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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fab winger staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the drink and snacks are free x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's all complimentary courtesy of the fab winger staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about non drinkers, are they invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what about non drinkers, are they invited "

Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex )

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? x"

Cheesy balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? x"

We have nuts, all shapes and sizes

Sausage rolls crisps, salads, a well stocked sweet trolley and you can order food from the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? x

Cheesy balls"

No I just had a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint of Glenlivet, and Andy Kay is paying.

I bet he wishes he sais "snog" now.

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By *idingawayCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gin and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pint of Glenlivet, and Andy Kay is paying.

I bet he wishes he sais "snog" now. "

Its a free bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a vodka and lemonade then. What are your snacks? x

We have nuts, all shapes and sizes

Sausage rolls crisps, salads, a well stocked sweet trolley and you can order food from the bar. "

I'll just help myself then and to the nuts on offer x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Rubarb & ginger gin & lemonade for me please loads of ice

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had.

I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly

First one being

When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago

She responded with her next question

Was I an escort / call girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's an appointment I have to make too. I told my nurse ages ago that I swing as she asked why I wanted the tests done. I said I am very sexually active, she was confused so I told her. Then she understood lol x

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow


"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had.

I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly

First one being

When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago

She responded with her next question

Was I an escort / call girl

"

No one likes a show off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soory about that. Finished work now and have a nice merlot poured. Time to relax. Hope you are all enjoying the free bar and nibbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soory about that. Finished work now and have a nice merlot poured. Time to relax. Hope you are all enjoying the free bar and nibbles. "

I've opened the vodka, very nice it is too over ice and lemonade x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pint of Glenlivet, and Andy Kay is paying.

I bet he wishes he sais "snog" now.

Its a free bar "

I want him to pay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had.

I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly

First one being

When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago

She responded with her next question

Was I an escort / call girl

"

Last time I went the nurse was about to ask the same question until she saw the cobwebs around my "little general" and then asked why the fuck was I there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had.

I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly

First one being

When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago

She responded with her next question

Was I an escort / call girl

Last time I went the nurse was about to ask the same question until she saw the cobwebs around my "little general" and then asked why the fuck was I there? "

Oh dear lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So while we are all sitting at the bar should we share our stories from the week we have just had.

I had my regular sexual health screening yesterday and opted to answer all her questions very honestly

First one being

When did you last have sex to which I answered about half an hour ago

She responded with her next question

Was I an escort / call girl

Last time I went the nurse was about to ask the same question until she saw the cobwebs around my "little general" and then asked why the fuck was I there?

Oh dear lol x"

I know. The cheek of it. Could have been worse. She could have asked where it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen". "

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x"

Haha. "dad" dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing. "

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x"

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves "

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x"

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean. "

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x"

You're on. "grabs your hand and pulls you onto the dance floor" woohooo.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x"

Not S&M ......

By Rihanna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

Not S&M ......

By Rihanna "

I'm more M&S than S&M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

You're on. "grabs your hand and pulls you onto the dance floor" woohooo. "

As he spins me round lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

Not S&M ......

By Rihanna "

You're safe there as that's one song I don't like lol x

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

Not S&M ......

By Rihanna

I'm more M&S than S&M "

They do some nice jumpers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

You're on. "grabs your hand and pulls you onto the dance floor" woohooo.

As he spins me round lol x"

Pulls. You in tight. Smiles and spins you away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""hits a couple of buttons on the juke box and selects" Come on Eileen".

I can just see you dancing with your dungarees on x

Haha. "dad" dancing.

Yeah my dad looks like he's skiing when I last saw him dance. Cringe!! x

Come and dance with me. Then at least no one will. Notice my crap. Moves

Put on a fast number and you got yourself a deal x

What do you fancy? Song wise I mean.

Please don't stop the music by Rhianna x

You're on. "grabs your hand and pulls you onto the dance floor" woohooo.

As he spins me round lol x

Pulls. You in tight. Smiles and spins you away. "

What no kiss?? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They do some nice jumpers.

I like there jeans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get my jeans from Debenhams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time. "

I'll hd you to that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do some nice jumpers.

I like there jeans. "

Bought my first jeans from there last weekend. I now FEEL old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x"

Hold lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x"

You better.

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Sita in the corner... chillin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sita in the corner... chillin "

The bars free grab a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sita in the corner... chillin "

No quiet ones allowed!! Get on the dance floor and show us your moves x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better. "

Oh I will indeed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x"

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm. "

Mmmm nice, I like it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Mmmm nice, I like it x"

We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm. "

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!"

I'm. Glad you didn't say dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Mmmm nice, I like it x

We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck. "

Oh you're good. I like it a lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

I'm. Glad you didn't say dungeon. "

I've got a feeling Cate has her own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!"

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

I'm. Glad you didn't say dungeon.

I've got a feeling Cate has her own. "

No dungeon here. Just a cosy flat x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Mmmm nice, I like it x

We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck.

Oh you're good. I like it a lot x"

I lean in to whisper in your ear and have a little nibble. You giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Mmmm nice, I like it x

We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck.

Oh you're good. I like it a lot x

I lean in to whisper in your ear and have a little nibble. You giggle.

"

And sends shivers down my spine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x"

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol"

There's a clue there isn't there? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

"

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Mmmm nice, I like it x

We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck.

Oh you're good. I like it a lot x

I lean in to whisper in your ear and have a little nibble. You giggle.

And sends shivers down my spine x"

Kisses round your neck as the music plays. (I beg the dj "please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Mmmm nice, I like it x

We sway to the music as my hands rest in your ass and your arms are crossed around my neck.

Oh you're good. I like it a lot x

I lean in to whisper in your ear and have a little nibble. You giggle.

And sends shivers down my spine x

Kisses round your neck as the music plays. (I beg the dj "please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music) "

Don't stop the music, turn the music up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x"

Is it a good thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

Is it a good thought? "

It is indeed lol x

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over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

Is it a good thought?

It is indeed lol x"

Are you a detective? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

Is it a good thought?

It is indeed lol x

Are you a detective? Lol"

I should be lol x

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over a year ago


"what about non drinkers, are they invited

Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex ) "

no alcohol or no sex

Oh great, thanks

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"what about non drinkers, are they invited

Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex )

no alcohol or no sex

Oh great, thanks "

Surely if there’s to much alcohol that’s when there’s no sex ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what about non drinkers, are they invited

Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex )

no alcohol or no sex

Oh great, thanks "

Pmsl. I'm sure you will have no trouble finding the latter Peter. Have a drink. The music is good. So is the atmosphere. I couldn't be having a better time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about non drinkers, are they invited

Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex )

no alcohol or no sex

Oh great, thanks

Surely if there’s to much alcohol that’s when there’s no sex ? "

Stick around the fun is just beginning and the dance floor us filling up. Peter shows us your moves x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what about non drinkers, are they invited

Absolutely. There's a wide variety of soft drinks, fruit juices and mocktails. Most popular among single guys on fab is our patented "sex on the beach." (of course as its non alcoholic it's without the sex )

no alcohol or no sex

Oh great, thanks

Surely if there’s to much alcohol that’s when there’s no sex ? "

It is a delicate balance. One I have never needed to perfect though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs"

One of my favourite songs too x

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over a year ago


"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs

One of my favourite songs too x"

Hey dj. Play moves like Jagger please.

Shit it's a juke box and not a dj. How. Much have I drank.

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over a year ago


"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs

One of my favourite songs too x

Hey dj. Play moves like Jagger please.

Shit it's a juke box and not a dj. How. Much have I drank. "

Too much by the sound of it. Well I'm sorry to break up the party but I'm off to get some sleep. Adiós amigos!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hear Peter moves like Jagger, I move like jaegerbombs

One of my favourite songs too x

Hey dj. Play moves like Jagger please.

Shit it's a juke box and not a dj. How. Much have I drank.

Too much by the sound of it. Well I'm sorry to break up the party but I'm off to get some sleep. Adiós amigos!! x"

Me. Too. Before I say or do something you regret. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good night all. Last one out turn off the lights and lock up. Cheers. And FYI I am. Going home alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Just walked in with Mrs She Devil and interested looks turned to growls ??. Maybe i should take my He Devil name tag off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner "

Aye we were. While watching your cam.

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over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

Is it a good thought?

It is indeed lol x

Are you a detective? Lol"

If she looks like Jane Tennyson, I'm cutting in on your dance!

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over a year ago

Well that was a very good night. Might need to open the bar more often. Maybe a bit earlier in he evening too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

Is it a good thought?

It is indeed lol x

Are you a detective? Lol

If she looks like Jane Tennyson, I'm cutting in on your dance!"

She looks better than Jane tennyson, but some similarities. I won't stop you from asking. Lol. Ladies choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a very good night. Might need to open the bar more often. Maybe a bit earlier in he evening too. "

See if you can get a better cabaret act this time

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over a year ago


"Well that was a very good night. Might need to open the bar more often. Maybe a bit earlier in he evening too.

See if you can get a better cabaret act this time "

I will try. Do you have any suggestions? Maybe burlesque dancers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner "

Don't be disgusting! It was bump and grind lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard it....the pair of ye's are dry riding in the corner

Don't be disgusting! It was bump and grind lol x"

Whatever it was it was fun. But has Anyone seen the lace from my right shoe and my left sock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What no kiss?? x

Didn't want to be too forward. But definitely next time.

I'll hd you to that x

You better.

Oh I will indeed x

Pulls you in close, looks deep in your eyes and moves his mouth close and gently places his lips on yours. Mmm.

Jeez, get a room! Or away and winch in the cellar of the Fabbar!

Maybe if a mutual friend would message me I could give them my Kik and could pass it on to him lol x

I'm. Not too hard to find on kik. Lol

There's a clue there isn't there? x

Hhhmmm I have a thought x

Is it a good thought?

It is indeed lol x

Are you a detective? Lol

If she looks like Jane Tennyson, I'm cutting in on your dance!

She looks better than Jane tennyson, but some similarities. I won't stop you from asking. Lol. Ladies choice. "

Nah, I'm not asking. I already had a cauld bum from the naughty step this week!

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