I can make you orgasm 10 times within 5 mins

Aye...ok son "

This. If that's your sole focus then you're not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt is he not a cartoon character somewhere

Finding nemo x"

That’s the guy. I knew I’d seen Squirt somewhere

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"Do men squirt? going by your verification summary it's been all men you have met "

Yes, but only with the toilet seat up

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride


"Do men squirt? going by your verification summary it's been all men you have met "

My thoughts as well.

Strange he is still Bi CURIOUS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men squirt? going by your verification summary it's been all men you have met "

Maybe he's a master of making men squirt!

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE"

Here is me thinking that the woman had something to do with it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think It's more acceptable than GUSH or GUSHER could be wrong but,wouldn't be the 1st and won't be the last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE"

Maybe they are intimidated by your status as a master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say you're a squirt master, is at the least optimistic. To be saying it in yer 40's makes me think he has cardboard sheets with the amount of wanking he does on his own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your profile name to the GUSH PULSATER 5000

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

bathgate

All a bit Jay from the Inbetweeners this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All a bit Jay from the Inbetweeners this "

"Oooh! Squirting Fwiends!"

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire/ Lanarkshire /Norwich

I think they stopped replying when you called yourself the squirt master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe you just shouldn't refer to yourself as the squirt master. or don't mention it at all. let your actions or skills speak for themselves at the time of the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt is he not a cartoon character somewhere

Finding nemo x"
I thought it was pokemon

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE"

Perhaps being used as a finger puppet does not appeal to them!

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By *rue_ColoursCouple
over a year ago

Measham

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"[Removed by poster at 14/11/18 23:19:16]"

Haha! Are you rephrasing that

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE"

Im curious as to how when your getting to know a female with the pottential of a meet , at what point would the discussion turn to squirting ?

And some guys wonder why they cant get a meet, ( with a female ).

All that said , i think calling yourself a squirt master is hilarious. Happily chalking another name off my fellow male competition .

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Squirtmaster?

Yer maw punts cooncil

It's pee mate. You're an expert in making a woman pish hersel.

So, if she's not into watersports then it's a turnoff.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Squirt is he not a cartoon character somewhere

Finding nemo x I thought it was pokemon"
that was squirtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes total turn off for me.its up their with

I can make you orgasm 10 times within 5 mins

Aye...ok son "

Oh you met him as well Mr 10 Times ... I'm still waiting for one.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Yes total turn off for me.its up their with

I can make you orgasm 10 times within 5 mins

Aye...ok son

Oh you met him as well Mr 10 Times ... I'm still waiting for one."
you know what they say wait for one ten come along at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirtmaster?

Yer maw punts cooncil

It's pee mate. You're an expert in making a woman pish hersel.

So, if she's not into watersports then it's a turnoff. "

I reckon the only way he will have women pishing themself will be at the self professed title he has given himself

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By *letch1964Man
over a year ago

west lothian

My wife can go for months without squirting then it just happens realy depends on the build up if we have been flirting all day sneaky touching flashing etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to make my plooks squirt.....

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Nearly pished myself at this.

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE"

This is on a par with the greatest literary pieces in history. Quite wonderful. Made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearly pished myself at this.

xslutx"

No, you nearly squirted yourself at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi was just wondering if mentioning the squirt word to women a know know

As I'm a squirt master I like to as or mention it wen u do women seem to stop replying STRANGE"

Are you for real?

I shake my head on here at times

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