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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably quite a lot of people are into but this just made me chuckle quite a wee bit messaged someone standard ordinary message having a banter instantly get back “let me rim you hun” completely out the blue!

What’s everyone else’ been like on this bound to be some belters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably quite a lot of people are into but this just made me chuckle quite a wee bit messaged someone standard ordinary message having a banter instantly get back “let me rim you hun” completely out the blue!

What’s everyone else’ been like on this bound to be some belters! "

So are you going to let him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker "

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get loads...

Can you curse my ex...?

Can you do love spells...?

Whats my future?

Can I sniff your sock/stockings?

Can I be naked in the room when you do witchcraft...?

The list is long and funny...

The weirdest was a guy wanting Lee's used old trainers. Why?????

To each his own. (I should have sold them....hee hee)

Xxx,

Nessa

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Think the oddest was a message literally begging us to have the Mrs ‘use him as a toilet’, his actual words.

Canny even pee if someone’s outside the door for stage fright and he’s wanting me to break off a brown log on him lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably quite a lot of people are into but this just made me chuckle quite a wee bit messaged someone standard ordinary message having a banter instantly get back “let me rim you hun” completely out the blue!

What’s everyone else’ been like on this bound to be some belters!

So are you going to let him? "

Absolutely not hahaha it was more than likely a he to be fair hiding behind a blank profile pic!

I hadn’t even sent a face pic jeeeeeeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think the oddest was a message literally begging us to have the Mrs ‘use him as a toilet’, his actual words.

Canny even pee if someone’s outside the door for stage fright and he’s wanting me to break off a brown log on him lol

Mrs

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Aw honestly hahaha I’m the same by the way if I have a wee bevy I get the most stage fright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills? "

Unfortunately not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker "

Awww fuck that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker "

I want to see this turned into a TV show...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you piss on me?

Naw

Can you shit on me?

Naw

Can I lick your pussy after Mr has came inside you?

Naw

Can I lick your toes?

Naw

Can you come round to mine and beat me?

Keep talking shite and I'll come round and knock fuck out of you no problem!

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

there is defo some mad hatters on here lol

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Guy messaged my hubby asking if he could come on my tits, offered to make a donation to a charity of the hubby's choice in return. Didn't even speak to me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wanted to fill my ass with custard and then eat it out of me with a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not "

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour? "

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer "

Might be tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

I want to see this turned into a TV show... "

Big brother meets prisoner cell block h

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

I want to see this turned into a TV show...

Big brother meets prisoner cell block h "

I predict a root.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted. "

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

I want to see this turned into a TV show...

Big brother meets prisoner cell block h

I predict a root. "

*riot

Ffs.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"He wanted to fill my ass with custard and then eat it out of me with a straw "

I don't think I want custard anymore.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted.

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy "

Nah.. Asda George all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted.

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy

Nah.. Asda George all the way. "

Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.

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By *iercedyvonneTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had a guy who wanted to give me anal prolapse.

I had to google it - I advise you not to. It isn't pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted.

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy

Nah.. Asda George all the way.

Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl."

Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted.

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy

Nah.. Asda George all the way.

Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.

Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you. "

I saw them yesterday. I had just bought mine from S&M last week, though.

Sorry, M&S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted.

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy

Nah.. Asda George all the way.

Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.

Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you.

I saw them yesterday. I had just bought mine from S&M last week, though.

Sorry, M&S."

Leather crotchless with snap away legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker

Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?

Unfortunately not

Would that have tipped it in his favour?

You thinking of putting in an improved offer

Might be tempted.

As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy

Nah.. Asda George all the way.

Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.

Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you.

I saw them yesterday. I had just bought mine from S&M last week, though.

Sorry, M&S.

Leather crotchless with snap away legs? "

Are you following me roon' the shops?

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