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The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting 
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
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"If you can find any Jamie Oliver Ministry of Foods ones then they're easy to follow and always impressive. Mandy" Ta | |||
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"A bed , mixed with a sprinkling of you on top of it, lightly garnished with some lacy accessories, he will eat you up all night. And definitely feel satisfied in the morning. "He's sick of my pie apparently | |||
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"Rib eye steak, sweet potato fries, mushrooms and peas. Not a recipe just a great meal. Aww shit is Mr a veggie tae? If aye then I'm no help sorry " Rib eye steak? Think I'd be greetin cooking that...how do I know when it's cooked? Bearing in mind I cannae try a bit? | |||
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"Get a slow cooker you can make some nice stuff " Ahhhh...this has potential...fire it all into the one pot them fuck off and forget about it for a few hours....that's what I usually do | |||
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"Chicken and chorizo pasta bake. Even I can make it. Put a large pan of water on to boil. Add some salt. Slice a chorizo ring into thin slices and place in a frying pan with NO oil. Turn over the chorizo when it’s sizzling. It only needs a couple of minutes each side. When done, scrape the chorizo into a large oven proof dish. If the water is boiling, add your pasta. (I usually throw in a 500g bag of penne as it’s for me and 3 kids) Chop the chicken (2 or 3 chicken breasts should be enough) and add some olive oil to the pan you did the chorizo in. When it’s hot add the chicken and fry it off. Now, you can add what you want to the chicken but I add the following Schwartz Chargrilled Chicken Seasoning Schwartz Garlic Italian Seasoning Smoked Paprika Just shake a bit over the chicken and then turn the chicken over and shake a bit more on. Cook the chicken for a few minutes. STIR THE PASTA so it doesn’t stick to the bottom. When the chicken is cooked, add to the chorizo in the dish. When the pasta is cooked, drain it in a colander. Then put it back in the pan and fill with cold water. Then drain it again and add to the dish (the cold water removes excess starch and stops it sticking) Mix together with a wooden spoon and add a jar of smooth Dolmio sauce. (See, told you it was easy). Stir it all together. Then flatten it out and sprinkle grated mozzarella over it and permesan to taste. I also sprinkle Oregano over the top too. Bung in the oven and cook until golden brown. Hey presto. " | |||
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"Rib eye steak, sweet potato fries, mushrooms and peas. Not a recipe just a great meal. Aww shit is Mr a veggie tae? If aye then I'm no help sorry Rib eye steak? Think I'd be greetin cooking that...how do I know when it's cooked? Bearing in mind I cannae try a bit? " Press it. The longer it cooks the firmer it gets. If you want it well done, press your forehead with your index finger and cook the steak TIL it feels the same. If it’s medium you want, press the bit of your hand at the bottom of your thumb and cook the steak TIL it’s like that. | |||
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"Chicken and chorizo pasta bake. Even I can make it. Put a large pan of water on to boil. Add some salt. Slice a chorizo ring into thin slices and place in a frying pan with NO oil. Turn over the chorizo when it’s sizzling. It only needs a couple of minutes each side. When done, scrape the chorizo into a large oven proof dish. If the water is boiling, add your pasta. (I usually throw in a 500g bag of penne as it’s for me and 3 kids) Chop the chicken (2 or 3 chicken breasts should be enough) and add some olive oil to the pan you did the chorizo in. When it’s hot add the chicken and fry it off. Now, you can add what you want to the chicken but I add the following Schwartz Chargrilled Chicken Seasoning Schwartz Garlic Italian Seasoning Smoked Paprika Just shake a bit over the chicken and then turn the chicken over and shake a bit more on. Cook the chicken for a few minutes. STIR THE PASTA so it doesn’t stick to the bottom. When the chicken is cooked, add to the chorizo in the dish. When the pasta is cooked, drain it in a colander. Then put it back in the pan and fill with cold water. Then drain it again and add to the dish (the cold water removes excess starch and stops it sticking) Mix together with a wooden spoon and add a jar of smooth Dolmio sauce. (See, told you it was easy). Stir it all together. Then flatten it out and sprinkle grated mozzarella over it and permesan to taste. I also sprinkle Oregano over the top too. Bung in the oven and cook until golden brown. Hey presto. "Dolmio sauce! What sorta Italian are you? You forgot olive oil in he pasta 
Joking aside tho this sounds lovely
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"Chicken and chorizo pasta bake. Even I can make it. Put a large pan of water on to boil. Add some salt. Slice a chorizo ring into thin slices and place in a frying pan with NO oil. Turn over the chorizo when it’s sizzling. It only needs a couple of minutes each side. When done, scrape the chorizo into a large oven proof dish. If the water is boiling, add your pasta. (I usually throw in a 500g bag of penne as it’s for me and 3 kids) Chop the chicken (2 or 3 chicken breasts should be enough) and add some olive oil to the pan you did the chorizo in. When it’s hot add the chicken and fry it off. Now, you can add what you want to the chicken but I add the following Schwartz Chargrilled Chicken Seasoning Schwartz Garlic Italian Seasoning Smoked Paprika Just shake a bit over the chicken and then turn the chicken over and shake a bit more on. Cook the chicken for a few minutes. STIR THE PASTA so it doesn’t stick to the bottom. When the chicken is cooked, add to the chorizo in the dish. When the pasta is cooked, drain it in a colander. Then put it back in the pan and fill with cold water. Then drain it again and add to the dish (the cold water removes excess starch and stops it sticking) Mix together with a wooden spoon and add a jar of smooth Dolmio sauce. (See, told you it was easy). Stir it all together. Then flatten it out and sprinkle grated mozzarella over it and permesan to taste. I also sprinkle Oregano over the top too. Bung in the oven and cook until golden brown. Hey presto.
Dolmio sauce! What sorta Italian are you? You forgot olive oil in he pasta
Joking aside tho this sounds lovely
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"Rib eye steak, sweet potato fries, mushrooms and peas. Not a recipe just a great meal. Aww shit is Mr a veggie tae? If aye then I'm no help sorry Rib eye steak? Think I'd be greetin cooking that...how do I know when it's cooked? Bearing in mind I cannae try a bit? " 3 and a half minutes either side will do it medium. Only turn it once mind | |||
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"Try joe wicks, the body coach recipes. His chicken and leek pie is lovely and really easy to make Mrs " Agree
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"Try joe wicks, the body coach recipes. His chicken and leek pie is lovely and really easy to make Mrs Agree
He's a fanny though. "Yeah total fuck nugget and annoying as hell but his recipes are good lol | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)"Vegetable lasagne and garlic bread x | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)"Im a shite cook too. Bought a cook in the bag chicken and yep i forgot to cook it in the bag which meant it was dry | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)
Im a shite cook too. Bought a cook in the bag chicken and yep i forgot to cook it in the bag which meant it was dry"
Even I'm not that daft! | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)
Im a shite cook too. Bought a cook in the bag chicken and yep i forgot to cook it in the bag which meant it was dry
Even I'm not that daft!"You can cook it out of the bag lol | |||
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"A bed , mixed with a sprinkling of you on top of it, lightly garnished with some lacy accessories, he will eat you up all night. And definitely feel satisfied in the morning.
He's sick of my pie apparently "Haha good reply. X | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)
Im a shite cook too. Bought a cook in the bag chicken and yep i forgot to cook it in the bag which meant it was dry
Even I'm not that daft!
You can cook it out of the bag lol "Told you...I'm fucking hopeless! | |||
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"Toast and cheese what could possibly go wrong "She burns the cheese | |||
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"You really can't go wrong with a ready meal from M+S just read the directions and follow them .they also have a good range of side dishes (potato+veg) which you can reheat in the microwave.saying all that the slow cooker is good,you can do so much with it just practice you'll soon get it ." Read my OP...their Chicken Reng Dang (recommended by Paddy McGuinness in store!) left him with an arsehole like the flag of Japan.."that went through me like a fucking Porsche!" | |||
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"Toast and cheese what could possibly go wrong
She burns the cheese "Fucking Egon Ronay over there..... | |||
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"He sounds fussy as fuck Tell him to cook " He does most of the cleaning to be fair. | |||
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"Toast and cheese what could possibly go wrong
She burns the cheese
Fucking Egon Ronay over there....."Get a cook in and pay in kind | |||
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"Toast and cheese what could possibly go wrong
She burns the cheese
Fucking Egon Ronay over there.....
Get a cook in and pay in kind "That should get me a Pot Noodle then. | |||
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can't kill anyone with that if it's been on for 8hrs | |||
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"Get yourself a slow cooker can't kill anyone with that if it's been on for 8hrs "lol Dan this slow interweb | |||
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"Rib eye steak, sweet potato fries, mushrooms and peas. Not a recipe just a great meal. Aww shit is Mr a veggie tae? If aye then I'm no help sorry Rib eye steak? Think I'd be greetin cooking that...how do I know when it's cooked? Bearing in mind I cannae try a bit? Press it. The longer it cooks the firmer it gets. If you want it well done, press your forehead with your index finger and cook the steak TIL it feels the same. If it’s medium you want, press the bit of your hand at the bottom of your thumb and cook the steak TIL it’s like that. " Or if you like it rare just wipe the coos erse and stick it on the plate | |||
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"Get yourself a slow cooker can't kill anyone with that if it's been on for 8hrs lol Dan this slow interweb"Yeah yeah blame the tinterweb | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)"Can you make soup? | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)
Can you make soup?"Actually my soup is pretty decent. | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)
Can you make soup?
Actually my soup is pretty decent."Well, you can cook. My granny told me if you can't if you CAN'T make soup, you can't cook. I can make soup, btw. | |||
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"Take one scots pie add either beans or peas and walla" Are they not full of pish flaps and arse holes though? Even a bit of HP sauce cannae hide that shit... | |||
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"Take a slice of bread, toast on one side (toast not burn), slice cheese thickly and lay on the untoasted side, add some chopped onion, toast with the cheese/onion sunny side up, ta dah Roasted cheese with fresh onion, delish "Why did you have to post that at this time of the morning. Bloody hungry now.  | |||
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"I'm a shite cook. Even manage to semi poison Mr with an M&S ready meal
The chicken reng dang was aww wrang and gave him ring sting
Recommend a nice easy recipe so I can satisfy my man
(No lamb or pork...boak)
Can you make soup?
Actually my soup is pretty decent."Heinz tomato, vegetable or chicken. (other brands are available.)   | |||
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"Rib eye steak, sweet potato fries, mushrooms and peas. Not a recipe just a great meal. Aww shit is Mr a veggie tae? If aye then I'm no help sorry Rib eye steak? Think I'd be greetin cooking that...how do I know when it's cooked? Bearing in mind I cannae try a bit? " Take steak out of fridge and allow to come to room temperature Heat pan to max Rub oil onto steak and then salt and pepper Place in pan. Leave for 3 minutes Turn it over. Cook for a further 3 minutes. Turn off heat and allow to sit for a minute before removing from pan. For a quick sauce, turn heat on again, add a splash of whisky and a spoon of wholegrain mustard. Turn off heat and stir in double cream. Instant whisky mustard sauce. | |||
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"I think as soon as you mentioned "heat", there was going to be a problem. Mind you, this could be a ploy to get Mr D so sick of burnt offerings, that he begs for a salad, and turns veggie." Yeah.. .Think I'll just toss him a can of chickpeas tonight and tell him to make his own fucking dinner! | |||
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"There is also the Just Eat app. Or McDonalds on Uber eats." I've never had a McDonald's....I'm a freak I think. | |||
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"There is also the Just Eat app. Or McDonalds on Uber eats. I've never had a McDonald's....I'm a freak I think." We're not giving ideas for your dinner, we're trying to keep Mr D's strength up so he can keep sassing you! | |||
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"Take one scots pie add either beans or peas and walla Are they not full of pish flaps and arse holes though? Even a bit of HP sauce cannae hide that shit..." Not unlike some cams on here then | |||
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"Did the poor guy get any dinner last night in the end? "Fish pie | |||
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"Did the poor guy get any dinner last night in the end?
Fish pie "Lidl do a good 3 Fish Roast! | |||
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"Did the poor guy get any dinner last night in the end?
Fish pie
Lidl do a good 3 Fish Roast! "Is that like a TurBriskafil? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/06a0e11b-b61e-47f6-b324-18c7cbbd9e60 | |||
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"Rubbish cook here too, hubby reckons I just use the fire alarm as a timer, cheeky git "
He says the same. Weans come bounding down the stairs cause they think it's the dinner bell | |||
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"Rubbish cook here too, hubby reckons I just use the fire alarm as a timer, cheeky git
He says the same. Weans come bounding down the stairs cause they think it's the dinner bell ". that's brilliant,
And they always new when it was time to come in from playing too | |||
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"I'm baking banana loaf.....for myself....fuck 'em "Make me one, and I'll do you a batch of scones. | |||
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