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"I eat everything randomly, except bounty. I bloody hate coconut!" So do I but that's not the question  | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours "Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Malteaser is always top Caramel Mars Galaxy Milky Way Twix Bounty Snickers (hate chocolate with nuts) | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.
Malteaser is always top
Caramel
Mars
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twix
Bounty
Snickers (hate chocolate with nuts)"Get outta here | |||
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"I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel "No but you can have all the milky ways | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts. "That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions "You can have my nuts if you want.  | |||
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"I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel
No but you can have all the milky ways "Deal. My nuts are yours for your milky way Euphemisms for everyone lol | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want. "Have you got Roses | |||
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"I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel
No but you can have all the milky ways
Deal. My nuts are yours for your milky way
Euphemisms for everyone lol "I'll throw in 2 Twix and a Mars Bar | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses "Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.  | |||
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"The maltesers are better than actual malteasers!" They are! I'm starting to doubt my original line up  | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours. "If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S | |||
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"I love a Milky Way! Always reminds me of being a kid, I used to est them all the time!" Get back to the 70's with a statement like that | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Oh aye. Posh totty are you?
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S " | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S "I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.  | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round. "Do not taint my confectionary thread | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.
Do not taint my confectionary thread "I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned. | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours "Twix and snickers first then any combo after. | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.
Do not taint my confectionary thread
I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned. "You started it  with your innuendo, tut tut  | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.
Do not taint my confectionary thread
I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.
You started it with your innuendo, tut tut "Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after. "That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment "How about joining in with FPF? | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.
Do not taint my confectionary thread
I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.
You started it with your innuendo, tut tut
Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx"Apology accepted. Next time keep your mind on the confectionary | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.
Do not taint my confectionary thread
I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.
You started it with your innuendo, tut tut
Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx
Apology accepted. Next time keep your mind on the confectionary "What about a finger... Of fudge. | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?"Random | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?
Random "Not really. Can't message you lol | |||
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"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels. Maybe the lady likes nuts.
That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions
You can have my nuts if you want.
Have you got Roses
Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.
If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S
I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.
Do not taint my confectionary thread
I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.
You started it with your innuendo, tut tut
Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx
Apology accepted. Next time keep your mind on the confectionary
What about a finger... Of fudge. "If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?
Random
Not really. Can't message you lol "I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?
Random
Not really. Can't message you lol
I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was "What can I say, was worth a try lol | |||
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"I only eat the Maltesers x" Hope you get dibs on them | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?
Random
Not really. Can't message you lol
I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was
What can I say, was worth a try lol "God loves a trier, you can have 2 mars, 3 Maltesers and a milky way | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?
Random
Not really. Can't message you lol
I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was
What can I say, was worth a try lol
God loves a trier, you can have 2 mars, 3 Maltesers and a milky way "All this for just one nut? | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours "My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol Snickers Maltesers Galaxy Galaxy caramel Bounty Twix Mars Milky way x | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
How about joining in with FPF?
Random
Not really. Can't message you lol
I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was
What can I say, was worth a try lol
God loves a trier, you can have 2 mars, 3 Maltesers and a milky way
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"Thread hijack alert! Aldi are selling bags of Munchies, and sprog #1 stole both bags I bought. He's out the will. "Off with his head | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
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Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x"I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx" I want a better offer than a fudge | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging "The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step? | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge "Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step? "The biscuit is a whole other thread | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx "M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?
The biscuit is a whole other thread "So you're on the naughty step then? Lucky girl lol | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx
M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates "Deal. Xx will you share it with me though? | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?
The biscuit is a whole other thread
So you're on the naughty step then?
Lucky girl lol "I'll have my chocolate to keep me company | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx
M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates
Deal. Xx will you share it with me though? "I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?
The biscuit is a whole other thread
So you're on the naughty step then?
Lucky girl lol
I'll have my chocolate to keep me company "I'll keep you company | |||
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"Bounty is the best one! Followed by Snickers. The rest I can take or leave apart from Malteasers which are minging! " ALERT ALERT fake profile. No way a woman would say that | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx
M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates
Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?
I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts "Erm not the best image. Lol But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK. | |||
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"Bounty is the best one! Followed by Snickers. The rest I can take or leave apart from Malteasers which are minging! " Absolutely mental answer. | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?
The biscuit is a whole other thread
So you're on the naughty step then?
Lucky girl lol
I'll have my chocolate to keep me company
I'll keep you company "I've got my Belgian chocolates, that's all the company I need | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Love them all but of chocolate hardest thing to do but 3month without chocolate doing good Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours " | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx
M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates
Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?
I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts
Erm not the best image. Lol
But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Love them all but of chocolate hardest thing to do but 3month without chocolate doing good Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours "Hats off for your commitment | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx
M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates
Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?
I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts
Erm not the best image. Lol
But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.
If I'm eating chocolates the only thing your touching is my feet "O I do give a good foot massage. Are we watching a film. Too? | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment "Ok you want commitment ? How about i tell you my real opinion, celebrations ?? the cheapskates sorry excuse for a box of chocolates meant as a gift , given to a person you couldnt be arsed going out and buying a decent pressie for. At the very least buy a box of Roses . You need to actually look for them as opposed look on ant and every street corner vendor without a licence , back street hill billy outfit fronted by a big issue seller and Lidl stores , i mean if lidl stocks celebrations thats a clue in itself, cheap immitatations of real quality products. Feck yer celebrations buy ROSES. In my opinion of course. | |||
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"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx I want a better offer than a fudge
Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx
M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates
Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?
I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts
Erm not the best image. Lol
But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.
If I'm eating chocolates the only thing your touching is my feet O
I do give a good foot massage. Are we watching a film. Too? "I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
Ok you want commitment ?
How about i tell you my real opinion, celebrations ?? the cheapskates sorry excuse for a box of chocolates meant as a gift , given to a person you couldnt be arsed going out and buying a decent pressie for.
At the very least buy a box of Roses . You need to actually look for them as opposed look on ant and every street corner vendor without a licence , back street hill billy outfit fronted by a big issue seller and Lidl stores , i mean if lidl stocks celebrations thats a clue in itself, cheap immitatations of real quality products. Feck yer celebrations buy ROSES. In my opinion of course. "WHAT....THE...ACTUAL...FUCK  | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Twix and snickers first then any combo after.
That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment
Ok you want commitment ?
How about i tell you my real opinion, celebrations ?? the cheapskates sorry excuse for a box of chocolates meant as a gift , given to a person you couldnt be arsed going out and buying a decent pressie for.
At the very least buy a box of Roses . You need to actually look for them as opposed look on ant and every street corner vendor without a licence , back street hill billy outfit fronted by a big issue seller and Lidl stores , i mean if lidl stocks celebrations thats a clue in itself, cheap immitatations of real quality products. Feck yer celebrations buy ROSES. In my opinion of course.
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"I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything. Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank. " Have a Cadburys caramel and chill out dude I'm only messing Good film choice tho | |||
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"I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything. Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank. Have a Cadburys caramel and chill out dude I'm only messing Good film choice tho "I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too. | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?
The biscuit is a whole other thread
So you're on the naughty step then?
Lucky girl lol
I'll have my chocolate to keep me company
I'll keep you company
I've got my Belgian chocolates, that's all the company I need "Im taking my Thornton's reward card and going home | |||
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"I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything. Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank. Have a Cadburys caramel and chill out dude I'm only messing Good film choice tho
I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too. "Add a wee smiley face then
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"Thread hijack alert! Aldi are selling bags of Munchies, and sprog #1 stole both bags I bought. He's out the will.
Off with his head " | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Bounty
Twix
Mars
Milky way x
I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging
The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?
The biscuit is a whole other thread
So you're on the naughty step then?
Lucky girl lol
I'll have my chocolate to keep me company
I'll keep you company
I've got my Belgian chocolates, that's all the company I need
Im taking my Thornton's reward card and going home "Thornton reward card how am I only just hearing of this, sign me up | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours "Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference - Snickers Maltesers Galaxy Caramel Galaxy Milky Way Twice Mars Bounty x | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x"Twix! Bloody predictive text lol x | |||
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"If anybody doesn't want there bountys I'll have them. " You can have my snickers too | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws. "If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x"Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY | |||
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"If anybody doesn't want there bountys I'll have them. " You'll be having loads by the looks of it | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY "I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY
I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x"No such thing as leftover chocolate | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY
I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x
No such thing as leftover chocolate "Would be a shame to bin them x | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread "It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK. | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY
I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x
No such thing as leftover chocolate
Would be a shame to bin them x"Savage | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY
I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x
No such thing as leftover chocolate
Would be a shame to bin them x
Savage "Haha what do you suggest then? Give them to my guy? x | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK. "You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY
I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x
No such thing as leftover chocolate
Would be a shame to bin them x
Savage
Haha what do you suggest then? Give them to my guy? x"Give them to Nekked Jack so I can have the M&S all to myself | |||
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"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference Snickers Bounty Maltesers Twix Mars Galaxy Galaxy caramel Milky way What's yours
Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -
Snickers
Maltesers
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Twice
Mars
Bounty x
Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY
I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x
No such thing as leftover chocolate
Would be a shame to bin them x
Savage
Haha what do you suggest then? Give them to my guy? x
Give them to Nekked Jack so I can have the M&S all to myself "Deal! x | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank "I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK? | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank
I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK? "I'm giving you my bounties x | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank
I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?
I'm giving you my bounties x"(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for ) | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank
I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK? "Only wanted to know everyone's favourite mini bar, I've ended up with a toe job | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank
I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?
I'm giving you my bounties x
(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for ) "Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank
I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?
I'm giving you my bounties x
(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for )
Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "Well of course! What else were you expecting? x | |||
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"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too
Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.
If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread
It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.
You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank
I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?
I'm giving you my bounties x
(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for )
Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate.
Well of course! What else were you expecting? x"Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere | |||
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"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. " Well of course! What else were you expecting? x I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure. "Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x | |||
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"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. " Well of course! What else were you expecting? x I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.
Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x"Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere Of course can't you see my halo. | |||
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"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. " Well of course! What else were you expecting? x I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.
Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x
Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere
Of course can't you see my halo. "Your halo is slipping lol x | |||
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"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. " Well of course! What else were you expecting? x I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.
Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x
Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere
Of course can't you see my halo.
Your halo is slipping lol x"That's not my halo. I was playing a game of huola. | |||
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