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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man. No I'm not "fab" straight.

. I felled a tree and cut it into logs for my Woodburner. What do you feel like today and why?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I feel like a pig as ate all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a lazy Bastard with a TV remote control who has sat on his Arse all day so far

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Holiday somewhere warm, dry and sunny where I can get naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like a pig as ate all day."

Be careful. You are probably gonna get a plethora of messages asking about a good "porking" or asking for a "poke in the pig".

Of course I'm too classy to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like an idiot. I walked for three hours today and now my thighs are in agony

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an idiot. I walked for three hours today and now my thighs are in agony

I know someone good at massages.

. They cost is a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an idiot. I walked for three hours today and now my thighs are in agony

I know someone good at massages.

. They cost is a cuppa.

I love my walking but think I went a bit overboard lol. Milk? Sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an idiot. I walked for three hours today and now my thighs are in agony

I know someone good at massages.

. They cost is a cuppa.

I love my walking but think I went a bit overboard lol. Milk? Sugar?

Just milk. Thanks. I mean I think they take milk. (shit. Does she know I'm talking about me. I hope that didn't give it away.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like an ugly bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard. "

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A woman .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman .

Come to think of it so do I. Don you know where I could find one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 90 yr old.....burning the candle at both ends this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teenager....I slept till near 3 today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 90 yr old.....burning the candle at both ends this weekend."

According to some profiles then you are right in their age range now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror . "

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*sent. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror . "

I not a glutton for punishment!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Supplies of memory bleach available .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!"

They did say they liked threesomes.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want? "

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I? "

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need a sex dictionary.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

I need that too. But would. Like the dictionary first. I'm too innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man. No I'm not "fab" straight.

. I felled a tree and cut it into logs for my Woodburner. What do you feel like today and why? "

I feel like I'm recovering from major surgery, I really shouldn't drink till 9 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

I need that too. But would. Like the dictionary first. I'm too innocent.

I'm told that Steph knows all the weird sex terms on urban dicktionary, so she can corrupt you, without needing to look anything up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man. No I'm not "fab" straight.

. I felled a tree and cut it into logs for my Woodburner. What do you feel like today and why?

I feel like I'm recovering from major surgery, I really shouldn't drink till 9 in the morning

Well. You know what would make you feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

I need that too. But would. Like the dictionary first. I'm too innocent.

I'm told that Steph knows all the weird sex terms on urban dicktionary, so she can corrupt you, without needing to look anything up."

That's so funny that you've spelt dictionary wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man. No I'm not "fab" straight.

. I felled a tree and cut it into logs for my Woodburner. What do you feel like today and why?

I feel like I'm recovering from major surgery, I really shouldn't drink till 9 in the morning

Well. You know what would make you feel better.

Yes another 8 hours sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man. No I'm not "fab" straight.

. I felled a tree and cut it into logs for my Woodburner. What do you feel like today and why?

I feel like I'm recovering from major surgery, I really shouldn't drink till 9 in the morning

Well. You know what would make you feel better.

Yes another 8 hours sleep

Not remotely close to what I was thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man. No I'm not "fab" straight.

. I felled a tree and cut it into logs for my Woodburner. What do you feel like today and why?

I feel like I'm recovering from major surgery, I really shouldn't drink till 9 in the morning

Well. You know what would make you feel better.

Yes another 8 hours sleep

Not remotely close to what I was thinking.

2 litres of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

Sorry cold Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

No a hot Scottish man with a bit of Irish in his blood giving you a nice foot or neck massage. Ffs woman.

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over a year ago

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

No a hot Scottish man with a bit of Irish in his blood giving you a nice foot or neck massage. Ffs woman.

The thought of someone massaging my neck gives me the fear. Your welcome to my feet tho

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

No a hot Scottish man with a bit of Irish in his blood giving you a nice foot or neck massage. Ffs woman.

The thought of someone massaging my neck gives me the fear. Your welcome to my feet tho

You’ve got to start at the bottom and work your way up .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

I need that too. But would. Like the dictionary first. I'm too innocent.

I'm told that Steph knows all the weird sex terms on urban dicktionary, so she can corrupt you, without needing to look anything up.

That's so funny that you've spelt dictionary wrong

That was a Freudian slip not a nylon one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

No a hot Scottish man with a bit of Irish in his blood giving you a nice foot or neck massage. Ffs woman.

The thought of someone massaging my neck gives me the fear. Your welcome to my feet tho

You’ve got to start at the bottom and work your way up .

It's only up to my knees that's sticking out of the covers, that's as far as he's getting

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I feel like a pin cushion.... ftn docs that can't take blood the first 15 times of trying!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I feel like a pin cushion.... ftn docs that can't take blood the first 15 times of trying!!! "

They’ve taken that much from you it’s hard for them to find a new source .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

I need that too. But would. Like the dictionary first. I'm too innocent.

I'm told that Steph knows all the weird sex terms on urban dicktionary, so she can corrupt you, without needing to look anything up.

That's so funny that you've spelt dictionary wrong

Really? Never noticed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like an ugly bastard.

I'm sure you will find one on here if you look hard enough.

I found one. I have a mirror.

You must have more than one mirror .

Maybe not. He might not want more than seven years bad luck.

BTW. I was called fugly in a message. I went them two more face pics and wished them sweet dreams.

Sadist!

They did say they liked threesomes.

That was the biscuit thread they liked a trio .

Shit I always get that wrong. So when they say they like four fingers it's a kit kat they want?

Or two if their watching their chocolate intake .

See I would have thought two was a drifter. Ffs how clueless am I. See when they say they want a meeting, I am right in pointing them to alcoholics anonymous website, aren't I?

A meating usually that’s a sausage .

I need sex .

Sorted for you .

I need that too. But would. Like the dictionary first. I'm too innocent.

I'm told that Steph knows all the weird sex terms on urban dicktionary, so she can corrupt you, without needing to look anything up.

That's so funny that you've spelt dictionary wrong

Really? Never noticed...

Yeah, the irony was too funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better with a litre of irn bru. But no

Flat, cold bru was my next guess

a cold chinky

No a hot Scottish man with a bit of Irish in his blood giving you a nice foot or neck massage. Ffs woman.

The thought of someone massaging my neck gives me the fear. Your welcome to my feet tho

You’ve got to start at the bottom and work your way up .

It's only up to my knees that's sticking out of the covers, that's as far as he's getting

Hmmm. We'll see

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