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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning after my shower I wrapped my towel round my waist and made a cup of coffee. As I walked back up the stairs, coffee in one hand and phone in the other, I kept standing on the bottom of the towel. No matter what I did I couldn't avoid it. Trying to walk up the stairs and stop my towel falling down I realised something. I could never be a cd or a woman. Has anyone else faced a stark realisation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this got to do with women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi-tasking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's this got to do with women?"

I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What's this got to do with women?

I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles. "

Haha , when women from fab walk upstairs with long skirts / dresses on, quite often they end up around thier ankles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's this got to do with women?

I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles.

Haha , when women from fab walk upstairs with long skirts / dresses on, quite often they end up around thier ankles. "

Quite possibly that's not by accident and their asses are a lot more aesthetically pleasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all "

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour. "

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing "

Not really but it does help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help. "

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?"

As long as they cover them in a pinny, and yellow marigolds too.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?"

If you are Kate Bush or a hovercraft

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

One way to solve the problem leave at the bottom of the stairs less time wasting when you get the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?"

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One way to solve the problem leave at the bottom of the stairs less time wasting when you get the bedroom "

Right. I'm following you up the stairs then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this got to do with women?

I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles. "

Wear a mini. Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's this got to do with women?

I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles.

Wear a mini. Problem solved "

And have some pervert follow me taking "upskirt" pictures and post them on fab pretending to be me. Fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault. "

That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.

That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man "

And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.

That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man "

Apologies. I used the wrong word, I should have said its not my problem. Fault implies, as you rightly pointed out that it is in some way something to do with me, whereas problem lays that at the door of the other person. So allow me to rephrase.

If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my problem . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my problem

Thanks for pointing out my mistake so I could be clear. You're a gem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.

That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man

And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ? "

Calm your wee shirt sleeves.

You don't find my nonsense funny, but I'm able to accept that folks find different things funny on here.

I take my sense of humour quite seriously ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.

That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man

And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ?

Calm your wee shirt sleeves.

You don't find my nonsense funny, but I'm able to accept that folks find different things funny on here.

I take my sense of humour quite seriously ya know"

I take my status as a modern man seriously too. I cook, clean, iron AND put the toilet seat down when I have finished.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.

But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing

Not really but it does help.

Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?

I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.

That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man

And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ?

Calm your wee shirt sleeves.

You don't find my nonsense funny, but I'm able to accept that folks find different things funny on here.

I take my sense of humour quite seriously ya know

I take my status as a modern man seriously too. I cook, clean, iron AND put the toilet seat down when I have finished. "

Thats a comprehensive approach to toilet etiquette

Maybe got something to hide ?

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I couldn't tell you the last time I wore a long skirt. Lol.

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't tell you the last time I wore a long skirt. Lol.

R "

Maybe I can buy you a coffee and I can try and help you remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha....Relevant to women how? Long skirt theory aside I think possibly too much whiskey in that coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha....Relevant to women how? Long skirt theory aside I think possibly too much whiskey in that coffee "

I never drink alcohol before 9am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this got to do with women?

I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles. "

Most women would just hike it up slightly to save any accident...or is that just me?

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Kick and flick dude, it's a hard learned skill..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kick and flick dude, it's a hard learned skill..

"

I read that too quickly and read "pick and flick" lol. I stopped that years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried it in your long skirt and heels yet, Jack?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"This morning after my shower I wrapped my towel round my waist and made a cup of coffee. As I walked back up the stairs, coffee in one hand and phone in the other, I kept standing on the bottom of the towel. No matter what I did I couldn't avoid it. Trying to walk up the stairs and stop my towel falling down I realised something. I could never be a cd or a woman. Has anyone else faced a stark realisation? "

I'm wondering why your stark realisation was that,and not, "I need a shorter towel" or "oooh, my task planning skills need work"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multi-tasking?"

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all "

Jumping between-currently- both sexes, men don’t know the half of it, a simple task is magnified immensely sometimes by fashion.

Then there’s heels! Then there’s Lacey undies that men like to cum over! Try being in them for a day... then there’s boobs and sore backs! Try strapping 15 Kgs to your front for a day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.

It's like you really don't know women at all

Jumping between-currently- both sexes, men don’t know the half of it, a simple task is magnified immensely sometimes by fashion.

Then there’s heels! Then there’s Lacey undies that men like to cum over! Try being in them for a day... then there’s boobs and sore backs! Try strapping 15 Kgs to your front for a day...

"

15kg? Thats one fifth of my body weight! How ginormous is your chest?

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey a rare person a male that puts the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey a rare person a male that puts the toilet seat down "

We only have his word for that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey a rare person a male that puts the toilet seat down "

That's probably the nicest thing I've been called in an open forum Heather.

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