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"what about non drinkers, are they invited ![]() Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? ![]() Cheesy balls | |||
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"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? ![]() We have nuts, all shapes and sizes ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? ![]() No I just had a shower. ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Glenlivet, and Andy Kay is paying. I bet he wishes he sais "snog" now. ![]() Its a free bar ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? ![]() ![]() I'll just help myself then and to the nuts on offer ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had. I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly First one being When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago She responded with her next question Was I an escort / call girl ![]() No one likes a show off! ![]() | |||
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"Soory about that. Finished work now and have a nice merlot poured. Time to relax. Hope you are all enjoying the free bar and nibbles. " I've opened the vodka, very nice it is too over ice and lemonade ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Glenlivet, and Andy Kay is paying. I bet he wishes he sais "snog" now. ![]() ![]() ![]() I want him to pay! ![]() | |||
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"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had. I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly First one being When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago She responded with her next question Was I an escort / call girl ![]() Last time I went the nurse was about to ask the same question until she saw the cobwebs around my "little general" and then asked why the fuck was I there? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had. I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly First one being When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago She responded with her next question Was I an escort / call girl ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh dear lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had. I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly First one being When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago She responded with her next question Was I an escort / call girl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know. The cheek of it. Could have been worse. She could have asked where it was. ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". " I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() Haha. "dad" dancing. ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What do you fancy? Song wise I mean. ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Please don't stop the music by Rhianna ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're on. "grabs your hand and pulls you onto the dance floor" woohooo. | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not S&M ...... By Rihanna | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm more M&S than S&M ![]() ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As he spins me round lol ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're safe there as that's one song I don't like lol ![]() | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They do some nice jumpers. | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pulls. You in tight. Smiles and spins you away. | |||
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""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What no kiss?? ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() I'll hd you to that ![]() | |||
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"They do some nice jumpers. I like there jeans. " Bought my first jeans from there last weekend. I now FEEL old. ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() Hold lol ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() You better. | |||
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"Sita in the corner... chillin " The bars free grab a drink | |||
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"Sita in the corner... chillin " No quiet ones allowed!! Get on the dance floor and show us your moves ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() Oh I will indeed ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm. | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() Mmmm nice, I like it ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck. ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar! | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm. Glad you didn't say dungeon. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you're good. I like it a lot ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've got a feeling Cate has her own. ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No dungeon here. Just a cosy flat ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I lean in to whisper in your ear and have a little nibble. You giggle. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And sends shivers down my spine ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There's a clue there isn't there? ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hhhmmm I have a thought ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Kisses round your neck as the music plays. (I beg the dj "please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music) ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't stop the music, turn the music up ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it a good thought? | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is indeed lol ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you a detective? Lol | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I should be lol ![]() | |||
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"what about non drinkers, are they invited ![]() ![]() ![]() no alcohol or no sex Oh great, thanks ![]() | |||
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"what about non drinkers, are they invited ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Surely if there’s to much alcohol that’s when there’s no sex ? ![]() | |||
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"what about non drinkers, are they invited ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pmsl. I'm sure you will have no trouble finding the latter Peter. Have a drink. The music is good. So is the atmosphere. I couldn't be having a better time. ![]() | |||
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"what about non drinkers, are they invited ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stick around the fun is just beginning and the dance floor us filling up. Peter shows us your moves ![]() | |||
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"what about non drinkers, are they invited ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is a delicate balance. One I have never needed to perfect though. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs" One of my favourite songs too ![]() | |||
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"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs One of my favourite songs too ![]() Hey dj. Play moves like Jagger please. Shit it's a juke box and not a dj. How. Much have I drank. ![]() | |||
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"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs One of my favourite songs too ![]() ![]() Too much by the sound of it. Well I'm sorry to break up the party but I'm off to get some sleep. Adiós amigos!! ![]() | |||
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"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs One of my favourite songs too ![]() ![]() ![]() Me. Too. Before I say or do something you regret. Lol. | |||
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"Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner ![]() Aye we were. While watching your cam. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If she looks like Jane Tennyson, I'm cutting in on your dance! | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She looks better than Jane tennyson, but some similarities. I won't stop you from asking. Lol. Ladies choice. | |||
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"Well that was a very good night. Might need to open the bar more often. Maybe a bit earlier in he evening too. " See if you can get a better cabaret act this time ![]() | |||
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"Well that was a very good night. Might need to open the bar more often. Maybe a bit earlier in he evening too. See if you can get a better cabaret act this time ![]() I will try. Do you have any suggestions? Maybe burlesque dancers? | |||
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"Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner ![]() Don't be disgusting! It was bump and grind lol ![]() | |||
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"Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner ![]() ![]() Whatever it was it was fun. But has Anyone seen the lace from my right shoe and my left sock. | |||
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"What no kiss?? x Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah, I'm not asking. I already had a cauld bum from the naughty step this week! ![]() | |||
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